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1. Aw, yeah! Please, film away, gentlemen. I am as real as it gets and I know the masses will love me!

2. I would watch my mother tell off an angel for giving me a puppy. It is not very often you get to see my mother telling off angels. Or I can ask Ruby something like this, "Awww, look, Ruby, this nice Mr. Angel (I call a lot of things "Mr. Whatever" regardless of their gender) gave me puppy! Isn't it cute? Can we keep the wittle thing?" To which Ruby would not doubt respond, "What? No." Ruby is a cat person, for the record. You don't like puppies, Ruby? Even when they're all innocent and cute? … Puppy hater. RUBY, YOU'RE A PUPPY HATER! HOW EEVUL!

3. As long as it's not my money they're using, I'd be glad to give them some! I'd probably tell my mom that it was the society for Prevention of Pure Persons Presenting Puppies to Poky Pests and could we spare a few bucks?