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@Zeon
Of course I do other things than be polite to the ladies! I do not surf, I despise sharks.
What he means is that he is afraid of sharks.
Elmodaisy, I thought you left! I thought you trusted me?! And I am NOT afraid of sharks!
Sorry, Bolton, but I have been watching you. I wouldn't trust you with a bowl of ice cream, to remain sensible, and definitely not with my life. Anyway, you are too afraid of sharks, but I am going now. Don't annoy the girls. Sorry, people.
Finally, you are gone. I like to eat ice cream, like to write, but not so much to read. And don't even get me started on coffee!
Yeah, he would die, literally die, for a Starbucks frappachino. With whip cream.
Speaking of Starbucks… Do you have any? Wait: I thought you left?
Oh, well, uh. I came and brought you Starbucks though. And some for Beth if she wants any.
Cool, thanks. Beth, my sweet! I have brought you coffee! And it's your favorite, a venti white chocolate mocha! Enjoy the sweet coffee, my sweet. You are infinitely sweeter than even my frappachino.
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That is, uh, very thoughtful, Bolton. Except, well, never mind. I appreciate it. And I guess I will take it as a compliment that you are comparing me to a coffee? Okay then… I like sharks, Bolt. Just kidding. Bolt, will you do me a favor? Tell Swummer if she winks at me one more time as a write this you will beat her to a pulp. Oh my! I am so sorry! I was VIOLENT! Forgive me! *starts crying*. I am so ashamed of myself! Swummer, I deserve to be fed on salad for the rest of the week. Have mercy!
Don't stress, Beth. I know you are sweet and know you love me deep down. But as your CB I am a little protective of you… BACK OFF BOLTON!!!
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Hi! Your AE reminds me of mine, Jay.
OHH SO NOW YOU"RE TALKING about ME BEHIND MY BACK. GEE THANKS. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!!!
oh be quiet Jay you should be more like Amber
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR ASKING ME TO BE LIKE MY MORTAL ENEMY!!!!!
uh huh, sure.
Hey your having a party and you didn't invite me? how rude!
amber this isn't a party!
sure looks like it *mumbles*
Jay go and um, meet Bolton. I am so sorry about sending Jay your way.
Oh finally, I thought he would never leave! now what are we talking about?
Amber, go, um, uh re read Harry Potter
just did
well go maske a friend
I am 16 I have already thrown socal things out the window, I would rather be friends with my book.
Go away please!
I don't feel like it and you should be thanking me I am why more intresting than any one you could ever meet.
AMBER!
okay oka- do I smell brownies? Annabeth could I, uh, borrow five bucks
fine here *reaches into pocket* oh great I forgot my wallet at basken Robins I'll go get it. Amber you need any thing?
ohh, Carmal frappachino?
no way! A I am NOT going to starbucks and B that is my signiture coffie!
hmph
well nice saying a sentance to you, see you around, Annabeth C. *runs to ice cream place*
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Hi Elmodaisy. I must talk quick before they find m-There you are, Annabeth!amber please I am begging you please go away!I will be quiet, but I will not go away!fine, anyway Elmodaisy I think your AE bolton is awesome, I've seen some other things you've made but this is most likely my faveOHH YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT ME, BECOUSE THERE IS NO WAY IT'S AMBER! *JAY WALKS UP*Jay now your here can I not get away from you too you are always fighting and I admitt somtimes it is amusing but other times it is more annoying than,um, somthing annoying.you are such a muse with words *snickers*Amber please here is twenty bucks just leave please!OHH WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!uh, here is a dollar have runTHANKS SO MUCHsorry about them anyway I would love to chat, but JAy is trying to steal the twenty bucks I gave
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@Bolton
Oooh… I never thought of sharks! I am not so sure about surfing now.
Oh come on, you love watching surfing videos!
Yeah, the funny ones when they fall and land on their face!
And you want to be out there?
Err….
Maybe.
Mhmm… Now I should be going. Be nice.
Yeah, yeah. I am plenty nice! Now go on, bug someone else, Ashlee. Anyways, I love ice cream as well! But chips are the best. So before coming here, I was stuck in a giant closet in Ashlee's room for 3. Days. Because I was… sort of freaked out by the… AE war. Didn't want to come. Sort of. But don't call me a chicken! I was playing it safe. Anyways, during that time the only thing I read was the chat in my video games and the back of a video game cover. Yep, video games are the life. I love coffee too, but I can't have it. Ashlee says it makes me too "ENERGETIC", whatever that means.
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Hey guys, it's me Annabeth.
