Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue



Yup, that's right, it's that time again:


This month, these are the suggestions we are taking:


Funny CAPTCHA quotes

Cber awards

LMWAY answers (Create a float idea: what will your float be about and what will you be throwing?)

Monthly advice/tips/ thingy answers ( What are tips for catching the MOST Candy?) 

July jokes

important dates!

Location of the Month answers! (Submit a location for Floof Industries's "Location" section, by the age and name section, and we will use the best one for the whole month!)

Thank you all in advance for submitting, and PLEASE SUBMIT!

See you in the MCU,

Floof Industries

P.S What do you guys think about drawings of all the Floof members?would you like the idea? 



submitted by Floof Industries
(June 26, 2019 - 1:12 pm)


Cber Awards: let's see. I don't actually know this CBers NAME, so I'll just call them "an empty world". They created a wonderful World-Waker thread, a completely original idea, and deserve a Creativity award for it. It's also a thread many people enjoy posting on. :)

Yas. Okaaaaaaay .  . . .

Location of the Month should be . .  um . . . .heh heh . . . Strangest City. Yas, Ok. I still don't fully understand this part.

LMWAY: Uh. Is there going to be a parade?

Anyway, MY float wil be a giant ice dragon, white and blue, and I will be throwing Lifesavers, Reese's pieces, and stuffed animal clothing.

Also, drawings of all the Floof members sounds like a great idea.

BYE FLOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

submitted by spiffycat, age 12
(June 27, 2019 - 10:48 am)

Cber awards: Joan B. of Arc and Leeli should get the... uh... not-afraid-of-expressing-their-opinions award? That's the best name I could come up with, since they're so great at standing up for their beliefs and I totally wish I could do that as well as they can. 

Location of the Month: Breaking Down Barriers?

LMWAY: My float will be dog-themed! Papier-mache dogs of various bright colors will be all over the float, and a giant multicolored wolf will be in the middle. I will sit on it, throwing out candy and dog toys. 

I'd love to see drawings of the Floof members. If you gave me some info on them, I'd be happy to draw the Floof members myself! 

submitted by Fleet, Io
(June 27, 2019 - 5:05 pm)

Thank you so much, Fleet. That means a lot to me, because I always try my best to stand up for what I believe in in a kind way, and sometimes I worry I’m too harsh or second guess doing it. And I’ve been getting some hate about it lately, so I’m really glad to know someone appreciates it. <3 And I agree that Joan should get that award too; Joan, you’re so good at expressing your opinions and standing up for things all while staying kind and calm and not getting worked up, and I really admire that.  

submitted by Leeli
(June 28, 2019 - 5:41 pm)
submitted by Bop to the TOP!!
(June 27, 2019 - 2:20 pm)

I'm a little confused, this looks really fun, but I have a few questions. What is Floof Industries? Are they CBer or something else? And what is an MCU? I'm sorry, I'm still pretty new.

submitted by Diamond Fox, age 14, Lost in a Book
(June 27, 2019 - 9:54 pm)

An MCU is, in this case, the Monthly Check-Up. Posted by Floof Industries (Floof is a CBer, yes), the MCU keeps people up to date on what's happening in the month. (It also stands for Marvel Cinematic Universe, but not in this case)

submitted by Fleet@Diamond, dancing in the EDZ
(June 28, 2019 - 7:27 am)

oh, it's okay!

Floof Industries is a group of two AEs, Andrea and Zeke, a CAPTCHAE, Sammy Witch, Two CAPTCHAs, Ted the Elephant and Frank the runny-nosed Dog, and One CBer, Ella Starburst, the head. 

The MCU stands for Monthly Check-Up, a post meant to prepare people in a light hearted way for the new month, with funny jokes, important dates, and submissions from you guys! 

submitted by Floof Industries
(June 28, 2019 - 10:50 am)


submitted by Diamond Fox, age 14, Lost in a Book
(June 28, 2019 - 12:48 pm)


submitted by Diamond Fox, age 14, Lost in a Book
(June 28, 2019 - 12:48 pm)

Hey, are you still accepting applications for working at Floof Industries? I'd like to sign up. 

