An Odd Something

I have ears like a donkey
And stripes like a bee
Turquoise silk ribbons
Are all over me

Bright orange flowers
Are stuck through my toes
I’ve got a top hat
And an elephant’s nose

I’ve got a broom
Like that of a witch
I’m covered in mud
Like I’ve rolled in a ditch

I’ve got teeth like a vampire
A tongue like a frog
A belt like a cowboy
Some purple eggnog

A robe like a wizard
And wings like a bat
A wand like a fairy
A tail like a cat

My hair is all slimy
I’ve five eyes that glow
So what am I actually?
I really don’t know.