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Funny Quotes!
Funny Quotes!
Here are some of mine:
The stroller is running away!”
-A
“WHY DOES IT’S BUTT HAVE ARMS??????”
-Me
“Have you
fought that tree?”
-Mom
“Okay, he’s gonna play until that guy explodes.”
-Dad
“This is not a drill! Lie down and let go of your pet rectangles!”
-Me
“Okay, that’s enough, thank you. I’m gonna squish it into pieces now.”
-Can’t remember
“Okay fine, but you have to take a big stick with you.”
-Me
“I think this is an ad for knocking down fences.”
-A
“You’re part of the ledge that I sleep on.”
-E
“I wish I could change my foot to a noodle.”
-Me
“Some random dogs and a weird hamster are NOT supposed to be building a playground.”
-Me
“A stole my living room!!”
-T
“This is one of the new trees I accidentally bought.”
-E
submitted by WildWolf
(May 3, 2024 - 11:31 am)
(May 3, 2024 - 11:31 am)
(May 3, 2024 - 7:10 pm)
topping with a couple quotes:
“What’s this???? I’m gonna throw it at you.”
-A
“My finger got stuck in the hot dog.”
-A
(May 3, 2024 - 8:33 pm)
oh and one more:
”I need to find those glowing pants tomorrow”
-My Mom
(May 3, 2024 - 11:15 pm)
"I love me some cuttlefishfish" — me
"what if I marry a goat?” "at the goat yoga it’ll be a meet-cute, we’ll hit it off…” — L
[a few minutes later] “do you think the goat plays hockey?”
(May 4, 2024 - 1:08 pm)
My friend (who had a cold): I remember baking snowmen...
(May 4, 2024 - 6:19 pm)
-Ack! What are you doing?! Don’t eat with your face!
- Hey J! M’s scared of the trash can
- Me:Look at my rice!
M: What?
Me: Ha! I curse you!
(May 5, 2024 - 12:11 pm)
D:the whatchamacallagon multiplies!
me:our kayaks can be joined at the hip.
(somebody pops a balloon)me:It'S a MeTaPhOr FoR hOw ChIlDhOoD iS fLeEtIng!!!(falls of chair)
me:this is rainbow he is emo and he has depression.
(May 6, 2024 - 9:58 am)
Me: So I REALLY wanted a hot dog, but we didn't have any hot dog buns.
Moon Jelly (my cousin): You DO know that you can just eat it without the bun, right?
Me: But I want it to be authentic!
Moon Jelly: AUTHENTIC?!! It's a HOT DOG!!
Me: ExAcTlY!!
Me: *Texts my mom somethin'*
Mom: *Replies*
My friend R: *Responds in a very formal way*
Mom after a few minutes: Are you ok?
R and I: *Burst out laughin'*
B (R's brother): *Sees me, R, and several of R's friends on the trampoline* Are you formin' a CULT?!
R: Yes.
L (one of Rory's friends): We should start a cult.
(May 7, 2024 - 12:48 pm)
I just have a document filled with quotes, here are some that I don't think I've posted yet:
my brother: "Those are kinda tiny."
me: "Like your braincells?"
K: "Alright, today we'll be discussing trademarks and trade secrets."
B: "Like lemonade with deadly amounts of caffeine?"
N: *coughcoughPANERAcoughcough*
me: "This is my companion in destruction, a fearsome yet noble steed with fur as dark as the creeping mists of midnight. also his name is Glitter."
R: "Excuse me sir why are you ten feet long and venomous??"
A: "Why are all of you constructing monuments to the paper boat god?!"
N: "Because he has blessed us with a huge amount of paper boats!"
me: "ALL MUST BOW TO THE PAPER BOAT GOD."
*everyone starts constructing more monuments*
(May 7, 2024 - 5:39 pm)
"I love how you just destroyed capitalism through calculus" — kid in my math class
"I am the notorious liver kisser" — L
(May 7, 2024 - 8:55 pm)
The first few of these I think I posted somewhere already? So if they seem familiar that's why
"Put the cucumber away!"-Me
"PE is sleeping???"-E
"It's the room of tiny confused Italian men"-Me
*dreamily* "The top of my mouth is SO smooth..."-E
"You are being arrested for eyelash hairs"-Me
"You stronger than the bubbles!"-A
"Ew, you got TOOTHPASTE on the ear!"-E
"Why are there two ears and a twix wrapper in here???"-Me
"AAAAAH! THERE'S A CHOCALATE CHIP IN MY SLEEVE! AHHHHH!"-E
"Oops, sorry A! I forgot your legs, I meant to stuff them in my pocket before we left."-my dad
"I don't like the Bluetooth"-T
"IS THE MUSTACHE GONE??"-Me
"Im growing skittles from my belly button."-Me (DONT ASK)
"Dad, you have to emotionally prep the brocoli."-Me
"That basket is CONFUSING."-Me
*baby voice* "OXYGEN DEPLETED! IM GONNA DIIEEEEEEEEE" -E
"DONT STAND THERE YOU'LL LOSE YOUR ELEPHANT!!!"-A
"I wish we had the cappy-floaty thing."-E
"You're gonna fire my HOT DOG?!"-E
"Why is there a fire dispenser in the castle??"-Me
"I'm gonna keep drinking ketchup until you say yes!!"-Me, not actually drinking ketchup don't worry
"You just put Dad's glasses in the hot dog."-E
"Did you just eat your macaroni hair?"-E
(May 8, 2024 - 2:37 pm)
well, I wasn't going to ask about the skittles, but I can tell there's an interesting story about it.
(May 8, 2024 - 4:23 pm)
I'm asking about the skittles then.
(May 8, 2024 - 10:40 pm)
"this one is the weird one, so that's why I put a frog" — my physics teacher
(May 9, 2024 - 3:22 pm)
@admin, my post hasn’t been posted after a while. Is it because the quote mentioned alcohol or am I just impatient?
Yes, we didn't post your quote because it mentioned alcohol. - Admin
(May 10, 2024 - 1:19 am)