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#And remember, NO CBERS!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY! NEVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! But CAPTCHAEs and CAPTCHAs can come. Spiff has a new one now, a pegasus named Empyreal! He said pudn a while ago, so we're counting that as his FIRST WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#

#Empyreal says tvnn. TV, no no? I can watch TV If I want to!#

I need 5 jokes for the confused duck… let's see. 

How do bodies of water say hello? They wave!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cow go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo!

How do you keep a bull from charging? take away her credit card!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

these aren't my jokes, by the way. Mine would have been way funnier. Too bad nobody likes my sense of humor… 

So. Can I have that duck? I'll name him… FartyMcFartyFartPants. Yes. Beautiful.  

Why did Dracula's mom give him cough syrup??? Because he was COFFIN! HAHAHAHAHA

What has a bottom on its top?? LEGS!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting Co – MOOOOOOOO! 

What do ghosts drink? Wine and Spirits!!!!

Mom: "Can you toss the baby out the window her blanket?" *thump* *loud wailing from out the window* TESSA!

Teacher: "Luna, why are you late?" Luna: "Well… I saw a sign that said 'Slow down – School Zone. So I did!"

I think I deserve a pair of pearl earrings… and $12 left over. I'll be back later!

Have you ever tried making a snowman???? IT IS SNOW AWESOME!!! GET ITTT????

I bought a wooden whistle. But it WOODEN whistle!! I bough a steel whistle but it STEEL WOODEN whistle(hahahahahaha). I bought a haha hahahahahahahhahahahHAHAHA lead whistle, but it STEEL WOODEN LEAD me whistle!!!!!!!!!!!!hahhahahahahhahahahahhahahsnort

these. Are, the. worst jokes ever.

NO YOU ARE THE WORST JOKE EVER*is crying, snorting, and guffawing at the same time*

Literally? Anyway, everyone, my twin sis is very lum, so- Um, you know, dumb! Not that you're not dumb! I mean, not that you aren't- aw dang it.

 I removed one of your jokes because it includes a word that many people don't like– folks with that condition prefer to be called 'little people.' –Admin