Guys. Use different names on each website so weird people can't google you and find out your whole life. Internet safety!

I only show up on Google as Moss on the Chatterbox, something similar on Pinterest, and Moss the Ravenclaw on my NaNo accounts. I don't have any pictures of me with my real name either… just some mentions that I won a medal in summer track 🙂

I went to Google (It's Audrey Hepburn's 85th birthday, apparently) and searched my CB name.  The Internet seems to think I am some sort of bald demon… hmmm.

Then I googled my NaNo username and got to my nano pages on the first try.  After that it's just 'Bookworm's review of The Penultimate Peril', which is kind of hilarious.

When I google my real name, who comes up is a relative who we know and wasn't born with my last name.  Then there's a person born in approximately 1904 with a last name similar to mine and the same first name and middle initial.

Then I decided to google my real name and the name of my town, and the first couple links are to school things from science fairs and stuff.  Then there's a PDF of a newspaper from 1931 with a report by (insert real name) "Domestic Science Expert" about Old World Recipes with instructions for how to make Russian Beets, Rice with Mint and Rolled Cucumbers.  Some further exploration reveals that this Domestic Science Expert had an actual column in a newspaper.

I have strange Googlegangers.

Oooh, Russian Beets! Do you have any good soup recipes?

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