Randomly comes marching in from nowhere, shoves all the pink elephants out, tears the cotton candy clouds down and ends the rain. Sweeps the popcorn out and paints the background purple. Puts the throne in the dumpster outside and sits gloriously in the middle of the room, on the floor. 

Having the throne for 4 days? I’ll beet that!!!

no way, hey scuttles! it’s echo (now virtue–although you may have known me as parody for a while…i’m honestly not sure haha. i changed my name a lot back in the day). it’s nice to see you back! i’m what one could call…”semi-active,” although the semi part is a lot less than semi (i’m hardly active at all these days, since school’s been hitting me like a ton of bricks).

i agree, the new CB traditions are nice, but i miss the zoodles (the cucumber snakes that darkvine created, in case you don’t recall) and the pie throwing that more often than not got out of hand.

i always admired your AEs and your CBsona, how are you doing these days? would you like to open up a chat thread (if not, no worries! i’m dreadful at responding since i’m incredibly busy…so if you would like to start one and i don’t respond, it’s nothing personal, sorry!)

I would just like to say a few words before I gain my crown. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddments! Tweak!
Thank you!

*whispers* Hawkstar has had the throne for a while, she probably doesn’t have her guard up. I’m just going to sneak into the throne room and see what happens.

*sneaks in extremely loudly*

*is immediately noticed*

Welp maybe I’m not the best at sneaking, but I am winning!!!! >:D

*looking down at iPad*

“What???!!!??!! Wildwolf has the throne? That can’t be true! I must fix this!!”

*furiously tapping at tablet*

“There, no one shall take it back!!”

*said in evil villain voice*

What if we rewrite the stars? (/lyr) I rewrite them to say that I’m winning >:)

Only had the throne for 2 hours!! Throne, taken!! Hahhhhhhaaaaaaaa!!!

But – but it’s still written in the stars :0

What if I rewrite the stars…I rewrote them to say I’m winning, obviously. And I also wrote that now no one else can ever rewrite them. So even if someone else says they’re winning, I will forever be written in the stars as the winner >:D