AUGUST HOLIDAY HUNGER

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AUGUST HOLIDAY HUNGER

AUGUST HOLIDAY HUNGER GAMES!

Now I know what ya'll are thinkin':

Wait a second! It's August! There are no special holidays!

Well, we know that too, but a month just isn't the same without a HHG!

(*)that's why we decided to make a little something special for August, and every other month devoid of holidays!(*)

*WHATA DAY!*

(*)Zekey, my boy, tell us about Whata Day!(*)

Whata Day is a fictional holiday on the nineteenth of every holiday-derived month in which anything can happen. The traditions change every single year, so you never know what will happen next. Thus, the Whata Day HHG is a bit different; for our first HHG, there will be no theme. However, the winner of this HHG will decide the theme for the next Whata Day, happening on...*

This September!

*We won't be making HHGsfor holidays solely giving kids a day off of school because of a lack of material and because we want to have more Whata Days per year. Memorial Day is the only exception. Also, the New Years won't be counted because they're right next to each other as well as personal life.*

Without further ado, Let's see our tributes!

MARCH

STARCHASER

GEORGIA (Non-Cber)

SELCOUTH (Non-Cber)

ELEMENTGIRL

ZITELLE (non-Cber)

GLASS (non-Cber)

cerinthe

AGENT WINTER 

STRAWBERRI 

FELIX (Non-Cber)

NYX 

NIGHTENGALE

XEIX (Non-Cber) 

DOLPHIN

HEROES OF OLYMPUS (HOO) 

HUMMINGBIRD

BARNSWALLOW

FELINE FANTASY

SUMMER

SHADOWMIST

SURROUNDEDBYBOOKS

NITESKIIES

anongirl

ARVE

LEAFY

(*)Now, lET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!

GATEWAY

Nyx steps off her podium too soon and blows up.

Nightengale finds Glass hiding in the cornucopia and k.Os her. 

Surroundedby Books strangles Leafy after engaging in a fist fight.

(*)Great start everyone!

Oh, don't have a repeat of the SBB incident, I don't want to do all that paperwork...

DAY ONE
HummingbirdHeroes Of Olympus, and Strawberri start fighting, but Heroes Of Olympus runs away as Hummingbird K.Os Strawberri.

 

(*)that's low, Hummingbird.

"that's low?"

(*) WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY-

 

Barnswallow accidentally slaps Niteskiies and apoligizes. Again. And again. And Again. And again. And Again. And- 

 

big mood.

 

NIGHT ONE 

 

Starchaser stabs Zitelle while her back is turned.

 

trust nobody...*cocks gun, points it at Ella* not even yourself.

 

Arve writes the great American novel, while Surroundedby Books writes the ok Canadian novel.

It's funny that this is here, because tomorrow's events seem like something straight out of a novel. For now though, we got romance...

 

Nightengale convinces Feline Fantasy to snuggle with her.

 

and everyone else K.Oing themselves. 

 

DolphinHeroes Of Olympusanongirl, and Niteskiies form a suicide pact, k.Oing themselves.

cerinthe falls into a pit and K.Os. 

 

Great job, everyone!

 

DAY TWO

 

Feline FantasyBarnswallowStarchaser, and Agent Winter hunt for other tributes. 

 

(*)Don't do that, guys! You miss all the action...

 

XeixShadowmistMarch, and Surroundedby Books discuss the best ship dynamic.

 

 

(*)The suspense... 

 

Nightengale stalks Summer 

 

(*) The Character DevelopmentTM...

 

Hummingbird and Georgia argue about their favorite color, but realize that the true best color is the friends they made along the way: Arve. 

 

(they are a blanket burritto)

(*)and Elementgirl. 

ElementGirl is K.O'd from hunger.

(*)Great job, sweetie!

 

NIGHT TWO

StarchaserAgent Winter, and Xeix take a trolley STRAIGHT OUTTA HERREEE! (they're no longer in the game)

Shadowmist stays awake all night.

Arve stays awake all night. 

March is K.O'd from hypothermia. 

 

Today was unproductive.

 

Georgia convinces Nightengale to snuggle with her.

 

Nightengale you sweet low-willed bent spoon you already have a girlfriend

 

Surroundedby Books turns on her turn signal before driving.
Feline Fantasy sets up camp for the night.

 

At least SOMEONE'S being productive.

 

THE FEAST 

(*)Oh, that was quick.

Nightengale sets Feline Fantasy on fire with a molotov.

 

(*) my favorite cocktail.

 

Shadowmist spears Georgia in the abdomen.

i...it's day three...


Summer and Arve work together to drown Barnswallow.

 

wait....wheren't they on good terms in the Father's Day HHG, Arve and Swallow?

Summer, you serpentine temptress... 

Surroundedby Books accidently steps on a landmine.

 

OH SO MUCH FOR BEING RESPONSIBLE

 

Final five, woo-ha.

HUMMINGBIRD

SUMMER

ARVE

NIGHTENGALE

SHADOWMIST

 

Ooh, could Shadowmist be the first non-Cber to win?

(*)I'm cheerin' for ya, laddie!

 

DAY THREE

 

ah, the four deadly sins...

 

Shadowmist Eats a carrot, three fruit snack, and a cat from a lagoon.

 

Gluttony...

 

Summer tries to sleep through the entire day.

 

Sloth...

 

Hummingbird travels to higher ground.

 

Star Wars...

 

Nightengale and Arve work together for the day.

 

and ARVE ARE YOU PURE OR NOT

 

NIGHT THREE

Two desolate weepers...

Shadowmist weeps while drinking Starbies. 

