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Welcome, fellow Choklitclan cats. If you have followed the signs, then you will know this is the place for parodying 'Warriors' Roleplay threads though stupid senseless smiley stories, false roleplays, and anything else you can think of! This isn't the place for vranting about Warriors, just for a little fun at Erin Hunter's expense. Whee! I'll do one:

Laughing Yo, I'm a cat with a home! My name is Rusty! I want to leave my perfectly comfortable and happy home for the forest where I could die!

YellAnd I am that evil cat dude who wants to kill you!

Laughing->Surprised Oh my.

YellMwhahahahahahahahaha!

Surprised->SmileAnyway, I will train to become a warrior! *becomes warrior* Whee!!!

Yell*is exiled*

SmileDearie me, it appears I have won and summarized most of the Warriors series!

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)

*cracks up* Nicely done!

Wait, it'll take me a while to choose a name... what with all those Wintersnowstars and Mossflowerbirds and Sunmoondaisies floating around, it's sure to be difficult... ;)

That was pretty funny, Pirocks... :)

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 14, 2009 - 4:33 pm)

OK, I luv Warriors sooo much that i buy them...

But-THIS IS FUNNY!

 

Vick says cigt.

submitted by NDT
(March 9, 2010 - 5:53 pm)

Oh yeah...TO THE TOP!

 

Vick says dkuv.

submitted by NDT
(March 11, 2010 - 11:24 pm)

front!

submitted by Mary W.
(May 14, 2009 - 4:33 pm)

Haha! Wonderful! My turn!

 

Coolhi, I'm the incredibly awesome Firestar! I used to be a kittypet named Rusty, but now I'm the coolest cat in the forest! I'd like you guys to meet my friends and family. First, my amaazing mate, Sandstorm!Kiss And now, my incredible daughters, Leafpool and Squirrelflight!UndecidedTongue out And Squirrelflights amazingly terrific mate, also my deputy, Brambleclaw!Smile And my bff, Graystripe, and his mate Millie! WinkEmbarassed And then my really cool nephew, Cloudtail! Laughing

Cool'Bye for now! Remember, I am still the COOLEST CAT IN THE FOREST!!!!

 

KissUndecidedTongue outSmileWinkEmbarassedLaughing: YAY FOR FIRESTAR, THE COOLEST CAT EVER!!!!!

submitted by Jenni/Fireandhemlock, age 12.5, Nowhere
(May 14, 2009 - 6:07 pm)

My turn:

Hi, I'm firestar!

Aah a bad cat!

*dies*

*comes back*

Aah lightning!

*dies*

*comes back*

Aah rats!

*dies*

*comes back*

Aah a trap!

*dies*

*comes back*

Aah greencough!

*dies*

*comes back*

((Erin Hunter hates her characters. She has lost my faith))

submitted by Reuben K
(May 15, 2009 - 6:38 am)

Come!!!

submitted by Come!!!
(September 3, 2009 - 6:44 am)

@Reuben K: Hmm... at first it's more like

 

Aah a bad cat

Aah tree

 

and I'm not sure about the other books...

 

anyways, Vick says kamn (like...a tree falling onto Firestar?)

submitted by NDT
(March 10, 2010 - 7:10 pm)

He he. Sorry, Erin(s).

SPOILER ALERT!!

YellYo, I'm Ashfur! I heard you all talking! I'm gonna tell ur secret!

Wink<LionblazeEmbarassed<HollyleafCool<JayfeatherCry<Squirrelflight: Oh no! Ashfur don't! Please!

YellNo! You had ur chance!

*two days later*

YellAh! Stop! don't kill me!!

EmbarassedSorry Ashfur. I must protect my secret!

*a while later*

Kiss<Sandstorm: You can tell me anything young one.

EmbarassedBut, no! I can't! *cries and runs away!*

submitted by Holly , age 12, Somewhere
(May 15, 2009 - 7:01 am)

(OMG! Let's do the whole story line! I'll start!)

*CHAPTER ONE* 

Twoleg: Rusty,Rusty! Come get your food!

CoolUgh. I want out of this joint. Get me some coke, instead!

Twoleg: Ok, Rusty, you win. Here, go outside.

CoolYes! *runs outside* Hey, Smudge!

InnocentHey, Rusty! What'cha doin?

CoolI'm going into the forest!

InnocentYou're doing what?! Don't go in there! Those cats will tear you to bits!

CoolI'll be fine Smudge. *runs into forest*

InnocentBe careful!

*END OF CHAPTER ONE*  

submitted by Holly, age 12, Somewhere
(May 15, 2009 - 7:07 am)

I lol'd. *gives cookie*

Fire-whatsit: Rusty. Rusty. Rusty. Rusty. Rusty-

Greystripe: Greystripe!

Fire-whatsit: Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, Rusty-

Greystripe: Greystripe!

Fire-whatsit: Rusty. Rusty. Rusty-

Cloudpaw: Cloudpaw!

Greystripe: Greystripe!

Fire-whatsit: Rusty. Rusty. Rusty-

 

Cloudpaw: Cloudpaw!

Greystripe: Greystripe!

Fire-whatsit: Rusty, Rusty-
 
Sandstorm: Sandstorm!

Cloudpaw: Cloudpaw!

Greystripe: Greystripe!

Fire-whatsit: Rusty, Rusty-

Bluestar: Bluestar!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty!
 Bluestar: Bluestar!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty!
 Bluestar: Bluestar!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty!
 Bluestar: Bluestar!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty!
 Bluestar: Bluestar!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty!
 Bluestar: Bluestar!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty!
 Bluestar: Bluestar!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty!
 Bluestar: Bluestar!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty!
 
Greystripe: GREYSTRIPE!
Scourge: *kills everyone*
...
Scourge: Scourge, Scourge, oh Scourge-ee Scourge-ee Scourge... 
 
Haha, Harry Potter Puppet Pals FTW. It works better with Snape, Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione, Harry and Voldy, though. 

 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(May 14, 2009 - 11:26 pm)

Wut's Puppet Pals?

 
Thx.

 

Vick says znuu.

submitted by NDT
(March 20, 2010 - 4:39 pm)

Lol, good job. At first I didn't click on it because 'clan' was in the subject line, but I'm glad I did. Still, um, don't you think it's kind of rude to mock Warriors just for having a lot of threads? I mean, it's annoying to me too, but isn't this taking it a little far?

 

Sorry. I'm overly-sensitive. As most of you have figured out by now *coughMaryWcough* ;) 

submitted by Lena G
(May 15, 2009 - 8:18 am)

Oh my gosh, Lena, you crack me up. :)

We're not mocking, we're... having creative fun... and joking... y'know... ;)

Okay, I'll be Everyelementblendedtogether:

SurprisedThe forest is in danger!

Frown*runs*

Surprised*sees bad guy*

Tongue outhisses*

Cool*is Warrior*

Kiss*fraternizes with other cats*

Surprised*is betrayed!*

Innocent*forges alliances based on mutual need*

Laughing*beats bad guys*

Laughing*kills a few more cats just for good measure*

Laughing*wins*

Cry*is exiled*

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 15, 2009 - 3:36 pm)

:) Well, actually I've never read Warriors, so I was more thinking up a sensitive-kind-caring alibi for not taking part here.

 

Okay, not really. ;) 

submitted by Lena G
(May 15, 2009 - 5:33 pm)