(*) HOLIDAY HUNGER

Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

(*) HOLIDAY HUNGER

(*) HOLIDAY HUNGER GAMES TIME!
It's that moment you've all been waiting for, and way too late.

Be quiet, Zeke, we've already explained why that is!

In case you all are wondering what this is, we won't tell you because we're evil, and we know you will just ask in the comments anyway. Also it's getting late.

(*) As Summer, our winner, chose last time, this month's Whata Day is all about Dessert! The next winner will decide the Whata Day of January.

Let's see our tributes! 

SURROUNDED BY BOOKS

cerinthe

JOAN B OF ARC

GLASS

#DANCER

NIGHT

FELINE FANTASY

MAJESTIC MARY

AILERULA 

AGENT WINTER

HEROES OF OLYMPUS 

PYGMY OWL

EMEKITTYCON KITTEN

ISABEL T

JADE J

NYX

GEORGIA (I swear she's in every one)

ARVE (this one too)

BARNSWALLOW

JWYN

anongirl

STRAWBERRI

ELLA STARBURST (Wow she sounds awful)

DUSK SKY 

Here's to hoping I win, because if I do the next Whata Day is just going to be a repeat of the first Whata day so I do less work.

(*) Sorry #Dancer, your name is just gonna be Dancer because the software won't accept the hashtag!

I'm like 40% sure we just got the name wrong but ok.

OPENING

(This is called something different every time I swear)

Pygmy Owl K.Os Jade J for her supplies.

Maybe nothing interesting happens except for K.Os in the opening because you never change anything-

Shush. 

DAY ONE

Glass gives a lecture on the history of cake, but Night and Nyx K.O her.

(*) To be fair, it might have been pretty boring.

That would have been so fun what are you TALKING ABOUT?!

Yeah I'd pay money to see that!

The Incorrect History of Milk is a good video...

Jwyn makes a candle out of candy corn.

Everyone says it tastes like wax. I wanna see how that would work out! And I wanna eat wax.

Ella no-

Hot wax. While it's burning.

No-

Ella Starburst crafts a pickaxe out of donuts.

Ima eat that.

This was a terrible idea, Ella's just going to eat everything until she eats something unedible.

Anything is edible if I try hard enough.

anongirl K.Os Dancer because we ain't having no left Twix eaters.

Honestly fair.

Andrea, why do you make such a big deal out of this?

YOLO man.

"Yolo" is the same logic Ella uses to eat everything-

We are the same person.

Touche.

Barnswallow forces Ailerula to k.os Agent Winter or Emekittycon Kitten. She refuses to K.O, so Barnswallow k.os her instead. 

See that? That's what's gonna happen the next time you take too long on an order.

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ENOUGH ANXIETY! SO MUCH THAT I MADE IT INTO A SENTIENT BEING!

***Sup.

NIGHT ONE

Ella Starburstanongirl, and Emekittycon Kitten cheerfully sing songs together. 

You better watch out. 

You better watch out.

You Better Watch Out!

You Better WATCH OUT!

cerinthe strangles Strawberri after engaging in a fist fight. 

YOU BETTER WATCH-

DAY TWO

Isabel T crafts a pickaxe out of donuts. 

Agent Winter K.Os Feline Fantasy because we ain't having no left Twix eaters.

History repeats itself.

*unenthusiatic cheering*

Dusk Sky catches Emekittycon Kitten off guard and k.os her.

I was honestly worried for a second cause I thought that was me.

DEATH IS STILL BAD-

No, they don't die, they are simply K.O'd. Read the note, this is what happens when you don't attend meetings.

Someone was s t r a n g l e d.

It ain't censored!

NIGHT TWO

Majestic MaryIsabel T, and Nyx successfully ambush and k.o Dusk Skycerinthe, and anongirl.

Zeke unsuccessfully keeps his sanity while doing the paperwork.

The gingerbread men (and women) [and children] {and livestock, somehow} crown Agent Winter their new Queen.

(*)That's nice-

JOAAANNNN!!

Joan B of Arc pushes Ella Starburst off a cliff during a knife fight.

JOAN I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

WE RANTED ABOUT SHAKESPEARE TOGETHER!

WHAT THE NECK!

NOW I GOTTA DO WOORKKKK

That's not.

Nyx swallows an entire pint of birthday cake ice cream

Big Mood.

DON'T SAY THAT THAT'S UNHEALTHY!

Joan B of Arc k.os Heroes of Olympus with a sickle.

Barnswallow k.os Agent Winter with her own weapon.

