Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

+ A Peculiar Ski Lodge +

You are walking down the road.
No, you're sitting at your desk doing homework.
Wait- now you're arguing with your parents.
Hey, weren't your parents dead in the last bit?

Whatever.

You're on Puddings Place, scrolling through the threads. Whatever the time is, you might be feeling tired. Maybe. Or maybe you're-

Just click on the thread.
Come on.
Click it...
Yes! You clicked!
You're reading through the thread, most likely feeling confused. This is most certainly peculiar. 

It's about to get weirder.

Dear person who happened to stumble upon this,
Hello! You can call me The Person Who Is Running This Thing, or Peculium. I am your host! I think. Maybe there's another person who is hosting me, and they're the host! But what if...

You stop reading. This is utterly useless and confusing.
Wait, don't stop reading. I need people to write this thing. Keep going!
You might get mad at the little words on the screen, but you keep reading. I hope.

So, I would like you to come sign up for this strange ski lodge. There's no reason why you would, since you are going to die, and one of you is going to be a murderer. I mean, you'll come back.
I'm pretty sure.
Our magic is damaged, so you might be stuck inside this thread for eternity. 
Let's hope that doesn't happen! Fill out this form and you will be expected to walk fifteen hundred miles to get to our mysterious building. It's rented, so please no tracking mud on the floor. Have a good day!

~Peculium

You blink. This is so confusing. But, ski lodges are fun to read. And magic isn't real, so you can't get stuck. At least, you think so. 
You look at the form.

There isn't a form.

Sorry, I forgot we didn't have one yet! How exactly do you make a form? I guess it's just questions. Okay, here you go!
~Peculium

Name:
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: 
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets:
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road:
What Is Your Hair Color:
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You:
pOtAtO:
Black or White: 
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue:
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow:
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction:

You have never seen a weirder form. 
Actually, have you? 

Last question- Have you seen a weirder form?:

You might shrug. You might cry. You might have another reaction to this incredibly weird thread but I cannot predict it since I cannot see the future. 
Alright, I think that covers everything. Go ahead and fill out the form. Be honest. I will maybe see you at the Place Where This Begins!

Some Cool Sign Off Thing - Peculium  

submitted by Peculium, age Ski Lodge!, Maybe.
(December 26, 2020 - 2:54 pm)

Let's do this thing.

 

Name: Woolly

Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Mint Chip
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: No.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: To get to the vegetarians house.

What Is Your Hair Color: Brown.
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: Probably

pOtAtO: ToMaToE
Black or White: Black. (Lives matter)

What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: Marine blue

What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: No marshmallows, Im vegetarian.

If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Report Dead Body

 

 

 

submitted by woolly, age now
(December 26, 2020 - 5:07 pm)

Yes! Tomatoes! Among Us! We are going to be BEST FRIENDS!

Here is your Seven League Boots. Now you don't have to walk fifteen hundred miles! 

=That Person Who's Hosting 

submitted by Peculium, Maybe.
(December 27, 2020 - 1:54 pm)
submitted by tooopooo
(December 26, 2020 - 9:48 pm)

Name: Luna

Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Turkey Hill mint triopolitan- one third mint chocolate chip, one third dark chocolate, one third fudge ripple.

Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: can't say I have much of one.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: to get to the mint triopolitan and mauve jackets on the other side. (Spoiler: he never made it.)

What Is Your Hair Color: In real life? Brown. In my CB appearance? Black with purple & blue streaks.

If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: No. It won't fall on anyone, except the girl in that one asdfmovie.

pOtAtO: boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. (I like you, by the way.)

Black or White: white.

What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: azure!
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: delicious.
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: a regular person? Scream, cry, freak out. In the case of Jem Louisa Margaret, I laugh and join the conspiracy theorists.

Have you seen a weirder form?: If General Waffleson's surveys count as forms, then certainly. But even then, with the way I messed up all this formatting, this one might be coming in close.

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(December 26, 2020 - 10:38 pm)

Me too! I like you! (That rhymed- How cool!) pOtAtO stew is on the menu! (Wow! That rhymed TOO! I must be a poet!) 

Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles! 

submitted by Peculium, Maybe.
(December 27, 2020 - 1:56 pm)

Name: Silver Crystal, or Silver for short
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: Not preferable.             

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: Not my buisness.

What Is Your Hair Color: Brown, with bleached ends
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: Probably not, if I'm lucky.
pOtAtO: BOIL IT MASH IT STICK IT IN A STEW (high five if you get the reference)                                                   Black or White: Shades of grey.
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: Depends on my mood

What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: Who cares? Just eat it XD
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Depends on who's being stabbed.

Last question- Have you seen a weirder form?: Nope. This is by far the weirdest form I have ever filled out, good job lol.

submitted by Silver Crystal, age Infinity, Milky Way
(December 26, 2020 - 11:14 pm)

Ahh, thank you! I love compliments! Especially ones with lol on the end! Lol lol lollllll!!!

Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles! 

submitted by Peculium, Maybe.
(December 27, 2020 - 1:57 pm)

Name: Nightfall DreamFire

Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Vanilla Caramel

Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: Meh...haven't watched them. 

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: No particular reason.

What Is Your Hair Color: Black, with glowing white tips.

