I'M NOT SUSPICIOUS!

Uuuh, yeah-huh! You were totally best friend with Fudimo awhile back! AND you have super powerful psychic abilites! AND you totally used to be a jerk! *dons sherlock hat and scarf* Coincidence? I think not… 

FALSE! FALSITIES!

Truths!! AEs are going to be hunting you down, MewFour. Better run… 

Where did this ominous side of you come from??

Mwahaha… I love mysteries! Come here so we can apprehend you, suspicious AE!

*sprints away* You'll never take me alive! 

Me: it's about time a thread like this was made. 

Grey: I agree, first What's-his-name disappeared, now the Æ Voldemort is kidnapping people! 

Doublock: it could be Niccolai… I wouldn't put anything past him/her.

Niccolai: WHAT?!?!?!? This is preposterous!!! You have no proof I am aiding Fudimo, I demand a lawyer!!!

Me: Guys! Stop accusing each other!

Doublock: Ha! You're just feeling guilty!  Æs, arrest this man… woman… ugh!

Niccolai: There is nothing claiming I was aiding Fudimo! I'll see you in court!!!

Grey: Guys!!! 

Me: Stop!!!

Grey: Accusing each other will do nothing to help us. Also Doublock, even I wasn't around when Fudimo was. Niccolai has never even met him.

Me: Grey has a very good point!

Niccolai: Thank you! Doublock, I demand an apology!

Doublock: Yeah right! not gonna happen tuna face!

Niccolai: What did you just call me!?!?!?

Doublock: You heard me you TUNA FACED CANNON FODDER!!!

*Niccolai pulls out knives and jumps on Doublock, they immediately begin attempting to stab each other* 

Me: ugh…

Grey: no kidding. 

Me: would you do the honors?

Grey: With pleasure.

*Grey slams submit button as hard as possible* 

Hi! Can we come?

Jammira, this seems like a bad idea. 

What? Really?

Yeah. Like, on your top five list of bad ideas, this is a two.

W–WHAT!? I'M NOT SUSPICIOUS! OR SECRET!

Oh, and does Mew count as a suspicious AE? 

Just… wondering.

Anyways—

Any AEs can join at ANY TIME! That way your sweetheart doesn't get left out!

Oh, and

1. This is not a single write, it's an AE roleplay

2. Please meet me in my skyscraper first thing tomorrow.

3. I'm very suspicious of MewFour after the incident of the carnivorous house. If any of you AEs could keep an eye on him…

4. DON'T GUESS WHO I AM (just kidding, you can).

5. This will start tomorrow–MAKE SURE TO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON THE AE THREADS ABOUT IT! POST FLYERS!

Sincerely andwithabsolutelynosecrets,

The AE Enlistor 

Puck: COUNT US IN!! 

Oh, yeah, and I'm turning myself in to be interrogated. . .  I AM kind of considered "suspicious" with my prank bag and all. . . after all, everyone is a suspect; including me, right?

Ariel: I vote that we are each interrogated.

Diovald: Wouldn't some AEs lie though?

Ariel: You're right. . .  hmm. . . . *continues to ponder* 

Puck: *Sighs again* Anyways, count us in!   

Some hours or so until we start…However, any AE can join at any time.

Some hours or so until we start…However, any AE can join at any time.

Ok, everyone, stay calm! None of you hold any chance of getting anywhere, until I come into the picture!

Typical. Gem, my female AE.

Your female AE! She's not yours, and neither am I!

Yes, and thats Sapphire. Also female. She, unlike Gem, does not like to take control of things. Instead she prefers to read a book or make everyone's life harder, its a hobby of hers…

Hey, Im Amber.

And that's Amber. He's a guy and hes sort of chilled and relaxed. He's kind of nerdy, but nice all the same. Very polite…unlike some AEs I could name. 

*gasps* *walks up pulling Naax and Vanku by the ear* They're coming!

Do I have a choice…..

can I sleep?

No and No.

well in that case….IM REPORTING VANKU! 

Whatever. Atleast I can sleep in the dungoun.  

Is Noon alowed to go? Shes my capatcha. And has a hate-love  crush on Naax. 

Noon: temz

teams? There will be teams? 

Oh no….. 

Starting! Anyone can still join at any time, and CAPTCHAs are welcome!

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The AEs stared up at the skyscraper in front of them in wonder and disappointment.

It reached into the sky, with every window reflecting a cloud. It's inside was hidden and the doors were closed–strange.  The doors were midevial,  and fit with iron hinges that gleamed in the sunlight.

The doors swept open and the AE Enlistor stepped out.

A silver Phantom of The Opera style mask covered his or her face and a black hood over his or her head. A black cloak dropped to his/her feet and he or she clutched a magnifying glass in his or her left hand. 

"Welcome!" The voice of the strange person cried. 

Some AEs mumbled and nudged themselves.

"I am here to give you opportunity to travel my halls and use my labs for the GREATER GOOD–AEs!!"

He or she swept them a graceful bow.

The AEs just stared.

"The crime labs are at the seventh floor. The offices–why are you groaning? Sitting at a desk all day is FUN–are at the sixth. The dung–BASEMENT  is off limits. Bouncy house and pie floor is on the fifth. Deadly lasers and weapons are on the fourth. Interrogation chambers are on the third. THAT'S IT!  I know exactly what to do! Follow me, everyone!"

The AEs exchanged quizzical glances. They weren't entirely liking this so far–except for the fifth floor. Cooped up  at a skyscraper all day? Eek.

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They finally followed The Enlistor to the third floor.

It was a series of white cubicles with doors, each containing a table, two chairs, and a large flashlight.

"Pair up with an enemy–why don't we just practice interrogation techniques–" The Enlistor started to say, but was interrupted by INSERT GENERIC RINGTONE HERE.

"I have to go–STAY HERE! My staff–they showed up and volunteered for the job sometime after I announced we were going to investigate AE mysteries, and they each wear masks, oh, and one has this queer accent. For some odd reason they didn't want any job hours except when you're here–ANYWAYS!  I gotta go, will be back soon!" The AE Enlistor sped off.  

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My CAPTCHA says keyz. What? One of the staff stole my keys to the dungeon?

No, no, you must be wrong, I must've just misplaced them.