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QuizzyParticipantFYI.
I posted another (most likely better) Odd Logic in another thread! Have fun, it's less sloppy and there are three more questions (more open-ended than this one)! Challenge your creativity and help your writing!!!
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EverinneParticipant14
EnglandThe Queen of England (which wasn't England but probably a Celtic band or something), would be very particular and miffed about the American revolution, and be capricious. Very likely she would be inhaling a good deal of Harold's nose powder as well and would be very annoyed. So if she had a sense of humor and someone asked her what her favorite color was, she'd probably roll her eyes and say, "My favorite color is (G) red, white and blue. What do you think?!"
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Quizzical.ZizzleParticipantOoohhhh! GREAT response, Everinne! I love it! You are very creative!!!!
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CaptainReedParticipantundecided
Harold's KitchenOdd Logic! This looks FUN! I think I'll have a go…
Obviously, the queeen's favourite colour was pears (g), and I have two explanations for this, a long one and a short one.
Long One: Obviously, the boy was boycotting because Harold had stolen and then eaten his pears and Harold was powdering his nose to cover up the pear juice (they were very sticky and overripe pears) and the queen of England in january 204 A.D. was longing for some juicy pears so when asked what her favourite colour was she had been having a daydream about Harold and the boycotting boy and all she could think of to say was "Pears, but not too sticky please."
Short One: Since neither queens nor pears existed in England, January, 204 A.D., they are each just as likely to have been the favourite spice to put on pineapple sorbet of a guy named Harold who ate too many pears during the American Revolution.
And Therefore, the queen's favourite colour in january, 204 A.D. was OBVIOUSLY …. *drumroll* …. PEARS!!!
P.S. Can we post our own odd logic questions here too?
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Quizzical.ZizzleParticipantSure! I'll Post some more, too. I made another forum with three more questions also. Great wording.
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Quizzical.ZizzleParticipantNew Question:
If
you lost a piece of crispy bacon last Christmas, but you thought your
dog ate it, and a year later were looking for something, and the same
piece of crispy bacon that you lost last Christmas that your dog
didn't eat fell out of a box, what would your long lost sister be
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S.E.ParticipantShe would be slaving away for an evil butcher to make the crispy bacon you are eating!
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Sir Doctor of TARDISParticipant12
GallifreyYour long-lost sister is not really your sister, but an evil turtle dressed as a cat, and she would be slowly morphing into a house.
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Quizzical.ZizzleParticipant@ Sir Doctor of TARDIS,
Great answer! I love how random it is!!! It totally makes sense.
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MossParticipant13
I have to give this a shot…
Hm, well it seems the bacon went through a time vortex, making it so that your dog never ate it and it went into the TARDIS without the Doctor realizing. Seeing it finally, he throws it to a dog, which just so happens to be your dog. And your long lost sister in another reality was taken by the weeping angels, so she doesn't exist anymore.
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Quizzical.ZizzleParticipantOhhh, creepy. Who are the weeping angels?
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MossParticipant13
Oh, it's Doctor Who related. The weeping angels are stone angels, at least when you look at them. Then you turn away and they can move and transport you back in time (you may be a life source for them to survive) They suck out your life before you can live to the present day…
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KatieParticipant11
NHSitting in Hawaii and cringing because she is a vegetarian. She is in Hawaii for obvious reasons. P.S. thank you for this odd logic thread I know odd better than anybody (not so good with logic though). Thanks!
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Quizzical.Zizzle.Participant@ Katie
You're welcome. Feel free to add your own questions.
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TrueParticipantOBVIOUSLY, she is dead, and her ghost took the piece of bacon, went forward in time, and plopped it in that box. She is no doubt laughing at you this minute.
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KatieParticipant11
NHOkay I think I'll try my own question!
If a comet hit Earth, what would your uncle's cat eat for breakfast?