And Me You can't forget me!
IT'S TRUE, YOU CAN'T FORGET HER, BELEIVE ME I'VE TRIED!
Well anyway why don't you guys introduce yourselves?Sure! well My name is Amber I have blonde hair and…
A BIG MOUTH?
JAY! You are so rude, I was going to say I am a big bookworm.
you guys, what did I tell you? if you keep fighting… Amber I will take away your books… and Jay I will make you read Amber's books.
I know *shuffles feet*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO BOOKS E-V-E-R EVER EVER EVER!
go ahead try me.
Oh, are those Harry potter books? *Flips hair*
HA HA HA YOUR LOOKING AT –
Jay your not aloud to say anything that would desrupt Amber's life. I thought we went over this at our last meeting "Amber, I want to turn you into Amber"
WHAT!!!!!
BLA BLA BLA
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Hahaha, and I thought I had a hand full with me.
Since when was I a disquieting hand full, Ashlee?
Umm… Let me think. Since you started fighting with Zeon.
Which was the moment you were born, let me note!
But… Oh, whatever, be atrocious, heartless, inhuman being!
Huh? Wait, don't tell me.
Quill, those words mean the same thing.
I know! That is the purpose of it. It adds significance to my sentences.
Well, Annabeth, nice to meet your AEs! Like I was saying before, they sound like a hand full. Mine are pretty well behaved, but hate each other to death. Or should I say, Quill hates Zeon to death. He rather just be annoying her. Sad, though, I always have to keep coming back to check on Quill and Zeon because they are fighting. Disappointing, AEs.
We aren't disappointing… Are we?
Somewhat.
YES! WE. ARE. DISAPPOINTING. Wait, what does that mean again?
And this is why I just love my AEs.
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Okay. I have an AE, but I he hasn't been talking much because all of these AE threads are getting out of hand.
I'm not one for drama.
Pretty much the only trait we have in common.
I'M ONE FOR KIDNEYS!
Yeah… *scratches head* he has a tiny little obsession…
MWHAHAHAHAHA!
So, this is Eyeless Jack. He is the slighty more crazy version of the creepypasta Eyeless Jack.
Did you call me crazy? I will cut out your-
He is NOT a murderer. I repeat- NOT a murderer.
I might be. Heheheh.
Okay, let's go, before you eat another innocent human's kidney. Watch out, guys. I have warned you…
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Errr… Interesting AE. Very interesting.
I am not one for drama at all, either. Surprisingly, neither is Zeon. That is why we were hiding in Ashlee's closet for 3 days. I read classic books. Zeon… well, he was being Zeon.
And what does that mean?
It means you were playing video games, watching YouTube, and eating chips.
Yes, they were hiding in fear of the AE war as well. I finally convinced them to come out once things started to settle down a little bit.
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I
we
we love your AEs I an truly honered to be talking to you really I promise.
OHH HEY ARE YOU ZEON? IF SO YOU ARE MY IDLE I COULD GO ON AND ON OABOUT HOW YOU CHANGED MY LIFE.
But we clearly don't have that much time Annabeth is in a hurry no stop talking so much your taking up so much room there wont be any left for Annabeth!
before I was so rudely
UH, ACTUALLY IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR MY TO BE RUDE, I CAN ONLY BE AWESOME AND…
EGOTISTICAL?
IF THAT MEANS EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN YES
HONESTLY ASHLEE, I don't see how you put up Zeon if it were up to me…
witch it is not
I am just saying If, Jay would already be at boarding school.
well I have to go see if someone answered me loved talking with you hope to do it again soon!
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@Annabeth
Thank-
You. Thank YOU!
What he said. Your AEs are awesome, as well.
Ooohhh, I got fans! I got fans! I. GOT. FANS!
Calm down, Zeon, just chill out.
But I changed somebody's life! That makes me a hero, right?
It is called an idle, a hero fights evil people.
I am a hero-idle!
Please, let me talk, Zeon. As I was-
I AM AN IDLE. *Ashlee glares at Zeon* Errr… continue talking, Ash.
As I was saying, I put up with Zeon pretty well. He is usually very good.
That was sarcasm, no?
Actually, it was not sarcasm.
Ouch… that hurt. Zeon is a pest.
Anyways, I do hope to see you all soon. Zeon is a little hyper right now. 8-Piece is teaching him to surf, and now he is being called an idle. You just made his day.
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SHHHH, NOBODY CAN KNO-
Jay! what are doing with my computer?
He's writing fan mail! and he kicked me off when I was writing my novel *pouts*
Jay?
