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Hey guys, I'm Turgon. Dragonrider's AE. I'm a dragonturtle, and I love ice cream.
*whispers* are they watching any more?
HEY FELLOW AE'S!!!!!!!! HOW 'BOUT WE PLAN AN AMBUSH ON THE CBERS!!! LET'S SEE, IT CAN INVOLVE A MOUSETRAP AND SOME CHEESE……..!
Dragonrider- *from other rrom* TURGON, WE'RE NOT STUPID YOU KNOW! WE AREN'T GOING TO GO INTO A MOUSETRAP FOR CHEESE!!!
Turgon- OH YEAH, WELL WHAT ABOUT ICE CREAM? *puts ice cream in mousetrap*
Dragonrider- *sees ice cream and runs to get it* IIIIIIICCCCCEEEE CCCCRRRRREEEEAAAMMMM!!!!!! *gets stuck in mousetrap* Aww dang….
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What shall we do with them after we catch them?
Abigail: *Listening through keyhole* Nothing, because now we know that you're using mousetraps!
Critic A: *Stuffs keyhole with cotton* Go away, this is an AE zone! *Lowers voice* Abigail's favorite type of icecream is vanilla!
Ookz: Gota!
Yep, even Ookz agrees, we've gotcha now, CBers!!!!
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*This is- an automatic voice message system. The Owl Code is below:
Devil Owl writes in bold.
Feather writes in italic.
And St.Owl writes in regular.
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YES! TRAP THE CBERS! I WILL LURE THEM USING FLAMING BRUSSELS SPROUTS PIE!
I thought we were using ice cream.
BUT I MADE FLAMING BRUSSELS SPROUTS PIES SPECIAL FOR THE OCCASION!
Nobody likes them, Dev. And you can't eat them either. Why don't we try a trap that uses ice cream placed in the center of a loop of rope cleverly disguised? The rope is attached to a strong branch of a tree, and when the CBer steps to receive the ice cream, they are left dangling by their ankle!
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Perfect, Feather! I'll go set it up now!
Sorry, Dev, but I don't think anybody wants to eat those…
Oh wait! I had a great idea! We'll put out a flaming brussels sprout pie in a hallway and when the Cbers give it a wide berth we'll trap them!
YEAH!
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No, no, no! You've got it all wrong!
Everyone knows donuts are the perfect thing to put in a mousetrap! Plus, how would we hold the ice cream? It would just fall out and run all over the place and then we'd make Turgon clean it up because this was his idea to begin with!
[HAB] Ever heard of a bowl?
Wh– how did you get in here? Who left the door unlocked?!
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If we shadows have offended,
think but this and all is mended…
Shakespeare party!
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That you have but slumbered here,
While these visions did appear…
Yahoo!
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Hehe! I'm named after this character!
And this weak and idle theme,
no more yielding but a dream…
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From Milan did supplant good Prospero;
Exposed unto the sea, with hath requit it,
Him and his innocent child
-Ariel
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Hello! I am DITTY! I am TARDISrider's insane counterpart. I'm new, yet world famous for AWESOMENESS!
TARDISrider: Since when?
Ditty: You are not an AE! Get out!
TARDISrider:*eyeroll and walks out*
Ditty: There, npow where was I?
Oh, yes!
I am a singer, writer, and pretty much look like a normal human being, but I'm not. I am also half DRAGON! Giving me the ability to FLY!
TARDISrider is trying to get me to stop.
It won't work.
Never.
I am FREEEEEEEEE…!
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Good for you, resisting those evil sane counterparts, Ditty!
Now, does TARDISrider like ice cream?
Meanwhile…
*Abigail walks down a hallway…*
"Oh, look a bowl of vanilla ice cream! Yum!"
*Grabs bowl*
*Net falls from ceiling and traps Abigail*
"CRITIC A!!!!!"
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She loves ice cream.
I can tell we're going to be good friends…
TARDISrider: I'm scared for my life.
Ditty: WILL YOU LEAVE?
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Probably not.
We should start the trapping phase NOW so that she can't sneak up on us anymore!-
I totally agree! I think this trapping buisness is a great prank by the way. AEs unite! Oh, and I have a suggestion: Do you think Pizza would work the same way as ice cream? Sometimes CBers are more attracted to pizza than ice cream…. toodles! I'm going to go try this prank on Joan!
