My turn.

******

I can't really rap

But I can rhyme

So now we'll put you in a trap

And I think that it is time

for you to surrender

or we will bring the thunder.

*******

XD that was the worst of all 

I have no idea what's going on here 'cause I'm new, but I'm laughing so hard right now.

I can't really rhyme, so I'll do my best.

We gonna defeat u,

You're gonna regret

The day that you

Set up the Timber Goat Kingdom!

The Everlasting Emipre

Will not fall,

But you will

Timber Goat Kingdom!!!

I'm sorry, that was awful XD!!

And Bradley said "diyfg". I think he wants to do a Do It Yourself Figurine challenge.

Thanks Sammy, I'll totally join!  Just waiting for someone in the Timber Goat Kingdom to respond to the last comment so I can crush them.

…

I’m not really on either side, so nobody will care, yeah

But I’m here with a rap

Cause somebody dared me 

I guess I’m with Everlast

Timber Goats are cool too

But whatever.  

My time’s up

The Dare’s Done

And I’m

Out. 

Okay, I've never even heard a rap in my life but here goes . . .

The Everlastin' 

Can't be taken down

So you should back out as we

Take our crown

Okay, this is what happens when I attempt to initiate in a rap battle when I have never even heard a rap xD.

Hey, MEOWrulestheworld3! get over here, help, stop geeking out about One of Us is Lying!

Okay, she refused so I'm on my own.

The timber goats,

You won't get to gloat,

See I even forgot to capitalize that

Your so forgetable, you'll just go splat

Okay I'm awful at this but yah let's fight back and WIN! >:D I have talents other than rapping, I'd say we should have an artfight. Actually, I have a good idea — an alliteration battle!!! (puns too, maybe). SO basicly, we alliterate a bunch! 

As they say, alliteration sells so obviously the EVerlasting Empire has a better name.

Everlasting Empire Elequently Excentuates and Emenates Ecxellence, Elevating the Everlasting, Eagerly Ending Ecxsessively Evil Enemies.