1: I don't have an alter ego………………..YET

2: Who cares?

3: It's fine, I love math, but I don't even feel like reading the question.

4: Charlie Brown and probably a lot of others

5:  sure

6: YAHOOOOOOOOOO…………………Oh wait, I'm scared of heights- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

7:  AHHHHHH HELP!!!! I know that has to be from Harry Potter but I can't remember what it does.

8: Yes, yes I am. MWA-HA-HA-HAAAAA 

9: Yes

10:        

11: Whaaa? 

1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get it.)

No. 

2: If x is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and r is two times less than z, then what is x equal to?

z=x 

3: Sorry for making you do math problems.

You better be. 

4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply.

Me.

My parents.

Humans. 

5: Freedom of speech, am I right?

… yes 

6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!…. WE!…. GOOOOO!!!!

. . . why am I even doing this survey? 

7: AVADA CADAVRA.

AVADA KEDAVRA, YOU MEAN 

8: Dang, you're still here?!

Yes, but you're not. 

9: Do you like strawberries?

Do you like blueberries? 

10: Let your alter ego answer the next question.

Sure. My nonexistant alter ego will answer the next question.

11: Do you like your sane counterpart?

1: Am I correct in saying that you are running away from your alter ego while actiously typing these messages? (Don't worry. I completely get it.)

Ummm. 

2: If x is two times greater than y, y is equal to r, and r is two times less than z, then what is x equal to?Z

3: Sorry for making you do math problems.

Eh.  

4: Who says "Good Grief"? Name all that apply.

Me

5: Freedom of speech, am I right?

Yea.  

6: And with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a happy thought, OFF!…. WE!…. GOOOOO!!!!

7: AVADA CADAVRA.

Nope.  Avada Kedavra

8: Dang, you're still here?!

yep.  

  9: Do you like strawberries?

yep.  

  10: Let your alter ego answer the next question.

11: Do you like your sane counterpart?

1. Don't have one. But I do have a CAPTCHA!! His name is Taxicab (Don't judge!)

2. z

3. I <3 math!!!

4. Charlie Brown

5. Right, though it is rapidly fading in the USA

6. WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. …

8. Deal with it.

9. Yep.

10. Don't have one.

11. Don't have one.