WHAT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT amber WASN'T WRITING FAN MAIL
My name! my beautiful name! Jay stop it.
NO WAY NOT UNLESS YOU SAY JAY IS THE AWESOMEST JAY IN THE WORLD
Jay is the worst Jay in the world
you guys! stop fighting!
fine
NEVER!!!!!
Yeah, uh, I gota go…
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Hey, guys. I just figured out Jarnen's crush. He has a crush on *drumroll* Chilly! (Because Bolton won't let him anywhere near Beth.)
Oh yeah? Well if you get to reveal my crush, I get to reveal yours! Hey guys! Arwen's secret crush is-
Nope.
Arwen's secret crush is-
Uh-uh.
Arwen's secret crush is-
N, O.
ARWEN'SSECRETCRUSHISZEON!
Aagh! No! Not true! I've never even talked to him!
For the record, you have actually talked to him once or twice-
That is irrelevant.
Oh yeah? Well, now Zeon knows that you like him, so-
Shush! *singsong voice* Jarnen and Chilly! Jarnen and Chilly!
Ha! *singsong voice* Arwen and Zeon! Arwen and Zeon!
This post is ENDING. Zeon and Chllly, watch your backs.
*Diaw*
Diaw, what's that supposed to mean, Hazel?
*Iitt mens IIII sayy awww they aree such cute coup-less.*
Hmph. Post over.
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Great going, Jarnen. Now look at Zeon, his face is like a beet, bright red.
AM NOT!
Yes, as a matter of fact, you are. Because you-
Be. Quiet! Quill… Don't say it!
Say what?
My secret! MY SECRET
Oh, that secret. I promised before I wouldn't say.
But you never made Quill promise! She will RUIN me forever!
Quill, promise not to-
ZEON LIKES ARWEN. ZEON LIKES-
*Zeon runs over and shoves Quill*
NOOOOO
Quill! You cannot just-
*Quill begins chanting Zeon and Arwen's name with Jarnen*
This is very entertaining. I should do this more often.
NOOOO
JUST. STOP. You two, stop it, please, you are killing me.
NOOOOOO
Zeon, stop.
NOOOOO. NOW ARWEN KNOWS. Look what you did, Quill!
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Listen, I have to talk quick because I-
Because we were supposed to be in the closet again for a punishment.
Ye- Wait, HOW DID YOU GET OUT?!
Zeon obviously picked the lock and walked out.
And where is Zeon now?
Hiding. He hates me.
I can see why! You should have kept your mouth shut. You know that has been Zeon's secret since meeting Arwen.
Yes, I technically know that, but I am pretending to not know that. As a person once said, the definition of secret is: something you tell everybody to tell nobody. If Zeon hadn't told you and me his secret, I would never had said it.
But he didn't tell you his secret. He told me. You just overheard AND read over his back as he wrote secret admirer letters to Arwen.
I DID N-
You did.
Fine, I did do as you say. BUT HE STILL LIKES HER.
I know, but you need to be quiet, please. It is NOT a big deal.
Uhh, is too. Zeon fancies a girl, after speaking he did not.
Just… Go somewhere else.
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@swummer,
i know! I totally back off from surfing because I must remain in one piece for my-
from your Beth.
well, yes!
You know, I don't even think Beth likes you. You have to act sensible around girls or else we have trouble not to laugh at you.
Beth? Laugh at me? I would be honored!
No! In a bad way.
Well, my Beth shall laugh at me as she pleases.
Fine. But Swummer is another matter. I think she's getting mad, Bolton. Just be careful, okay? I don't want Swummer killing you.
Kill me? I am unkillable.
You mean immortal?
No; I can die but I can not be killed.
Okayyyy…..
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GUYS! GUYS! I GOT NEWS.
I. Can. Turn. Into. A. A….
A… BUG
I found this out earlier. My bro, 8-Peice, was teaching me to surf the waves. And a giant wave came, the first one I ever caught. Well… See, the wave came, and I did exactly what 8-Peice said.
But then POW. I felt myself shrinking and shrinking and…
I was a bug. I CAN TURN INTO A BUG!
Now Quill and Ash can really call me a bug… HELP ME. I can't play video games or surf if I keep on randomly turning into a bug. To all you transformers out there, how do you control when it happens?
HELP ME! HELP SAVE MY LIFE!
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Bolton, I am going to get some ice-cream. Want any?
uh, Yeah! Get me some cake batter ice cream.
What's the magic word?
Now.
Bolton…. I am counting to three…. One…. Twooooo…….. two and a half….. 2 and 3/4…..?
