Once upon a cold Thanksgiving
there is no time for misgiving
The greatest day is yet to behold
and so with that let the story unfold

Every single plate was full
’cause everyone was hopeful
that on the plate there was a space
where the turkey took its mighty place

Then the silver platter comes
Alas! the hostess is all thumbs!
When the lid flips—steaming, stunning,
the turkey leaps out—panicked, running

Guests aghast, scream at last
People running, dashing past
Granny’s teeth on the floor
We’re all sprinting for the door, then . . .

Aunty Rose drew up close
and took the turkey by its nose
with it finally released
everyone was at peace

Little Jane declares a toast
to all of them she loves the most
Even though there’s no main dish
everyone got their wish. . . .

to have the best Thanksgiving ever!