I kept hearing Delicate by Taylor Swift on the radio for a while, and at first I thought e line "but you can make me a drink was "but you can make me dream".

In the song Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne, there was a line that I kept hearing as, ‘I’m Legolas, there’s no denying’. I looked it up and the lyrics are actually, ‘I’m ready for this, there’s no denying’. Honestly I like my version better. 

Wow…I didn't think Taylor Swift's enunciation was that bad, she sings pretty clearly… @Viola? though, I'm pretty sure I heard that too.

The only misheard lyrics I can think of right now are from 5SoS' Young Blood. I didn't actually hear this myself, I understood the lyrics, but I heard about the misheard version and now when I hear the song, all I can think of is this: In the chorus, when it says "Yeah you need it, yeah you need it, all in good time" it sounds quite like "Yeah you need to, yeah you need to, order lasagna".