Hummingbird weeps while drinking Starbies.

 

Two unsettled sleepers. 

Arve is awoken by nightmares.

Nightengale is awoken by nightmares.

 

And ALL of them are having a better time than I will when I do tonight's paperwork. DAY THREE FEAST? REALLY?

 

Night Four

 

Nightengale is K'O'd from Hunger.

 

Finally, some action, move it along, I have things to do. We skipped day Four, people. 

And we're skipping day five, too...

And we're having a rushed ending. YA!

 

nIGHT FIVE

Hummingbird becomes the official spokesperson for the monkeys. OOH AHHA AHA

Arve questions her sanity.

 

big. mood.

 

(*)Y'know what, I'm not even gonna put the days anymore I'm just layin' out the final moments.

Arve throws a knife into Shadowmist's chest.

Arve K.Os due to untreated injuries.

Hummingbird questions her sanity.

Summer questions her sanity.

and the winner, between the two sanity questioning quartermasters, IS.....

Hummingbird dies from hunger.

SUMMER! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

submitted by Floof Industries , ZeDrea?
(August 19, 2020 - 5:26 pm)

Yay Hunger Games!!!! I seriously doubt anyone's said that before XD. Thank you for making me KO by stepping on a land mine! That seriously made my day better! Sorry Leafy, lol.

 

 

THANK YOU ELLA STARBURST!!! 

submitted by Surroundedbybooks, dead
(August 19, 2020 - 7:11 pm)

Kiss

submitted by TOP!
(August 19, 2020 - 7:12 pm)

Augh! My abdomen! Shadowmist, I don't even know who you are, but WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? ahh...

Georgia. You. are. fine.

I may be fine physically, but my ego is permanantely damaged. 

Ok then. Ella, this was unbelievably hilarious.

Except for the part where I DIED!

That part was especially funny.

Hey! 

Arrow! Be nice! 

*sighs* It was great, Ella, thanks for making these. Can't wait for the next Whata Day!

submitted by Majestic Mary, age 1 eternity, Majestopia
(August 19, 2020 - 7:17 pm)

What can I say? I had pulled an all-nighter the day before and I was kind of off...

Plus, I was super pumped that I got in and Timber didn't, and I wanted to get in at least one KO.

SHADOWMIST! How could you?! I cannot belive you would eat a cat, you cannibal!

Uh...well...I-

You're HALF CAT Shadow, and so am I!

I know, I just-

I'm not talking to you anymore.

 

 

submitted by Timbermist, age 17 moons, idk
(August 20, 2020 - 2:43 pm)
submitted by TOP!
(August 20, 2020 - 9:53 am)

This is hilarious but I have no idea what it is and I'm super curious.  Would someone kindly explain?

submitted by QueenofWolves
(August 20, 2020 - 12:49 pm)

Yay, I got set on fire at the Feast! yee! Hey., at least I made it to day three which is, like, halfway through (and day four was uneventful so thats like more than half). Oh, wait, I survived longer than most so yah. >: What's a KO? and when will the next one be? Also, I think it would be cool if we got training scores and maybe actual interveiws on a thread, I don't know, maybe we say a few strengths and weaknesses whoich are taken into account? Idk, just an idea.

 

QueenofWolves, have you read the Hunger Games? It's a trilogy by Suzzane Collins where, every year, there are 24  randomly chosen people alled "tributes," one boy and one girl from each district, are forced into a giant outdoor arena to kill eachother until there is only one left alive. People are supposed to treat it like a sporting event. The winner's district gets gifts for a year, many of which are food. I haven't on the CB for long and this is the first one that I've seen but basicly there was a thread where you could volunteer to be in it and than I guess someone writes out what happens.

Ha my code thing says "match" so thagt's an actual word.

submitted by Feline Fantasy
(August 20, 2020 - 4:38 pm)

No way! I won the HHG! This is great. Sorry Barnswallow!

submitted by Summer, age tau, Nowhere at all
(August 20, 2020 - 6:42 pm)

Summer, as the winner, you get to decide what the theme for the next Whata Day HHG will be!

submitted by Ella Starburst, ZeDrea?
(August 22, 2020 - 10:14 am)

Okay! How about... dessert! Everybody likes dessert! And it'll be fun to watch people get hit with pies and stuff...

submitted by Summer, age tau, Nowhere at all
(August 24, 2020 - 6:01 pm)

Wowch.  *smacks head on table repeatedly* why?! Hehe... Oh, and can my AE, Shard, sign up for the next one? Be warned, he likes fighting...

 

Vixen says navey. I think he wants either some clothes from Old Navy, or... an actually navy. We’ll go with getting him clothes.

submitted by Dolphin, age 13 eons, Jade Academy
(August 23, 2020 - 9:46 am)

Yeah we are stupid

oh well, at least i made it a little while! 

great job, Ella! I really love it <3

can i be in the next one? 

submitted by HeroesOfOlympus, age eternal, Fancy Kiwi
(August 23, 2020 - 2:40 pm)

This made me laugh so much I got a bit teary. (It was the Dealy Sins part that really got me- STAR WARS? STAR WARS, REALLY??! But that reference though...)

Congrats, Summer! :D 

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(August 23, 2020 - 6:33 pm)

See, Glass? That wasn't so bad. And you got a teddy bear!

+But what if I was th victr? 23 peple to surve! 23!+

But you didn't. Weren't? Eh.

submitted by Velvet Serpent
(August 27, 2020 - 8:40 am)

THIS IS SO COOL HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW?!?!?

submitted by Clovertoe, age 24 Moons, WindClan
(September 25, 2020 - 9:17 am)