That's an awful lot of paperwork I'll be-

(*) NO! You know what? I'm getting an awful lot of NO SCREENTIME for a HOST of a POST! Let me say it! That's an awful lot of paperwork I'll be doing.

So you're doing the paperwork now?

(*)No that's not what I-

No Takey Backey you say what you mean.

ARENA EVENT!

Seven K.Os. Sweet release. 

Final four already? I might have some time to watch CallMeCarson after all!

Jwyn falls into a frozen lake and drowns. 

Thank you guys so much!

FEAST

Arve k.Os Majestic Mary with a hatchet. 

(*) It's the fourth day. Two people left. Oh Goshhh.


You're the host~ You're the host~

You reap what you sowst~

You're The Host~

Aww.

(*)NO AWW!

And, with that, our winner is...

Pygmy Owl catches Arve off guard and k.Os him.

Pygmy Owl! 

Make sure to put what you want the theme of the next Whata Day to be Pygmy, and great job being a criminal. Thank you guys so much for reading, and have a nice day! 

submitted by Floof Industries , Jumping in a Leaf Pile
(September 22, 2020 - 7:39 pm)

Oh my, I'm still in these? Or did another Nyx join while I was gone? Well I guess eating too much ice cream isn't a terrible way to go. 

submitted by Nyx, age 13 years, earth
(September 23, 2020 - 10:14 am)

Is it wrong that I'm so proud of myself for winning a Hunger Games simulation?

Yes.

Be quiet, Abcde. You're not even supposed to be talking.

I don't care. I'm tired of being on hiatus, and if PygmyOwl's coming back for one post, you'd better believe I'm going to say something.

Whatever, Abcde.

Anyway, as I was saying before my AEs burst in, thank you, Ella Starburst and FLoof Industries, for bringing us another wildly entertaining HHG. ("we ain't having no left Twix eaters." XD) And thank you to whatever software you use for declaring me the winner.

I have, after much deliberation—

By which she means thinking for about two minutes 

—decided that the next Whata Day HHG will be based on. . . drumroll, please, Rayne.

*drumroll*

*DRUMROLL!* 

hmph.

MUSICAL THEMED! Broadway musicals, French musicals (Les Mis!), British musocals, even movie musicals. I look forward to seeing what you come up with, Floof! 

submitted by PygmyOwl
(September 23, 2020 - 11:22 am)

(By which I mean "British musicals" not "British musocals". I can spell.)

submitted by TOPsy Turvy
(September 23, 2020 - 2:16 pm)

Gosh, Georgia is in it like every time. 

I've died, like, 4 times now! When do I get to win?

Patience has its own reward, Georgia. 

I personally think it's very fun watching you be K.O.ed.

Arrow!

Ya know what, Arrow, I would like to see you participate in the Hunger Games.

Haha, no. I'm not-

I think that's a fantastic idea! I volunteer Arrow as tribute!

What? That's not how it works, I-

*tapes Arrow's mouth shut*

Yes. Arrow volunteers as tribute.

mmmph.

See? He's so excited.

 

submitted by Majestic Mary, age 1 eternity, Majestopia
(September 23, 2020 - 3:04 pm)

YESSS I GOT IN.

I made it to the final four... and drowned in a frozen lake. Sounds about right. Wait... was the lake completely frozen? If so, how did I...? Yupyupyup. Sounds even more like me.

Ella, I love the HHGs and MCUs, (they make my day!!!) but I do miss seeing you around too! I recently re-found this thread (that I think I made?) and had almost forgotten about it: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/414105

All that to say you're so much fun, we really appreciate you, and I'm really bad at actually expressing what I'm trying to say. Sorry :P

submitted by Jwyn, age 15
(September 23, 2020 - 8:43 pm)

I miss being around too. you have no idea how much I want to keep talking with you guys, but it's difficult to balance that with school, personal life, and all that jazz. Maybe I should join a ski lodge.

submitted by Ella S
(September 27, 2020 - 1:17 pm)

Wait, why haven't I noticed this until now? 

 

Hey, left twix is actually better -- 

. . . 

That's the statement that got me killed isn't it. 

submitted by Feline Fantasy
(October 13, 2020 - 4:58 pm)

Where in there did I die?

submitted by Mahriel, age 15, Graza
(October 30, 2020 - 7:13 pm)

Hey, is there any way I could be a tribute in these? This sounds fun! :)

submitted by Papillon, age a million, Somewhere
(November 2, 2020 - 3:02 pm)