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Welcome, fellow Choklitclan cats. If you have followed the signs, then you will know this is the place for parodying 'Warriors' Roleplay threads though stupid senseless smiley stories, false roleplays, and anything else you can think of! This isn't the place for vranting about Warriors, just for a little fun at Erin Hunter's expense. Whee! I'll do one:
Yo, I'm a cat with a home! My name is Rusty! I want to leave my perfectly comfortable and happy home for the forest where I could die!
And I am that evil cat dude who wants to kill you!
->
Oh my.
Mwhahahahahahahahaha!
->
Anyway, I will train to become a warrior! *becomes warrior* Whee!!!
*is exiled*
Dearie me, it appears I have won and summarized most of the Warriors series!
submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)

*cracks up* Nicely done!
Wait, it'll take me a while to choose a name... what with all those Wintersnowstars and Mossflowerbirds and Sunmoondaisies floating around, it's sure to be difficult... ;)
That was pretty funny, Pirocks... :)
(May 14, 2009 - 4:33 pm)
OK, I luv Warriors sooo much that i buy them...
But-THIS IS FUNNY!
Vick says cigt.
(March 9, 2010 - 5:53 pm)
Oh yeah...TO THE TOP!
Vick says dkuv.
(March 11, 2010 - 11:24 pm)
front!
(May 14, 2009 - 4:33 pm)
Haha! Wonderful! My turn!
(May 14, 2009 - 6:07 pm)
My turn:
Hi, I'm firestar!
Aah a bad cat!
*dies*
*comes back*
Aah lightning!
*dies*
*comes back*
Aah rats!
*dies*
*comes back*
Aah a trap!
*dies*
*comes back*
Aah greencough!
*dies*
*comes back*
((Erin Hunter hates her characters. She has lost my faith))
(May 15, 2009 - 6:38 am)
Come!!!
(September 3, 2009 - 6:44 am)
@Reuben K: Hmm... at first it's more like
Aah a bad cat
Aah tree
and I'm not sure about the other books...
anyways, Vick says kamn (like...a tree falling onto Firestar?)
(March 10, 2010 - 7:10 pm)
He he. Sorry, Erin(s).
SPOILER ALERT!!
*two days later*
*a while later*
(May 15, 2009 - 7:01 am)
(OMG! Let's do the whole story line! I'll start!)
*CHAPTER ONE*
Twoleg: Rusty,Rusty! Come get your food!
Twoleg: Ok, Rusty, you win. Here, go outside.
*END OF CHAPTER ONE*
(May 15, 2009 - 7:07 am)
I lol'd. *gives cookie*
Fire-whatsit: Rusty. Rusty. Rusty. Rusty. Rusty-
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, Rusty-
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty. Rusty. Rusty-
Cloudpaw: Cloudpaw!
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty. Rusty. Rusty-
Cloudpaw: Cloudpaw!
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Cloudpaw: Cloudpaw!
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty, Rusty-
(May 14, 2009 - 11:26 pm)
Wut's Puppet Pals?
Thx.
Vick says znuu.
(March 20, 2010 - 4:39 pm)
Lol, good job. At first I didn't click on it because 'clan' was in the subject line, but I'm glad I did. Still, um, don't you think it's kind of rude to mock Warriors just for having a lot of threads? I mean, it's annoying to me too, but isn't this taking it a little far?
Sorry. I'm overly-sensitive. As most of you have figured out by now *coughMaryWcough* ;)
(May 15, 2009 - 8:18 am)
Oh my gosh, Lena, you crack me up. :)
We're not mocking, we're... having creative fun... and joking... y'know... ;)
Okay, I'll be Everyelementblendedtogether:
(May 15, 2009 - 3:36 pm)
:) Well, actually I've never read Warriors, so I was more thinking up a sensitive-kind-caring alibi for not taking part here.
Okay, not really. ;)
(May 15, 2009 - 5:33 pm)