Maybe Austria……..

It is right next to Switzerland, and it is neither too big or too armed. They don't even have a navy, and thir air force and army are fairly small, compared to Germany, France, and Italy, the other three bordering countries. It's just a suggestion, but I think Austria would be our best move.

Your faithful Lieutenant,

elementgirl 

For crying out loud, Gared! They've already taken Switzerland and we haven't deployed a single ship! Come on!

I've spent most my time trailing the Capere Army, studying their movements and tactic, but after much time, I decide I must make a move. 

So, when are we going to start taking over Austria? (Or should I say, TOPstria xD)

Connie says nunh. You want to be a nun?!? 

Sorry, I've been busy with school stuff! So, our dear fellow country, Austria. Here is what I am proposing:

So.. Vienna is the capital of Austria, and Austrians are very friendly to strangers like Switzerland. I propose we follow our previous strat, but this time we fly our jets to St. Polten and gather a following there. It's so close to Vienna (34 minutes by train, which we will take) that it'll be effortless. If we can hold control of St. Polten and bring a Switzerland army with us along with our own armies, we can easily take Austria.

Although I have a sickening feeling this will all go wrong…

Me!

no please

C'mon cloud It'll be fun!

nooooo

Okay fine you don't have to but I am.

Hello?! If we want to invade Japan we'd better get going!

Apparently Japan has a system of government similar to that of the UK. There is a ceremonial head of state, the emperor, who is part of a monarchy, and there is a Prime Minister who is the head of the government and head of the cabinet and has to be elected. The Prime Minister is the one who actually holds the power, so we should probably concentrate our efforts on him, although it wouldn't hurt to have the emperor on our side as well.

I stand with my previous suggestion that we hypnotize him. We either need to hire a trained hypnotist or figure out how to do it ourselves. I know magic, but I have never attempted to hypnotize someone before. If anyone knows how I suggest they come forward. The Capere army is already onto conquering their second country and we haven't even started.

Once we control the Prime Minister and the Emperor, we have control of the government, but we still need a military. Becuase Japan is an island I would assume that they have a strong Navy. It should be relatively easy to take control of it once we have all the positions of power in the government, but there's still parliament who can stop us. If we call them all together and infect one with the zombie virus, she or he will infect the rest and they will become our minions who will do whatever we tell them. Of course we will also have to confine them to stop a zombie apocalypse…

Actually, a zombie apocalypse would be a good way to take over the world, if we make ourselves immune to the zombie virus… but then there's no point in ruling the world, so we probably shouldn't. Not to mention the fact that it's kind of evil. 

Isn't world domination kinda evil? I bought a guide to world domination at powells, so there should be some ideas. Mainly it's talking about the vortex books though… bye!!!!!!

Sorry guys, I've just been giving our opposing army some time to catch up. It isn't fair if we dominate the world without any fight. I am absolutely lost as to where General Gared went… I hope all is well in their favor.

@Lightning, ah, world domination? It isn't evil! I mean, it depends on how you go about the issue. See, we – the Capere Army – are dominating to free countries from suppressing governments. We are fighting for freedom, liberty, equality, with numerous side benefits.

Do you wish to join us?