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Yes, it is so. I'm responsible for all evil in the world. My cousin is Death. She is annoying.
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*roll of the eyes*
Well, at least SOME villains have a sense of fun.
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Fun is not good. Evil is awesome.
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Ya, well I am evil. And evil is fun. Care for some wine, little girl?
Little girl: Sorry, Ma'am, I don't drink wine.
Oh, sorry, I forgot! How about some cider then?Little girl: AAAAH! THERE'S A SKELETON ON YOUR PORCH!
Oh, that! I'm getting ready for Halloween! *evil grin* D'you want some candy?
Little girl: Oh, yes! *claps hands*
Okay dear! Choose some from this bowl, but don't forget to brush your teeth, MUAHAHAHA!
Little girl: Okay! *eats candy* WAHHH! I HAVE FANGS! AND I'M TURNING RED! AND MY HAIR!!! IT'S TURNING INTO WOOORMS!!!You got off lucky, muahaha. You could've ended up like that little guy back there *points at skeleton* See you. *fades away*
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You all think you're so evil. Harumph! I am evil- no. I'm so evil that Evil itself is scared of me! Mwahaha! I also have the evilest laugh in the world since 2003, as said by Villainess Magazine. I also have rather evil associates.
It is my pet, Natre is my half-daughter, and Jigsaw was my apprentice– and a terrible one at that.
…speaking of which, would you lot like to play a game?
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What sort of game? More importantly, what are the stakes? Cuz' I'm not gambling anything too valuable… Especially my soul thank you… because you seem like that sort.
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A… soul? How interesting, but no, I don't deal in those kinds of things. For one thing, I have nothing to do with a soul other than mine, and two, soul-stealing is not one of my professions.
Now, what game? Ha! You obviously haven't met me or my apprentice before.
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For your information, I had that evil laugh in 2003. And Villainess and Villain and Evil Magazines all acknowledged in their latest issue that my evil laugh on May 3rd is eviller than yours. So give me that title *yanks it off Spade's title wall*
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I was awarded the Evil Laugh Award 2003 from the Transylvanian branch, not whatever branch your read from.
Now, an achievement I'm much more proud of is Queen Torturer Universe. I've had it since the early 1700s.
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Evil? With a name like Holly? It reminds me of Christmas and candy and that goodie-goodie Santa Claus.
Anyway, one of my slaves just informed me of a young hero attmpting to destroy me, I have some businss to attend to.-
Honestly, guys. If you're villains, why are you giving out your real name. Muahahah. You will never ever find out my real name– unless you guess what I go by on the CB. HAH! AND THAT YOU WILL NEVER EVER DO!!!
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GAH!!!
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Hah. The Villainess Magazine is rubbish. In the Society of Witches, I have the best evil laugh since 1889. And yes, I was alive back then. That's all I'm giving about my exact age, and really, Holly Invidia, you have your age?
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I'm the finding member of the Society of Witches and, um, I remember giving myself that title. So, Morra, why are you imitating me?
*stomps on a sick puppy*
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Oh, how I dearly do love villain spats! I can tell we are all just getting into our evil swing. *breaks out the punch* Don't give any of this to Morra.
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Holly berries are poisonous if consumed in large amounts. However, eat just one berry of my magically enhanced holly bush and you'll DIE. Invidia means envy.
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I am the shadow
On dark stormy nights,
I whisper your name
When you turn out the lights,
I sneak into nightmares
And lure you outside,
I catch you off guard
When there's nowhere to hide,
I write in italics
But don't ask me why,
And I'm in a story
On another SI.
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I am not 22. Or 103. Ha.
I will not tell you my real age. Ha. You will never find out. Unless I tell you it is
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I am even more evil than all of you combined, and I'll prove it. *looks for enemies* Shh, we can't talk here. Follow me. *moves down hall* Knock twice on the closet. *does so* *disappears* Welcome to my evil lair. Now come closer, and I'll whisper to you how I'll prove it. *you move closer* Ha Ha! *pricks you with pointy poison leaf* "*you faint* That's how evil I am. *you think, even though you have fainted and probably cannot, that if I was evil, why would I show you my lair* *reads your mind* Oh, this isn't my real lair. *turns light on* We're in the magical unicorn room. You really think I would put my lair in my own castle. *evil laughs the best evil laugh ever*
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I cannot believe you are all comparing how evil you are.The most evil Evil is the subtle kind, and while you were all arguing… *you all turn to look at me, wondering what I did* HA!!!!!! *your eyeballs suck out* MWAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*to myself* Now that these ridiculous fools are out of my way, I can finally figure out how to transform myself into a human form… HEEHEEHEE I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE EYEBALLLESS, um that is to say, MWAHAHAHA!!! At least for now they can't brag about their sharp eyesight!!!!!
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*sips punch* Oh, did I tell any of you about my new boyfriend? He's so dark and handsome, and such a jock. He has the most interesting stories about how he got his various scars.
He's just so much better than that other fellow, that simpering buffoon down the street who's constantly writing me love letters… I hadn't offically scorned him before, just because it was kind of funny to see those pining puppy-dog eyes, but now, I can break his heart. *giggles* Does anyone else have a significant other?
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Ha ha nice try Kolhin. My grandmother founded the REAL Society of Witches abut ten thousand years ago. Yes, we live a long time in our family, muahaha. LooLoo, you of all people should agree that villains should have fun too. Not that evil isn't fun! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, and I won't even tell you about my griffin claws. Hah. Do any of you know what griffin claws do?
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Real? Oh, you mean that cult of fakers. I started the real one during dinosaur times. And, yes, there were humans then. They were all immortal, so no one found their remains.
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My name is Lady Lola Elizabeth Mercy Lockwood Sidorio, vampire, captain of an all female vampirate ship, former highway woman, and in some cases dangerous maniac.
(And yes I stole this character from the vampirate books because she's the vampire version of Bellatrix Lestrange and I she's my favorite character!!!) 🙂