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The sewing pot is having a meltdown while the rifle is dancing the tango. You do eat withered pumpkin slippers, don't you? The baseball would otherwise be amazed at the incompetence of Mack. Pom-poms are frizzy and have downy thistles, but newer play Backgammon unless the stork drops a balloon on Katie's oatmeal. Otherwise HOW WOULD WE LIVE?!?!?! Survival is the essence of rosebuds! What tender blueberries reside in Alabama! The love of Elphaba would do no good in the society of giraffes that ponder the meaning of life!!! WHAT THEN?!?! Mortal peril!!! Lieutenant Data and Wesley Crusher will command the lima beans of fettuccine Alfredo and then the queen of High School Musicals will be NOTHINGNESS!!!!!! Hannah Montana's cronies would then eat 5-pound cookies for eternity!!! HP the Musical would be released!!! All the dogs and cats of Birmingham would hold and scowl and Mama Mia!!!! Fires would erupt on Venus!!! People would start wearing golf shirts all day and muttering "nano-nano" under their breath!!!
WHAT THEN?!?!?!?!. . . Then we would munch on slices of broccoli and tap-dance on Fridays. It's that simple. We'd listen to 60's music until we jellified. End of Gerry and Larry. Boo-hoo for Q, because he never stood a chance. He was a bowling pin, the poor soul, in an ocean of Heinz ketchup.Ta-da. Write backwards, you mangy curs!!! Or you'll turn into Bella Swan!!!AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
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(: …gnirob teg nac suoires syawla era ohw elpoeP .era elpoep nehw nuf erom s'ti, dooG
!emit eht lla yllacitcarp yllis dna ecin s'ydobyreve ,xoBrettahC tuoba ekil I tahw s'tahT
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Ok, that was seriously brilliant. Besides, Data is my favorite Star Trek character, and I like Wesley too, so that was an upside. And Q is a hoot. A prime piece of randonimity, that. Randonimity is a cool word. It sounds like radioactivity. Which is related to…. guess what….. M&Ms!!!!!1 (if you haven't done the half-life/radioactivity science experiment with M&Ms, it's fun.) Wow, that was random. Hurry, give that orchid a tissue! She needs to blow her ear! And how often do I have to tell you, you crazy banana! Do not, for any reason, stick your head into the meat slicer!!!! Seriously, you must have lost three inches already! And you're a banana! You're only nine inches total! Well, you were twelve, but then you went and cut off three inches of yourself. If you do that one more time, I'm going to shoot you out of Jack Sparrow's canon into Deimos! Or tie you to a Sidewinder and let the Navy blast you into a satelite! Serve you right, stupid banana. WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU? There you go. Brilliant. Now you've gone and eaten a fuzzy yellow jackalope. Those things are extra deadly, people! Stupid banana.
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Stupid bananas?! I thought Eugene's pigeons with clipboards saying "hem hem" and dropping tomatoes on all the teachers named Joe in America wearing polka-dotted shoes called "Floatie" and green shorts to fend of an angry mob of Narnians was a shockingly pink bandana. Though I must have been mistaken, for Stella disappeared when 2's and 3's began to rally tennis balls. *shrug* And I guess broccoli-muncher was actually just an egg yolk muttering "fly ball!!" way too often, and *BOOM* was a foolish human shouting "What in the King's name?!" was *ha ha ha* Well, it all comes together in the end . . .
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Ok, again, that was seriously brilliant. They say it's a sign of a creative mind to be able to randomly string together words or numbers. If that's true, you've got to be one of the most creative people of my acquaintance.
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Thanks, Emily!! 🙂 You're really creative, too!! 🙂 "Now you've gone and eaten a yellow fuzzy jackalope." 🙂 You know about Star Trek?! Cool!! No one else seems to have any idea what it is. I like Data, too, but he wears too much makeup, to the point where it looks unrealistic. And Wesley doesn't have a lot of character, but I like him anyway. 🙂 Since this is a random thread, do you know how old he was supposed to be? I don't know how old anyone is anymore, even approximately, just be looking at them . . . because eleven-year-olds look like what I would think fourteen-year-olds look like, and I'm all confused about Wesley because I my dad says he thinks he's sixteen, but I thought sixteen-year-olds looked much older than that . . . I really don't know . . . I'm going to make a Star Trek thread . . . 🙂
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That's one of the randomest things I ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok yes, this is random, but you really have to see this video. It's funny. 🙂
Admin, they are all safe, but if you feel unsure, you can watch them all. In fact, I recommend it. They're funny!
I'm sure they're cute. We just can't start allowing it. Sorry.
–Admin
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Phooey. Thanks anyway… *sigh*
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I was outside not doing anything when this popped into my mind.
Well, Robert, are you ready for your mission?
Robert: Do the giudes really wear grass shoes?
Of course not. Whatver gave you that idea?
R:Well, I heard that they wear grass shoes.
Well, they don't. At least, not this one. She, in fact, doen not wear shoes at all.
R: She?????
Yes, she. It's time to go now. You're needed in another world. *pushes Robert out of tree*
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I have a freckle on the inside of my left elbow!
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Is that true?
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My Internet connection is going blooehy, so I might not be able to post for a while. 🙁
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