Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue



It has come to my attention that a war has started between two factions: The Christmas Cult...

Ahoy Deer!

and The Gathering of Thanks-Givers, or the Turks.


Given that these two factions are at war, they will obviously need a place to war on. This is why Floof Industries is proud to present the first ever Floof brand war ground! (Trying to come up witha better name)

Battleground description:

On the right side is where the CC will reside. It is essentially a winter wonderland, covered from head to toe in packing snow and nothing else. Not a tree, household, or anything else. There are brick molders on the side to help them create their forts. This battleground is about the size of half a football field.

Advantages: Easy to make bases

Disadvantages: Snow is the only weapon

On the left side resides the Turks. They have every Thanksgiving food weapon imaginable: turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, Msahed potatoes, pumpkin pie, roasted veggies, you name it. The floor is entirely tiled, and the size is about half a foootball field. 

Pros: Bigger arsenal of weapons

Cons: Bases will be very hard to make


Surrounding these fields will be walls made of smooth concrete. No other weapons or magic will be allowed. Once you choose a side, you may not go back. If you have commented positevely on the side's personal posts, that is the side you are on. Both I, Ella Starburst and Sammy Witch will be neutrual parties, occasionally adding stage events to make things more interesting. Samantha?

*With that, let the first ever Floof sponsored battle...


submitted by Floof Industries, Plymouth Rock
(November 3, 2019 - 12:28 pm)

Shoot! Waterbears are practically invincable! Um um um how about THIS!! *Slams wings to the ground*

*A rumble shakes the three groups. The floor splits, and from the depths comes a roar. Claws scrape as a turkey-feathered monster climbs out. With horns-of-plenty as ready claws, the Thanksgiving Dragon rises to defend its people.*

submitted by Porcelain Dragon
(November 15, 2019 - 1:26 pm)

*Zomb has expanded battle ground**new faction:Halloween Warriors*

pros: can easily scare enemys

cons: no alliances 

*Zomb has taken controle of Halloween Warriors* Zomb:none shal take my land *laughs maniacly* 

submitted by Zomb
(November 15, 2019 - 8:32 am)

A WATER BEAR!!! *gasp* One of my favorite animals EVER! So cute and squishy!

*the water bears, starved for love in a world that hates them with a passion, all come over to me, wanting treats, and with my irresistible charm compels them to become my servants*

submitted by cerinthe, age 13
(November 15, 2019 - 6:48 pm)

Well, actually, I think Christmas is a federal holiday, at least in the US...

submitted by @Kitten, Tux
(November 16, 2019 - 9:47 am)

Oh. Shoot. Nonetheless, Thanksgiving is also a federal holiday, which means that it deserves recognition.

submitted by Kitten, Pondering
(November 21, 2019 - 12:31 am)


submitted by Catsclaw
(November 24, 2019 - 9:46 pm)

*shields self* ack! We must retaliate at once! Why aren't all of you using Christmas spirit to stop these fiends!? ATTACK!

submitted by Kringle Krook, Plymouth Rock
(November 25, 2019 - 1:15 pm)

*throws numerous turkey legs at Kringle Krook* Thanksgiving lovers and April Fools people are not fiends!

submitted by Nyx, age 12 years , Earth
(November 25, 2019 - 2:55 pm)


Couldnt agree w/ u more!!  

submitted by Tuxedo Kitten
(November 28, 2019 - 8:02 am)

Have to pooint out here... That the two kittens agree with each other!Laughing

submitted by Catsclaw
(November 28, 2019 - 11:16 pm)

I come to reinforce the TURKS!!!! *Runs around speedily while throwing explosive corn kernels at Kringle Krook**Jumps onto the back of the Thanksgiving Dragon* Alright buddy let's see what you can do!

submitted by Moonlight
(November 29, 2019 - 5:48 pm)

It's christmas season! We have the advantage, homeboys! 

Also, yes, I did randomly appear out of nowhere and pick the christmas cult. As much as I would be entertained by a fight to get me to a team side, I decided it would be much better if I just chose one. Also, I love christmas.

*throws snowballs at Turks* 

submitted by Dusk S., age ????, ????
(December 5, 2019 - 10:40 am)

Hey... Where's the 4th Of July? hmph... >:( Can I make it?

Pros: Fire crackers, tiny bombs, water guns... WEAPONS!!!!

Cons: Fire crackers can hurt us too :( also smoke inhalation affects everyone so basically we hurt ourselves

Extra Con: Apparently where I live fireworks are now illegal so watch out for FBI

submitted by Clovertoe, age 24 Moons, WindClan
(February 2, 2020 - 7:47 pm)