ALICE: "Bow to me! Bow!"

SOME OLD GUY: "I will never bow to such a tyrant!"

ALICE: "Get 'im boys."

ABLE ('BOYS'): "No."

ALICE: "How dare you?! Obey your queen!" 

*a scuffle ensues*

POW!!!!! 

ALICE: "OWIE! Owie, owie, owie!"

ABLE: "Rise, fair citizens. I have taken the throne." 

Well, duh! What else would you be doing? Dusting? Leave the speeches to me from now on, Able.

VARIOUS CITIZENS OF FAIRFIELD: "WOOOHOO!!!!!!!!!"

This is what happens when you only have one bodyguard, Alice. Leave the world domination to me. And next time? DO NOT trust Able! CLAP HIM IN IRONS!

I may polish this later. 

Avi. 
Socially awkward was an understatement for her. She had friends. Never mind those friends were noxexistent.

She liked them. 

They were never as bad as her. They learned their leesons and things eventually worked for them.