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Greetings.  I am Charley.  Would anyone like to join my coven?  I have the power of incredibly good luck, and I'm hoping to use it to find good coven members.

submitted by Charley, age 12 (for 90, ? (nomad)
(April 14, 2009 - 5:32 pm)

AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and hides from Twilight roleplay* *Makes plot to kill everyone in Twilight* *Realizes it won't work because all the characters in Twilight are Mary Sues* * Cries in despair that he's the only person who doesn't like Twilight left in the world* *Is killed by the Twilight thought police for not liking Twilight and making a refrence to 1984, a book that is not Twilight* *Is still scared*

submitted by Pirocks, age Who is fee, because Twiligh
(April 15, 2009 - 3:36 pm)

Don't worry. *revives Pirocks* Um, sorry Charley. People on here tend to get a little steamed about Twilight.

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(April 15, 2009 - 5:15 pm)

YAY! 1984! You get cookies. Have you read Animal Farm?

...Hm, shall I join this roleplay as a villain? As a *normal* vampire? Why, yes. I think I will. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(April 15, 2009 - 5:18 pm)

Yes! I've read Animal Farm ! It was awesome though slightly disturbing! I will continue to PoPo, to clog up this thread!!! Wheeeee!!!!

submitted by Pirocks
(April 17, 2009 - 5:41 am)

I loved twilight, until I got to the creepy stuff. I didn't know it had *kissy kissy* in it.

submitted by Meadow, age 11, IL
(May 4, 2009 - 7:33 am)

I will join! I will be a trad... No, no, I shall be professional vampire slayer. Not *the* slayer, we're not talking Buffy, of course, but I have training! Also, Fahrenheit 451 peeps kindly lent me one of their fire trucks. Now, all I need is some meyerpires to chase.

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(April 15, 2009 - 5:20 pm)

Yay, Pirocks! Yay, TNO (umlaut!!)! If TNO (umlaut!) needs any help, I am available!

I honestly cannot believe that Twilight now has a ROLEPLAY... AAARGHHH. :,(

submitted by Mary W., age 11 and one, NJ
(April 16, 2009 - 10:09 am)

NEITHER CAN I !!!! >:(

submitted by Pirocks
(April 17, 2009 - 5:43 am)

Greetings, I am Hawk. I have the gift of being able to shapeshift into anyone or anything. I can also mimic others powers. I will join your Coven. P.S. I am NOT a vegetarian, but I can change my appearence so my I eyes are gold streaked with silver, although I just hunted.

submitted by Hawk, age 11/94, Charley's Coven
(April 16, 2009 - 6:58 am)

((Heh, I probably need a name. And given that I'm actually *in* a Twilight rp I'm thinking I'm far to addicted to rping. Ah, well, how about Alethea Moore?)) 

I've never been fond of sunlight - so it suited me just fine that my quarry traveled almost entirely during the night or in the rain.

I grinned, and hefted my kerosene hose into a more comfortable position. Mentally I cursed Bradbury for not coming up with a better, smaller model when he drew out the blueprints for me. The thing was heavy.

Maybe, after I've taken care of this particular 'coven' I'd take a break to shrink the bulky machine down to a more manageable size.

'Coven'. I snorted to myself. Bloody vampires - no pun intended. The bloodsuckers should really read a dictionary sometime.

((Meh heh, yes, this'll be fun, I daresay. Oh and you can bet I'm going to somehow drag other kinds of vampires into this somehow.)) 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(April 16, 2009 - 1:28 pm)

Don't worry, Pirocks, I'll always be an antitwilighter with you.

submitted by Reuben K
(April 17, 2009 - 7:20 am)

Alethea is sad because she doesn't have any meyerpires to beat up. :(

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(April 17, 2009 - 11:46 am)

Poor Alethea. *sympathizes*

Actually, I don't think there are an awful lot of Twiligters on this particular sight. Which is okay, if you're not Alethea.

submitted by Mary W., Anti, age 11 and one, NJ
(April 17, 2009 - 2:32 pm)

Also, regarding the definition of the word "coven": TNO's (umlaut... losing hope...) right, the meyerpires should read the dictionary. Webster's II New Riverside University Dictionary defines coven as follows (I cut the pronunication, origin, etc.):

Coven (noun): An assembly of thirteen witches.

Vampire witches created by Smeyer... *pales* Bad.

submitted by Mary W., age 11 and one, NJ
(April 17, 2009 - 2:38 pm)

Haha, yeah, I though *every* fantasy writer knew that... and then I met smeyer. *HEAD-DESK*

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(April 17, 2009 - 6:09 pm)