Riding My Bike

Regina and her mother were riding their bikes on a breezy spring day. Regina gained speed, biking ahead of her mother.

She heard her mother calling her, “Look out for that chicken!”

So she swerved to avoid the chicken on the sidewalk. When Regina swerved, she didn’t realize that she was crossing the street. A car wrecked into her. Everything went black.

Regina awoke to find herself in a hospital. A doctor stood over her, smiling down at her. “Aren’t you a lucky one. That car could’ve killed you.”

Moral: Don’t get distracted by chickens.