~Later~
*Puck sets trap with Mint Chocalate Chip ice cream*
*Joan: "Mmm, Mint ice cream!"* *Runs to grab the ice cream and gets caught*
*Joan: "PUCK!!!!!!!"
*Puck: IT WORKED!!!!!!! This kind of pranking really pays off, I should try it more often!!!
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(As if anyone would try to trap a dragon ;))
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Don't worry. Got it covered.
*TARDISrider walks down a hallway and sees a bowl of choclate ice cream.*
TARDISrider (having completely forgotten previous conversation): OH, look! Ice cream!
*Picks it up, and drops down a trapdoor*
TARDISrider: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ditty: Ha ha ha haha! Victory!
*Proceeds to victory dance*
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*This is- an automatic voice message system.
You already know what we said.
Thank you for using Automatic Voice Message System Inc.*
Well, well, well, Critic A, I think you may be on to something. Devil Owl, may I borrow a pie from you?
Wut kind of pi? Broclee or burusels sprout or-
Flaming brussels sprout pie, you imbicile, and for the poor people who cannot read your speech, "What kind of pie? Broccoli, brussels sprout, or-" is what you said, although even that wasn't said perfectly grammatically correct.
wutever, dont care. hears ur pi.
"Whatever, I don't care. Here's your pie." Thank you very much, Devil Owl…. let me see…. CBer trap… St.Owl likes…. bagels!
*This is- an automatic voice message system.
Feather will be accounting what happens via normal print.
Thank you for using Automatic Voice Message System Inc.*
St.Owl walks into a room that has a tree and a flaming brussels sprout pie launcher in it.
She does not notice these things.
She notices a bagel.
She walks over to the bagel.
She gets caught in a rope trap that suspends her by her ankle.
*This is- an automatic voice message-*
OH WHATEVER WHO CARES ABOUT THE AUTOMATIC VOICE MESSAGES! *Squishes the Automatic Voice Message System Inc. communicator*
Oh, no, Dev, don't do that, St.Owl saved up a lot of money buying that!
Yeah, I did, now let me down!
Not a chance…. anyway, AEs, we're ready to have some fun…
Oh good grief. This does not sound good…. Feather, did the Alter Egos addle your brain?!
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Yes, fun! That means pounding correct grammar into their heads, right, Feather?
Oh, and writing, "Grammar rocks" all over Dev's vedgetable supply… IN SHARPIE!!!!!!
That's what you mean by fun, yes?
Ookz: Ogza
Hey, that sounds like an almost halfway intelligent word!
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GAAH! NOT MY VEGGIE SUPPLY!!
Oh, yes, let's do it! As long as Dev doesn't pound us to a pulp!
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Oh, we'll be able to do it! Let's go! He can't hit us with veggies if WE have them, right??
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Okay, Critic, Feather, Wildflower, and GAC (Grand Army of Captchas), you're in charge of the distraction. All set with the false demonic-uprising alarm, Shakespeare bomb, and four-letter barrage? Good…wait, Koda has a question. Yes, Koda? …All you've got to say is "fpar"? Really? Par what? I hope it's not three, I can never do a golf course or history paper or diabolical scheme in any less than four…glad that's settled. Shifting, Volcano, Silvery, and Masked, come with me- we've got some veggies to plunder!!!
FORTH AE-INGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teehee! Let's do this! *Flies into the air shooting fireworks* There's your distraction, now GO GO GO GO!!!
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Hi!! I am *puffs out chest* the awesome and completely INSANE AE of (drumroll please) Cho Chang! (Snickers from Devil Owl)Yes, I'm a cat. SO WHAT, CATS ARE:
COOL
AWESOME
TEDIOUS
SLICK
Elsa: Wow, BLIZZARD I didn't even know you could think! Ha!
Blizzard: This is my twin sister, Elsa.
Elsa: Ta da! Dear brother, you should change it to:
Cool
Awesome
Tedious
Sweet
Blizzard: Sweet? Ha!
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Wait – AAAAAAAAAH – who made these "convenient swinging vines," one of them just broke on me – oh good, another AE! – CRITIC A WATCH YOUR HEAD – Holy chisszzk, where'd Dev get the automated security – Yes! We have the moldy carrots!! – Move it Shifting, you can't carry any more eggplant than – Good job captchas! Keep it coming! – Blizzard, a little hand with the blast panels? – GRAAAAAH!! …Dragonfire does the trick again, yessss!!! – Full sentences? Why would I use full sentences, they're so BOORRRRIIIIIING!!!!
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