Ever since we discussed farm animal sentience,  I feel responsible for the strikes…

That's a proud type of responsibility, however XD 

Please do not make me die of boredom on my cafe thread.

I love how the list wants nothing to do with me. XD Not like I care, I just thought it was funny. i guess I may not be the best cat to hang out with.

I had to grab the list and write all over it. It's a habit of mine, possibly because I'm a control freak. The ones you can't do are marked in bold–

1. Visit the Bog and Burrow Inn(s)

2. Fly on with a herd of Pegasi

3. Intern at the B.I.G.

4. Go to the temples in Aslahari (You can't do this because it's Ashari and also you'll be blown to bits)

5. Attend the Annual Ball of Flowers (it ended)

6. Party with Princess Tigris and her family

7. Take a swim in Nurri Bay

8. Join Catastrophe's Army (without being killed)…

9. …Or the Resistance

10. Create intricate maps with the Mapmaker's Association

11. Get experimented on by the S.O.C.S.

12. Walk the Meak Peak hiking trails

13. Enter the Gryphon's cage (The cage is long gone. Hello, Caelani!)

14. Explore the Labrynthlands

15. Try the rock candy at the Brown Outpost

16. Raft the whitewater rivers of New Cogsville

17. Approach the Oracle (Fun fact: She's currently at our base)

18. Join the Animals (The author hasn't written for them for a very, very long time)

19. Draw with Lycaella (If you're me, DON'T EVEN TRY SHE'S TOO GOOD)

20. Spend a day in Sprocketville

21. Tour the Castle of the Villipaix Elves

22. Visit the chapels of Rainfall

23. Have dinner at the Taft Tavern

24. Go to the Historical Site of the place where Sailhaven crashed (the first time)

25. Ride on the Badger Express

26. Boat around Boiler Harbor

27. Avoid the Decoy Forest (hard)

28. Participate in a battle that will make history

29. Crash one of the many balls

30. Raid a village with Alexander Richardson

31. Fall through a spontaneous wormhole

32. Accidentally get inhuman powers

33. Build an automaton with Sprocket

34. Visit Jokull

35. Meet F.A.F.A. and attend one of their meetings

36. Go to the Jolly Rancher on open mic night (Bog and Burrow?)

37. Spontaneously combust

38. Fight an evil version of yourself, turn into an instrument and fall into the ocean (CLAAWS REFERENCE ALERT)

39. Buy a CatPan 

40. Eat at RP's RPing Cafe

41. Bike the trails at the Secret Forest

42. Explore Old Windswood

43. Attend the Resistance's orientation

44. Get your shadow stolen and weaponized by Catastrophe (This happened to Ronan)

45. Browse the Happy Crow Bookstore at New Windswood

46. Attend a boot camp with Autumn and Rose

47. Take a photo shoot in the Crimson Fields

48. Find the real Power of Hoof (Where on earth is Scylla?)

49. Try out new gadgets at the Spygear Club

50. Eat pancakes (duh)

51. Go on a quest with Zephyra or Little Crow (now Flash)

52. Find the Powers with Icy (Please!)

53. Mourn for the fallen warriors of the past

54. Become a spy for Captain O (It's actually Capn'O. Captain O is a common misconception, but Capn'O is actually short for their motto, which is written in latin) 

55. Wait for Sailhaven to dock in Kyngdom again, then visit it's libraries

56. Explore West Whetson

57. Take a motorbike across the Grasplands

58. Visit Daisy's Diner

59. Figure out where the heck Charlie W. went

60. Have Brynn resurrect your dead loved ones

61. Journey through Hidden Paradise Valley

62. Avoid being stabbed (this one's impossible)

63. Cry alongside Jake as he mourns for shadow of everywhere

64. Hike to Big Toe

65. Go on a dangerous mission to the B.I.G. laboratories to save your friend (Thanks, guys)

66. Learn what your SOUL looks like (Hoi, Alex)

67. Take a canoe down Hardswallow River

68. Perform woodland magics with Rose Carter

69. ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

70. Frolick through the Green Hills

71. Read this list

72. Dig under the stone tree

73. Join the Animals (you already did this one)

74. Take a flip-phone picture of a map

75. Hear the legends of the Powers (I'm open for discussion!)

76. Learn to speak Cypher

77. Spy with Scarlet C.

78. March for Farm Animal's rights (#MarchForProduce2k17)

79. Watch Alexandria's tapes (R.I.P)

80. Figure out who in Claaws' name runs the Black Skull 

81. Soar with Connie, Aviance and Vol (Unless you don't have wings or a Power to touch at that moment)

82. Go on a mission for the Elites

83. Seek out Crown, the Sword, and the Shield of Ravenmore (both being taken by Catastrophe, but I suppose you still can seek)

84. Have some of the Badger Express' Pinesüppe (TRY IT. IT'S GOOD.)

85. Run through the South of Kyngdom with Blazing Star

86. Fight a battle with the Army of Kyngdom or the Mutant Army

87. Die and meet shadow and Death (Not recommended.)

88. Sing folksongs with friends

89. Have a bout with Rigga (she's dead. But if you're also dead, you can have a bout with her.)

90. Go to Mer and visit the royals there

91. Intern for the Rising (Olympia hasn't been on in forever)

92. Excavate Fallen Heights

93. Hike to Wind Falls

94. Open the door in the Labyrinth lands to see what's on the other side (The door may have been blown up)

95. Don't get killed by giant badgers (or badgers in general) (Also, I think you mean giant ground sloths)

96. Offer Proffessor Hornshaw a box of chocolates or a fine fur coat

97. Add to the book of Mythical Beasts

98. Figure out what the heck is going on at B.I.G. Headquarters

99. Learn martial arts

100. Follow the Crow 

I donated my army to SOCS and I have retired, taking on a large company and being very successful, if I do say so myself. 

I would watch your mouth, Winged One. I could wipe you off the face of the Earth in a blink of the eye.

Here's what happened, as your tiny brain made assumptions rather quickly. 

I did in fact bomb SailHaven, and it went as plan. Your entire base went into panic mode.  

Also, I am not a tad bit embarrassed, but I am very proud of my army. They have stuck with me and we have fought many battles together, not all against the Resistance, as it is not all about you. I know, shocking, right?

The reason I quit is because my two year old daughter is deathly sick, so I decided to take time off from the military to continue my husband's business so I could use money from that corporation to treat her. 

Nothing gets between me and my family, and I won't at all let you or the Resistance do so. 

@KBSreporter

Can anyone pose as a KBS reporter? Like, give a news update? Like, a long one? 

I don't think excuses should keep being made about the Resistance and SailHaven, so let us stop debating about it.

And thank you, I suppose.