It's christmas season! We have the advantage, homeboys! 

Also, yes, I did randomly appear out of nowhere and pick the christmas cult. As much as I would be entertained by a fight to get me to a team side, I decided it would be much better if I just chose one. Also, I love christmas.

*throws snowballs at Turks* 

Hey… Where's the 4th Of July? hmph… >:( Can I make it?

Pros: Fire crackers, tiny bombs, water guns… WEAPONS!!!!

Cons: Fire crackers can hurt us too 🙁 also smoke inhalation affects everyone so basically we hurt ourselves

Extra Con: Apparently where I live fireworks are now illegal so watch out for FBI