The Bad Brain Monsters

I’m the Fidget Spinner monster.
I make kids fidgety
And their parents blame the kid.
Meanwhile I’m giggling away.

I’ve got a friend, the iPad monster.
She loves to get kids addicted to iPads.
She’ll give them the best apps for free!
But she takes out their brains, and they never notice it.

My other friend is the Video Game monster.
She makes kids say, “Yes! Yes! I won!” in the middle of everything.
And they’re not embarrassed.
And they lose their friends and they don’t mind.

Would you like to come to our Halloween Party?
It’s actually right at your house.
We’re taking over the world and we will make you not so smart.
I think you will like it.