Corrupt a wish

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Corrupt a wish

Corrupt a wish thread!

This is also a old idea. One CBer states a wish, and another CBer realises the wish but corrupts it in some way.

Example: I wish I could run very fast.

Wish granted. You run into a wall and get a concussion. 

submitted by Zealatom, age ^-^, meh
(April 18, 2021 - 6:40 am)

Looks fun!

I wish I could have an easier time opening pickle jars. 

submitted by Feline Fantasy
(April 18, 2021 - 2:17 pm)

Wish granted, you spend all eternity opening pickle jars for a giant cat.

submitted by Star Princess
(April 19, 2021 - 8:24 am)

Wish granted. You are great at opening jars, so now everyone comes to you in search of help. 

Wish: I wish my friends were in my classes.  

submitted by Jubilee, age the funny, marvelous, & cool genie
(April 19, 2021 - 10:12 am)

Wish granted. You spend too much time talking to your friends and get a detention. 

Wish: I wish it was summer already.  

submitted by pangolin
(April 19, 2021 - 2:26 pm)

Wish granted. You get stuck outside when it is 100 degrees and suffocate. 

Wish: I wish I could read people's thoughts at will.
submitted by Neverseen
(April 19, 2021 - 4:09 pm)

Wish granted. You read your crush's thoughts and they hate you.

Wish: I wish I could control my dreams. 

submitted by Wolfy_Walker_7, age 11, Long Island
(April 19, 2021 - 4:49 pm)

Wish granted, but you can only control how many pickles you eat in your dreams.

Wish: I wish I could have all the yarn in the world. 

submitted by woolly
(April 19, 2021 - 5:13 pm)

Wish granted, you get tangled up in yarn and choke. 

Wish: I wish I could have another pet cat.

HEY! AREN'T I ENOUGH?

Sorry, Koi.  

submitted by pangolin
(April 19, 2021 - 6:07 pm)

Wish granted. Your new cat claws your eyeballs out. (yikes)

 

submitted by Majestic Mary, age 1 eternity, Majestopia
(April 20, 2021 - 9:01 pm)

Wish granted. Your house overflows with yarn and you and your family get stuck in it forever. 

Wish: I wish all my homework would do itself. 

submitted by Starchaser, age 13, Pyrrhia, (she/her)
(April 19, 2021 - 7:00 pm)

Your homework ends up saying extremely inappropriate things, then turns itself into your teacher. 

Wish: I wish I was amazing at art 

submitted by Lazerbat
(April 20, 2021 - 4:50 am)

Wish granted. You become a famous artist and cannot walk out of your house without being crowded by fans. 

I won't post a wish, since my other one has yet to be granted. :) 

submitted by pangolin
(April 20, 2021 - 11:18 am)

Wish granted. Your homework does itself with all the wrong answers and you get terrible grades.

Wish: I wish school was over already. 

submitted by MoonKitten
(April 20, 2021 - 9:49 am)
submitted by Toppity
(April 19, 2021 - 8:11 am)

I wish I was at horse camp right now.

submitted by NiteSkiies
(April 19, 2021 - 8:48 pm)