I Like Salmon-Flavored Ice Cream

I like salmon-flavored ice cream,
Broccoli brownies, too,
And even better yet—
Any food that’s blue!

They say it’s not a food color
But I still disagree,
’Cause all that bluegill yogurt
Has done no harm to me!

Sauerkraut with sugar
Is my favorite thing to eat,
And even more with peas galore—
The ones that taste like feet!

I like salmon-flavored ice cream,
And maybe that explains
How I got used to all these foods—
My tongue never complains!