Your future is this: You will graduate from a highly academic (and expensive!) school, and go on to be a painter. You will meet your future spouse when you see them reading picture books at the library. They will have green hair and yellow eyes, and together you'll have twelve children with brown hair and blue eyes. You will live in regular house with a swimming pool in Ireland, and travel in a limo. Your salary will be 100 dollars an hour.

Yep, weirdness is the name of the game!

Your future is this: You will graduate from a good college in another country, and go on to be a violist. You will meet your future spouse when you see them reading picture books at the library. They will have red hair and blue eyes, and together you'll have twelve children with yellow hair and green eyes. You will live in tree house with a trampoline in Ireland, and travel on a bike. Somehow, your salary will be negative 1 dollars an hour.

I would like to try!

Lilypad, your future is this: You will graduate from a little college in the middle of nowhere, and go on to be a geography teacher. You will meet your future spouse directly after tripping into a pile of slugs. They will have red hair and blue eyes, and together you'll have nineteen children with orange hair and purple eyes. You will live in a castle with a big garden in Ireland, and travel in a fire engine. Your salary will be 8 dollars an hour.

Lilypad's salary is actually 25 dollars an hour. You get a raise!

Your future is this: You will graduate from a highly academic (and expensive!) school, and go on to be a salesperson. You will meet your future spouse when you spot them buying an armadillo at the supermarket. They will have teal hair and red eyes (reverse that?), and together you'll have eleven children with emerald hair and gold eyes. You will live in a quaint cottage with an astronomy toer in Hawaii, and travel in a fire engine. Your salary will be 8 dollars an hour.

Your future is this: You will spend two years in a highly academic (and expensive!) school, then switch colleges to go to the college version of Hogwarts, and go on to be a street sweeper. You will meet your future spouse when you spot them at the library reading your own bestseller. They will have indigo hair and pale green eyes, and together you'll have eighteen children with yellow hair and blue eyes. You will live in a tree house with a large garden in Ireland, and travel in a chariot. Your salary will be 100 dollars an hour.

Your future is this: You will go to a good school in a foreign country, and go on to be a street sweeper. You will meet your future spouse on a safari hunting for hippogriffs. They will have silver hair and ocean blue eyes, and together you'll have seven children with spring hair and midnight purple eyes. You will live in a tree house with a large garden in Ireland, and travel in a chariot. Your salary will be 5,000 dollars an hour.

Your future is this: You will go to a good school in a foreign country, and go on to be a mechanical engineer. You will meet your future spouse directly after spilling orange juice all over yourself. They will have black hair and gray eyes, and together you'll have twenty-six children with white hair and silver eyes. You will live in a quaint cottage with a swimming pool in Texas, and travel on a bike. Your salary will be 25 dollars an hour.

Your future is this: You will go to the college version of Hogwarts, and go on to be a taxi driver. You will meet your future spouse when you spot them reading ancient tomes at the library. They will have lavender hair and navy eyes, and together you'll have twelve children with peach hair and white eyes (huh?). You will live in a quaint cottage with a trampoline in Maine, and travel on a rocket. Your salary will be 100 dollars an hour.