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MossParticipant13
Hmm… well if a comet hit Earth, your uncle's cat wouldn't really have food. He would have died, therefore making so he had nothing (a.k.a. air) for breakfast.
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Madeline (Quizzical)ParticipantWell, OBVIOUSLY, your cat would be waiting for you to pour her a bowl of milk. But, as the comet struck Earth close to where you live, the whole place is kind of amuck. Therefore, as you are also out of milk, you run into the street shouting, "MILK! MILK! I NEED MILK! MY CAT WILL DIE WITHOUT IT!" Someone runs up to you and hands you a strangely heavy carton of milk. You look at it weirdly, but think it must just have a lot of milk in it. Better for you, right? Well, maybe not. Because comets hitting the Earth correlate with the hair on your neighbors legs, and your neighbor loves to go hiking, the grass on all farms was also effected. And, you know who likes to eat the grass on farms? That's right. The cows! And WHOO makes the milk? That's right, the cows! So, as it turns out, when you poor the milk carton into your cat's bowl, a bunch of tiny little rocks fall out, and that's what the poor kitty has to eat. You stare quizzically at the carton for a moment, but laugh when you realize what a simply thing you had overlooked.
P.S., Great question, Katie!
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EverinneParticipant14
GhostlandWell, the long lost sister would very likely have been a ghost of Christmas past, and so would have put the piece of bacon (which had been lost in Ghostland, which was why she found it) in the Christmas box so that you would have something to open.
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Quizzical.ZizzleParticipantI love it. Very creative.
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Quizzical.ZizzleParticipantYou are a frog prince. You are waiting on a bus to get to your Pond/Castle. Suddenly a heroic and slightly stupid fly tries to save your life by trying to stop the bus from going over an edge of a sudden cliff that wasn't on the G.P.S. (Sadly that brave and rather stupid fly died– it went and got smacked into the window.) With all of this said and done, what was President Fillmore's request to his best friend named Bart in the fourth grade?
I like my answer to this, but I'll post it a bit later. I'm busy with the superbowl.
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CaptainReedParticipantundecided
Land of The Poets!Obviously, the president asked his best friend Bart whether it was really right for frogs to eat flies when the flies are always trying to save their lives, but that wasn't a request, so he went on to ask Bart if he would be so kind as to become a mapmaker when he grew up so that all the G.P.S.s would be right and no frogs or flies would have to die.
Of course, this is all assuming that the frog prince didn't live in a tree in the rainforest….
Here is a question that I haven't even made up yet, so prepare for total randomness:
If Beethoven decided to start learning how to play the banjo and Wordsworth was inspired by a very large, talking, intelligent raven, what was Robert Frost doing when he heard the song "Goodnight Irene" on a beautiful midsummer's eve?
Yes, I am feeling inspired by poetry and music at the moment. (did you notice the "subtle" Shakespeare reference?)
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Sir Doctor of TARDISParticipant12
GallifreyHe wasn't really Robert Frost, he was a Zygon, and he was busy tapdancing on the roof of an obscure temple in Ancient Moscow.
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S.E.ParticipantI wanted to know whether he stole the cheese in the lunchbox outside the 3rd grade room that seems like the right thing to be in pioneer times.
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S.E.ParticipantI wanted to know whether he stole the cheese in the lunchbox outside the 3rd grade room that seems like the right thing to be in pioneer times.
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Aparajita J.Participant12
Sacremento CAThe only answer that is logical is g, white. Since queens did not exist at that time and white is not an actual color, this is the most logical answer.
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Sir Doctor of TARDISParticipant12
GallifreyIf three French hens can only speak Italian, and all the bananas on Earth are gone, why did the chicken cross the road?
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EverinneParticipant14
SvalbardIt was looking for a window into another world, so he could find a banana, which he loved. He also needed to find the French hens a French teacher so they wouldn't keep singing Verdi all over the place.
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CalibanParticipant10
KarnThey were really ducks in disguise and they were looking for Madame de Pompador so that they could murder her!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!
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