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AH-HA! *wildly flings haybail*
I AM STYLISHLY LATE, AS PER USUAL!!
Oh! Are there teams? CAN I BETRAY MY TEAMMATES BY HITTING THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH HAY??
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Hey, someone topped it! *happy dance*
Anyway, where was I? Oh right… *obliterates opposing teams with the Golden Gun*
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*Screams once again* I WILL FIGHT FOR ZELDA'S FREEDOM! Fleet: You already beat BOTW.) OH. FOR HYRULE!!!!
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Hey Link's on your team??? Okay whatever team you're on, I'm in! I love BOTW! But… I'm a cat I don't have hands to throw with… Okay, Luna, it's up to you!
Really? Oh, yes! LINK HERE I COOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *Wildly flings hay into the air
I'm counting on you!
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*bursts into thread*
*leaps onto hay bale*
*spins bits of hay into a light orb*
LONG
LIVE
THE
KIWI
SQUAD
*throws light orb at rogue*
WOOOOOOOO
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*Snaps back* YES ALL HAIL THE KIWI SQUAD *Summons a flcok of kiwi birds* GO GET EM
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DIE THE KIWI SQUAD!! *Gets hit in the face by flock of kiwi birds* AUGH
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ALSO *Splutters through a mouthful of kiwi-flavoured feathers* I'm open to joining any team! Or maybe I'll be a renegade, WHO KNOWS!
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*Summons Sheikah Slate, quickly snaps a photo, and chucks a sqare bomb at Luna-Starr* Wa Ha HAA!! *KABOOOOOOOM* HEY GANON! GET OVER HERE!
Ganon:I shall destroy you Link
Yup! He's over there, disguised as a girl! HEY, DIVINE BEASTS!
Divine Beasts: *TRUMPETS* *SLURPS* *SHREIKS* *INSERT CAMEL NOISE* *RED LASER BEAMS COME OUT OF BEASTS*
*Pulls out laptop* *Sets to night* Hey, look! Here come the skeletons! *Decreases luck level to 0* Uh-oh! Look, the blood moon's rising! *Cutscene* Oh, Guardians! you, too, Bokoblins, Lizalfos, ChuChu, Keese, Octorocs, Stone Talus, Hinox…
Luna, don't you think you're getting a little OP?
Oh, alright. Everyone, go, Hinox and Ganon, stay here. *Sets to day* *Sets Luck Level to 50*
Hey, we got lucky, or unlucky, I guess! The moon's still red!
Cool!
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*stares at beautiful roses for a few quiet moments*
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*picks one*
*raises rose to nose*
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*sniffs*
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*CHUCKS ROSE AT WHOEVER IS STILL IN THE ROOM*
Gotcha.