Are you a parking ticket? Because you look fine to me.

I suck at pickup lines, but I'm better with "yo mama" jokes, because my brother tells me every single one he learns about. 

hey, my name's Microsoft; can I crash at your place? o_O

Are you a camara? 'Cause I can picture us together ;0 

Here's a a rhyming pun my friend told me:

As she dyed his shirt a royal blue,

Said the girl to her beau, "I'm dyeing for you." 

Chitter says [afwen] a friend? 

Ayo, Lore's got a couple. Rizz master ready to go. ^& You know it doll &^ 

…..Are you trying to romance me…..because it's working. All right let's go.

^& I need a map, 'cause I can't stop getting lost in your eyes.

Math is so confusing, always talking about x and y. But never u and i.

Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you've got FINE written all over you.

Are you a bank loan, because you've got my interest.

I'm placing you on the endangered species list.'Cause darling, your one of a kind.

hey doll, on a scale of 1 to america….How free are you tonight?

Here's the last two pick-up lines: All the pick-up lines are taken, so I'll just take you.

I ran out of Pick up lines, I'ma just pick you up at nine.

All right. How's that Gloomy. &^

Wonderful, but hol'up. Rin has two.

[ Hey there, are you a Mario Kart Bannana peel, because you sweep me off my feet.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.]

Rint that's disgusting. 

are you sure we don't have any classes together? I could've sworn we had chemistry 😉

(and thank you for your encouragement, The Rizzler 😀 I have a whole list of both bad jokes and bad pickup lines [although some of the better ones prob aren't CB appropriate), so I am very prepared mwahaha)

Fun fact, "rizz" comes from the word charisma!

Also I really like Hex's chemistry joke- *cackles* I don't really have many, but I'll guess it's only natural that I let Lorraine and Peripeteia, as the residential flirts of my AE squad, tag along to destroy the competition or something. Oh, Lumani says they want to join to. Brace yourselves-

[Lum: C'mon let's get to the good part alreadyyyyyy

Lor: *flicks hair dramatically* Hey there, do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

Teia: Challenge accepted *smirks* You know, I believe in following my dreams… So I'm really gonna need your social media 

Lum: wha- OH I GET IT YOU'RE SAYING THEY'RE YOUR DREAM SO YOU'RE GONNA FOLLOW THEM ON-

Lor: *ahem* You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet~ *"rizz-ful" gaze*

Teia: *sighs dramatically* Do you have a bandage, because I just scraped my knee falling for you…

Lor: *forcing a smile* Ahaha, no but I'm learning important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

Teia: Lol I'm pretty sure you play football, cause you look like a keeper~ 

Lor: *grimaces* Did it hurt, falling from heaven?

Lum: *watching on in amazement* WAIT I'VE GOT ONE- ARE YOU A CUTE-CUMBER? BECAUSE YOU SURE ARE-]

Anywayyyyy, that's all for now. I don't think I can handle any more of these guys trying to one-up each other. XD

Everyone's using their Æs…might as well give it a shot! Wolfe, maybe sit this one out–

Also! I don't use my Æs much, so I'll be writing their names and pronouns after each one of them talks (for the first time in this post). 

Nah, rather not! *rubs hands and cackles gleefully* You know…I just thought of something; if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I next to each other. Wolfe, he/him.

<Oh! My turn, um. My phone's broken! It doesn't have your number in it…> Cove, they/them.

-Nice one! Now, let's see…I think you might be lacking some vitamin ME. *bats eyelashes*- Lark, she/they.

Must I do this? It's ridiculous. 

Yes. Do it. You never know…maybe Kamryn is listening…

*blushes furiously* Fine. Y-You must be a magician–because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Caspian, he/him.

My turn again! Oh, your hand looks heavy…That's too bad. Can I hold it for you? *grins devilishly*

-I love these! Especially when I get to see Cass flustered. Now…You sure you're not tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day~-

<Are your parents bakers? 'Cause you're a cutie pie!> 

It's a good thing I have my library card, 'cause I'm totally checking you out.

*cackles evilly* This thread has created a monster… 

*Repels down from the ceiling like BLEEPing spiderman, accepts your BLEEPing roses, but then eats them cause I'm BLEEPing aroace(?), repels back up (yes I know that's not how it works but I don't BLEEPing care) into the shadows of the ceiling and melts into them, burps, drops the half eaten roses on your head*

Sorry for all the BLEEPs, admin.

Fluffles says <BLEEP> 

Kam wasn't listening….but she was watching….aw lookit her face