You are so hardhearted.
Three! No icecream for you, my prideful AE.
Fine. I didn't want icecream anyway.
Good. Than we're all happy. But in your box with you because you deserve to be punished. *struggling*
Why?! For refusing to accept icecream?! HEELLLPPPP!
Oh hush. In the box with you and you will not see Beth at all today.
NOOOOOOOO
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I don't feel well, Swummer.
Oh, Beth! What's the matter?
I feel sad, depressed, and daydreamy.
I once felt like that… are you never hungry, like to stare out the window, and can't do anything with energy, feel uninspired?
Exactly.
You are suffering from….
HEARTBREAK!!! Who are you in love with?
*BLUSHES* Well, I miss HIM since you banned him.
Who?
*deep breath, then sighes* Bolton.
Bolton! Please come back to Beth!
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Oh, Elmodaisy? Can you please parole Bolton today? You are making Beth feel despondent.
Yes, I do agree with Quill here. We do not want Beth feeling upset, do we?
And he only said no to your ice cream… is that such a bad thing?
Bolton deserves it. As an owner of two AEs, I know when punishment is needed – and let me say, it is needed EVERY DAY. I am more concerned about Beth, not Bolton.
You know, Zeon would be so mad right now if he heard you say those words.
But Zeon is not here. He is in the closet again, too embarrassed to come out after what you did.
Must it always return to this conversation?
I am afraid so.
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~bolton
of course, if you wish it, Clarabeth.
I am so relieved. Knock some sense into him, Beth.
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* immediately feeling better*
oh, good! I am so relieved! Will you come and have ice cream with me? I like chocolate.
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*blushes* Oh, Zeon likes me? Squeal! I am happified!
Hi, Jarnen here. Zeon, I know how ya feel. Since Arwen revealed my crush, I can totally sympathize with you. Don't pay any attention to that pesky girl.
Jarnen! How could you? Zeon likes me!
Oh really? Well he won't think you're so pretty after this! *Throws a spring-loaded rotten egg pie in Arwen's face and then sprints away laughing hysterically*
Hm, though, is this sticking with his personality? He's supposed to be nice-ish…
Ha! The -ish part allows me to throw spring-loaded rotten egg pies at Arwen!
Maybe, but look what you've done. Arwen is crying, covered in stinky egg pie filling, and- oh! Look out!
*Arwen throws a stinkbomb at Jarnen, followed by a pile of small rocks. Both come out of her bag.*
How DARE you, Jarnen! I won't stand here to be insulted like this!
*Jarnen can't resist a parting jibe* Then sit down!
OKAY GUYS THAT'S IT! DO YOU WANT ME TO STUFF YOU INTO A BOX UNDER MY BED, JARNEN? STOP BEING SO RUDE! YESTERDAY YOU AND ARWEN WERE GREAT FRIENDS, NOW YOU ARE INSULTING EACH OTHER! IF YOU DON'T STOP, INTO THE BOX YOU GO, WITH NO COMPUTER OR VIDEO GAMES, AND DEFINITLY NO SEEING CHILLY!
Okay, okay, calm down, Leafpool. No need to shout. Bye guys, we have to end the post now. See ya, Zeon!
*Sniff* Bye, Zeon. See you tomorrow.
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*blinks rapidly and turns away* Bye Arwen…
How is this physically or psychologically possible? Am I actually tearing up over Zeon's pain? Since when has this become who I am?
Emotional moments, guys. Maybe this will make you two friends.
*Complete silence for nearly 10 minutes*
Maybe.
And thanks, Jarnen, but… what Quill said WAS true. I'll just go hide in the closet for the night… Hi closet, hope you aren't mad at me. I'm just gonna spend some time here until Arwen can come back. *wipes his eyes and turns off the light*
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I dragged Zeon out of the closet this morning. He was practically crying his eyes out.
Me? Crying my eyes out? Noooo. I would NEVER do that!
That was sarcasm.
No, really, it wasn't. Is 8-Piece here? Or…
Arwen? I've only seen her in that picture you-
YOU BE QUIET!
*Raises hands up* Sorry, Zeon. But do not misrepresent in speaking that you are affectionate of Arwen.
*Stays silent for a moment*
Zeon, you do not have to answ-
Yes he does! Yes I do!
Okay, okay! Then answer.
Yes. I keep a picture of Arwen next to my surfboard in the closet. And yes, I cried like a baby last night – in the closet – after Arwen had to leave. NOW DON'T LAUGH.
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Admins, top this please? Thank you!