If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: Probably not.

pOtAtO: Um, no thank you. 

Black or White:  Black. Most definitly Black. 
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: Midnight blue. 
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: Althea Officinalis. I did not search this up. I have this memorized from the time I did a marshmallow experiment.

If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Attack the attacker. 

Have you seen a weirder form?: Yeah. 


Name: Demon DreamFire

Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Blackberry

Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: Same as Nightfall. 

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: Um. Why do you ask me this.

What Is Your Hair Color: Black, with a red strip. 

If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: Um. NO! I am very vigilant, thank you. 

Do you even know what that means.

Umm, maybe?  

pOtAtO: I guess? 

Black or White:  Black. BLACK WILL RULE!

What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: Midnight blue. 
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: Don't ask me. 

If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Scream super loudly, turn into demon form, and bite the attacker so the demon poison injects into them. Then stab them twice with my trident. 

Have you seen a weirder form?: Nah, I don't think so.

-Name: Angel DreamFire

Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Vanilla, plain. 

Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: They're good! I think! 

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: Because it wanted to! 

What Is Your Hair Color: White! Completely white! 

If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: Um. No, I'm very figet-y and will probably be pacing around. 

pOtAtO: Um, no thank you. 

Black or White:  Black. Most definitly Black. 
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: White! And yellow.  
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: Its a marshmallow no matter what. 

If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Scream, then fly up and accidently-on-purpose smash the attacker in the head. 

Have you seen a weirder form?: Yeeeeep.

From,

Nightfall DreamFire, Demon DreamFire, and Angel DreamFire

[@Admins -- DreamFire is a fake last name :)] 

submitted by Nightfall DreamFire, age they/them, DreamWorld
(December 27, 2020 - 12:52 am)

Wow, you all like attacking people! That's good! I like attacking marshmallows because they taste good! Wait, you did a project on marshmallows? Fascinating!

Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!

Demon, I ask you that question because it's a form! And forms have questions! And I searched the internet for questions and that was one that came up and since it had ... So I decided the chicken would be on the form! 

Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!

Angel, I love vanilla ice cream! Although confetti explosion firework mint chip birthday is better.

Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles! 

 

~From Me 

submitted by Peculium, Maybe.
(December 27, 2020 - 2:02 pm)

Very...peculiar.

 

Name: Moondrop
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Tin lizzy (Vanilla with fudge and caramel)


Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: Meh
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: To open a space-time vortex.
What Is Your Hair Color: Very dark brown
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: Depends on where you're standing
pOtAtO: Correct.
Black or White: It's hard to say. Both are nice.

What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: Teal
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow:Althaea Officinalis.
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Frightened, then worried, then scared, then mad.

Last question- Have you seen a weirder form?: Perhaps.

submitted by Moondrop
(December 27, 2020 - 9:56 am)

Ooh, smart answers! Do you speak in the slanted font thingy or in the normal font thingy? Just asking! Im Asking! I am ASKING! I love asking! Maybe I shouldnt have had the last cup of coffee...

Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles! 

~Do I really have to sign off? 

submitted by Peculium, Maybe.
(December 27, 2020 - 2:04 pm)

I speak in normal font! I just thought italics would look nice.

submitted by Moondrop
(December 28, 2020 - 7:46 am)

Ha ha wow. This looks like the kind of thing I would join, and am goin to join riiiight. . .NOW.

Name: Darkling

Favorite flavor of Ice Cream: Must I choose? I do really like Butter Pecan though.

My opinion on Mauve Jackets: I honestly don't have one, wear what you want.

Why did the chicken cross the road: Ask the chicken, not me.

What is your hair color: Black with pink streaks.

If a tree falls, will it fall on you: If I'm stupid enough to stand under a falling tree, most definitely.

pOtAtO: YuMmY

Black or White: Black, it's more satisfying to win at chess without having the advantage.

What is your favorite shade of blue: Is teal a shade of blue? If so, teal. If not, teal :p

What is the scientific name for a marshmallow: Cloudicus Edibilus.

If you see someone being stabbed, what is your reaction: Run away ASAP before I get stabbed too!!!

Have you seen a weirder form: Most definitely not. 

submitted by Darkling, The Upside-Down
(December 27, 2020 - 12:03 pm)

BUTTER PECAN IS LIFE YESSSSS

Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!

~THAT PERSON WHO LOVES BUTTER PECAN/PECULIUM 

submitted by Peculium, Maybe.
(December 27, 2020 - 2:05 pm)

Name: Luminescence "Lumi"

Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Mint chip!

Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: Ew, no, why would you do something like that to a jacket?!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: Either because it was very very smart or very very stupid.

What Is Your Hair Color: Reddish brown but definitely more brown than red.

If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: Of course not!

pOtAtO: What?

Black or White: Not sure, both have their perks. I'll go with white for this one, though.

What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: cobalt!

What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: I'm not sure, does a marshmallow even have one?

If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Scream and run away, either to go have a good traumatized hysterical cry or find help or both.

Have You Ever Seen A Weirder Form?: No, probably not. But it's fine, I like it.

Other: I know this part wasn't in the form, but... PLEASE don't make me walk 15000 miles... *looks worried*

submitted by Luminescence, age 12, Atlantis
(December 27, 2020 - 12:25 pm)