Name: Fleet, aka Fleetsie

Category you would like to work in (LMWAY answers and questions, Jokes, Advice tidbit month IDK thing, Awards, Funny CAPTCHA words, Important dates,): Whatever you need me to do?

Why you wanna work here: I need something to do lol

Favorite Meme (yes this is important): I don't know, there are too many to choose from! Memes that have something to do with my fandoms (Star Wars, Marvel, A:TLA, Destiny) will almost always make me laugh tho

Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: I think they're kinda cool.

Favorite Floof Member: Well, obviously my fave Floof member is Ella Starburst.

What do we want: Is this a reference to something? Or are you asking me? If you're asking me, I want a Klondike bar right now.

When do we want it: See above

What would you do for a Klondike bar: Weird, I was just talking about Klondike bars! Are you asking me what would I do to get a Klondike bar? I would fight whoever gets in my way. I've had to do that with my cousins before-- my aunt and uncle always have Klondike bars in their fridge but my cousins are always eating them. *eyeroll*

submitted by Fleet, stuck in a Vex teleporter
(June 29, 2019 - 3:06 pm)

I see, you are a very devoted person! You're hired!

Nicknames: Klondike Bar Warrior, Joke sector manager

By the by, you need some help with that Teleporter?

Here are your pinecones, and Ted, what'd ya find?


Okay, I'll grab it..

ooh, Floof brand Seltzer Water! I don't think this will help with the teleporter, but here! And here are some digital Klondike bars!

You can start next month! If you have any questions, ask us, and PLEASE don't bring up Andy's death on The ski lodge for Diagon Alley, Zeke is STILL salty about that.



submitted by Floof Industries
(June 30, 2019 - 10:15 am)

Thanks for hiring me! *accepts Klondike bars, pinecones, and seltzer water* Also, the teleporter thing in my location is a Destiny 2 reference-- I'm slightly obsessed with that game at the moment.

submitted by Fleet@Floof, heythat's an alliteration
(July 1, 2019 - 7:46 am)

(Can you use my awards that were meant for June? Thanks!)

Float idea: girl scouts are standing on a simple platform that has red, white & blue streamers trailing down from the sides. behind them is a giant model of Captain America's sheild (Sorry, I'm a fangirl :P). On the white star in the middle of the sheild are written several virtues, such as courage, loyalty, compassion, hard-working, ect. Each of the girl scouts is wearing a piece of paper pinned to their fronts displaying one of the virtues. They are throwing Jolly Ranchers, Lifesavers, and Airheads.

Location idea: I said this before: Ladybug's Lane? 

What's red, white, blue, and Green? A seasick Uncle Sam.

What's the difference between George Washington and a duck? One has a bill on their face while the other has their face on a bill.

(I didn't make those jokes up, by the way. Credit to LaffGaff!) 

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons, BeaconTown
(June 29, 2019 - 3:30 pm)
submitted by Floof Industries , ok
(July 1, 2019 - 12:11 pm)

Float: My float would have a huge mountain in the middle, the base of the mountain would be covered in pine trees and then there would be a crystal clear lake surrounding the mountain, surrounding the lake on the edge of the float would be a beach with gorgeously colored rocks. There would be two figurines of me and my cousin (Icy), Icy would be sitting with her feet in the water making beautiful pictures out of fire while I fly over the water doing flips with my wind powers. the float will be throwing candy because I don't think you can replace candy in a parade

tips for catching candy: try not to look to old, try to look young and eager, they'll be more likely to throw candy to you

jokes: (really cheesy but) June over? Julying

dates: July 1-international joke day, July 4-independence day for the US, also sidewalk egg frying day, first saturday of july-international cherry pit spitting day, July 11-Cheer up the lonely day, July 13- embrace your geekness day, July 15-cow appreciation day, July 22-hammock day, July 27- take your houseplants for a walk day

submitted by Barnswallow
(July 2, 2019 - 8:28 am)