"Be yourself.  Everyone else is taken." Oscar Wilde

"What if the hokey-pokey is what it's all about?" I don't know this came from, it's on my friend's writing notebook.

Captcha says :etgc. That's like etc. except with a g. 

"When jumping is the sole option, you jump."

This is from book three of Fablehaven. 

"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run, he hates that."

I don't know where that came from, I heard it from my sister.