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AE Productions Limited
AE Productions Limited
CBers, CAPTCHAs, and AEs, welcome to AE Productions! Owned by the illustrious Orson...um, any last name?
Not that I'm aware of.
All right then. AE Productions has created many excellent films since its founding, such as "The Littlest Spaceship", "Flick and Flack, Castaways", and the timeless "The Sugarmill Conspiracy"! I've decided to open auditions for Orson's next film, "Argyle and Sons" to the CB! Anyone (including CAPTCHAs and AEs)
No CAPTCHAs.
Why not?
They can't speak dialogue.
Surely there are some roles in "Argyle and Sons" that don't require mastery of the English language? Extras, perhaps?
Don't be daft. My films are to the point, like me. I never cast extras.
As an artistic choice, or because you can't afford to hire them?
Give them the form and submit the comment.
Alrighty. Here's the audition form for "Argyle and Sons"!
NAME:
AGE:
GENDER/PRONOUNS:
CBER, AE OR CAPTCHA?:
HEIGHT:
HAIR COLOR:
EYE COLOR:
PREVIOUS ACTING EXPERIENCE? (specify if yes):
OTHER TALENTS:
I said no CAPTCHAs!
You also said to give them the form and submit the comment.
I take it back, now do as I say!
Too late. We'll be posting excerpts from the script for auditioning soon.
CAPTCHAs can't speak Eng-
Bye!
Arg-
submitted by Bakerloo, age 16, (REDACTED)
(August 5, 2020 - 3:47 pm)
(August 5, 2020 - 3:47 pm)
*gasps* Me! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
Soo, Georgia... You want to be in this movie?
YESYESYESYESYESYSYESYSYEYDYSYESFXRSDSD
Ooook then, fill out the sheet I guess.
Yay!!
Name: Georgia Majestic
(I've decided that the last names of all my AEs are Majestic)
Age: AGELESS!!! Buuuut I look about 13.
Gender/pronouns: Female, she/her/hers
CBer, AE, or CAPTCHA?: AE!
Height: 5'3"
Hair color: Milk chocolate brown and curly, although it CAN magically transform into a dirty blonde because Mary sometimes forgets what color my hair is.
Hey! Don't expose me!
Eye color: *sing songy* BluUuUuuEeeE
Previous acting experience: Well, I love putting on shows for Kary and her other AEs, and I like to make my own 1-woman shows on Mary's iPad!
Other talents: Well, I'm a great singer, dancer, storyteller-
She's great at being impossibly annoying.
Arrow! When did you get here?
I'm always here.
...
...
Oook, um Georgia, how bout we finish up that sheet?
Thats basically it... Oh! And I'm a great tree climber. And I have great fashion sense. *looks at running shorts and ripped t-shirt that says "sunshine"*
Hooray for Georgia, what an opportunity. My third AE, Diana, isn't around at the moment, but she may consider auditioning later.
(August 5, 2020 - 5:45 pm)
(August 6, 2020 - 4:44 pm)
Mary, not Kary D: typos grr.
(August 6, 2020 - 5:19 pm)
Bradley, you can be in a movie. Waddiya say?
Name: (Brad) (leyyy)
Age: (Eight) (teenn)
Gender/Pronouns: (He,him) (/his/he)
CBer, AE, or CAPTCHA: (CAPTC) (HAAAA)
Hair color: (Brown)
Eye Color: (Icebl) (ueeee)
Pervious Acting Experence: (Nonee)
Other Talents: (Icans) (ingre) (allyw) (ellll)
(August 7, 2020 - 11:50 am)
Name: Strawberri
Age: 12
Gender: female, she, her
CBer
Height: 4'10"
Hair color: dirty blond
Eye color: blue
previous acting experiance: very minor, non speaking part in a professional performance of Pilgrim's Progress
Other talents: Writing, I get good grades, I'm good at crafting and sewing
This is a ski lodge. that is not a question it is a statement of belief.
(August 7, 2020 - 3:52 pm)
Ooh, look, a movie!
I know what you're thinking, Quill, and the answer is never in a million years.
Okay, fine.
I'll do it! This sounds like fun.
Probably not. I can't act.
Alright, just Bean then!
Name: Caribbean Inkwell, but call me Bean
Age: 15-ish
Gender/Pronouns: Female, she/her
CBer, AE, or CAPTCHA: AE
Height: Maybe 5'3? 5'4? Around there.
Hair Color: Mocha brown
Eye Color: Shifts colors, usually some shade of hazel or violet.
Previous Acting Experience: None really.
Other Talents: I can play acoustic guitar, and I can sing.
(August 7, 2020 - 4:06 pm)
{Oh, you insult me. I can speak dialogue.}
__Of course you're insulted.__
Hey, wait, Orson's in his thirties? He sure is acting immature.
Please keep the insults to a minimum, Braoin.
I'm not going in any movie but Arithmancy will make me anyway. If I insult Orson, he'll not want to pick me.
...Oh. Fine. Then it'll just be Zitelle.
Are you sure?
Very! You need to toughen up! No more stage fright!
Oh, YOU tell HER that?
Uh, yes.
NAME: Zitelle
AGE: Uh, I dunno. Teens. I think.
GENDER/PRONOUNS: Female. SHe/Hers.
AE.
Medium.
Dark brown
Blue
PREVIOUS ACTING EXPERIENCE: I was a medium importance role in a play Arithmancy did.
Arithmancy invited all the OCs and Zitelle barfed on her lines.
Uh, that was unnecessary.
None really.
(August 8, 2020 - 2:06 pm)
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