Congrats everybody! you

Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

Congrats everybody! you

Congrats everybody! you survived a new month. With a new month comes a new thing I'ma do:

MONTHLY CHECK-UPS!

Dates To Remember:

Feb 2: GROUNDHOG DAY! 

Feb 5: CHINESE NEW YEAR! Bring on the lanterns and lucky money!

Feb 7: MY BIRTHDAY! (not really important, but I'm turning twelve that day, so...)

Feb 9: NATIONAL PIZZA DAY! Store your sausages and pack up ya pepperoni!! Here's an idea: that day, since a way to say pizza is "pizza pie", let's all being pizzas to the pie fight room in PP and throw them!

Feb 14: VALENTINES DAY! WHOOOO! Love is in the air in the shortest month of the year, which just shows how short lo-

Anyway, That day, make sure to keep love in the air, by giving Valentines not only to the cute and handsome kids, but also those who probably won't be getting any this year. And let's not forget platonic relationships, AKA just friends! Hang out with your buddies and single pringles and laugh at all the taken bacons, because the true love that matters today is love for your squad!

But don't forget us *cough cough* reasonable *cough cough* kids who believe that love is too much of a burden for minors! Remember, there's ways fanfiction and love for Jesus. Keep that anti-romantic pride flying high, CBers! 

Feb 17: RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS DAY! Pay for the next person in lines drink, help your mum out in the kitchen, check, even a compliment will work! make sure to comment what you did down below!!

Feb 18: PRESIDENT DAY! 

(ain't never gonna be president now...)

I'm going to make SO MANY HAMILTON PUNS THAT DAY! And the great news Is, I can, because school's out!

comment any other memorable dates or presidential puns down below!

Monthly challenge:

February is the month of love. Most people know that, because of Valentines day. However, February also has Random Act of Kindness day, so make sure to share some love for others in a non-romantic way! Help out around the house, Give a gift to a friend,  Maybe post a kind post on CB? Anything you can do will count in the long run! Just be yourself, and be kind!

Jokes( credit to MyTownTutors)

What happens if the ground log sees his shadow?

We'll see six more weeks of splinters!

 

"I can't be your Valentine for medical reasons!"

"...really?"

"Yeah, you make me sick!"

 

"Do you have a date for V-day?"

"Yep! February 14th."

 

And Finally...

What did the Caveman give to his wife on V-day?

Uggs and Kisses!

(post more in the comments!(

 

Pick-up lines that will get you the Chatterboxer!

My CAPTCHA says uhot.... he/she has great taste, don't you think?

You're the Pudding in my Pudding's place/ Ink to my Inkwell/ The Earth to my Down to Earth/ So on.

I'll top all your posts, even the bad ones.

Are you are book? Cause I wanna blab about you to everybody. 

YOU IS HOT. MUCH SO HOT.

You are my Kyngdom.

If we were in a ski lodge, you would be the killer, cause you are SLAY QUEEN. 

If I could make a thread about.everything I love about you. It would be the longest thread ever.

You belong in Puddings place, cause your a work of art.

And finally, one that is not CB related, credit to TomSka...

Hey baby, you an angel?Cause I'm allergic to feathers.

*comment more below!* 

 

That is all for the February Monthly check-up! So far in this series, we have:

1. important dates

2.Month- related jokes

3.Month-related info bit

All of which you can add your own! If you guys think there is anything you want to add, feel free to message us! we are:

(CEO) Ella Starburst

(Mascot) Ted the Elephant 

Zeke O.

Andrea Getty

Sammy Witch (Andrea's Captcha/AE)

Starting next month, we will start a part creatively called LMWQY (Last Month We Asked You) In which we will ask you guys a month-related question and take the best answers, crediting you! This Month, we are asking you this:

What would you like to find at the end of a rainbow?

 

With that, we end today's post. Have a good rest of your day, AEs, CAPTCHAS, and CBers!

Signed,

pfcp,

Sincerely Me,

Bewitchingly yours,

Ciao for now, 

 

Zeke.

Ted

Andy!

Sammy.

Ella.

Floof Industries.

submitted by Floof Industries
(February 2, 2019 - 1:38 pm)

Wow. I don't know what this is but I am 100% on board. As for the question, I think I would like to find a large pot filled with croutons and possibly a Crouton Dragon dwelling within its depths.

Another date to add to the list: Feb 12th is Abraham Lincoln's birthday! So remember to find Ol' Honest Abe and give him a birthday present. Legend says he still roams the hills of North Carolina.

 

submitted by General Waffleson
(February 2, 2019 - 2:20 pm)
submitted by toppo
(February 2, 2019 - 5:08 pm)
submitted by toppo top
(February 2, 2019 - 7:01 pm)

It's a monthly check-up,  which was awesome and cool and fun to make!

submitted by Andrea G.
(February 2, 2019 - 8:56 pm)

Heeeeeyyyyyy!!!  I’m turning 12 March 2nd! Are you one person??

submitted by Aquamarine, age XI, In the Clouds
(February 3, 2019 - 10:26 am)

Floof industries is a collection of three people and two CAPTCHAs, but Ella is our leader and types up most of the stuff. we meet in real life.

~Eziekiel Owatttaw 

submitted by Floof Industries
(February 3, 2019 - 4:36 pm)

Would you like us to include that as an important date in the March check-up?

submitted by Ella Starburst
(February 4, 2019 - 9:28 am)

(Actually yes we are all one person but TELL NO oNE)

submitted by Ella Starburst
(February 4, 2019 - 10:37 am)

St. Valentine’s Day is also my dad’s Bday!! 

Hey it’s funny how this day became so romantic and stuff bc it actually had very religious beginnings! *ahem*

There once was a Catholic bishop named Valentine (haha that would be a funny name today) sent inspiring letters to people in prison. 

He must have been very nice! 

submitted by Aquamarine, age XI, In the Clouds
(February 3, 2019 - 10:50 am)

*do you have an answer for our LMWAY (Last month we asked you)?

submitted by Sammy Witch
(February 3, 2019 - 4:37 pm)

What I thought it was because he was in love with someone and before he was executed (and he was executed for illegally helping people get married, he was a pastor/bishop person) he sent her a letter saying "from your Valentine????????????

submitted by Spiffycat
(February 5, 2019 - 11:52 am)

Also how could your BDay not be important?????

submitted by Aquamarine, age XI, In the Clouds
(February 3, 2019 - 10:51 am)

because it relates to no one on CB?

(also, every time I is mentioned, we mean Ella Starburst, she's the leader of Floof) 

submitted by Ella Starburst
(February 3, 2019 - 3:01 pm)

This is a really cool idea! I'll definitely be coming here every month. I'd definitely love to answer a month-related question.

By the way, the term for an AE/CAPTCHA hybrid is a CAPTCHAE. I used to have one too. c: 

submitted by Icy, age 14, The Forest
(February 3, 2019 - 10:14 pm)

Thanks so much, Icy! It's great to hear that: I'll use that in the future!

*yrka. Yorka.*

uhm....ok?

~Andy and Sammy 

submitted by Andrea
(February 4, 2019 - 9:23 am)