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The Last Olympian!
Okay, you can't...

Okay, you can't read this post until you have read The Last Olympian cover to cover. If you have not, TURN BACK NOW AND READ IT!!! I'll wait. Sort of like Choklitclan, this is the place for parodying about certain Greek gods who are very attracted to Pac-Man and if you have no clue who I'm talking about, read the notice at the top of this post. You can also parody about certain Roman goddesses who many think are Demeter and like to throw metal fruit. You can do anything, but I prefer quotes. I know what you're probably going to post- *smirks* whatever you say, Miss Eversong♥♫(that's supposed to be a heart and music notes, but they never show up right on here). Actually, I really don't care how you post it, but remember this:Like Choklitclan, this is not the place for vranting on about the books, just a little fun at Rick Riordan's expense. Ha! I love the Chatterbox!Tongue out

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Scene: Some random adult party. Mr.D is playing Pac-Man.

Mr. D:Erre es korkaras(go to the crows, if you didn't pay any attention to the first book)Blinky! I shall have your soul!!!Yell(oopsie. it's flat.)

Percy:Ummm, it's a machine.

Mr. D:So?

Percy:Okay, let's play reporter.(I'm ad-libbing here, yes,I'm allowing it on my post)What would happen if I didn't finish this quest?

Mr. D: The world will end, the gods will die, and I will never earn a perfect score on this stupid machine! DIE, YOU PIXALATED FIENDS!!!!!!!!

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Your turn!

submitted by Eversong♥♫
(June 22, 2009 - 11:58 am)

back to the Blab about Books

*dances* I <3 Percy Jackson, and have soooooo wated for a parody page! My turn! (How about we make it a play, parodying them!)

 

Tyson: YAY! I like to fight stuff!!!

Percy: Great. Just help us.

Tyson: *fights stuff*

Percy: Keep up the good work.

Tyson: I want peanut butter!

Percy: *gives peanut butter* fight.

Tyson: *eats peanut butter* Yum! *fights*

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(June 22, 2009 - 12:58 pm)

You forgot the "peanut butter" war cry.PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene: the Plaza Hotel

Percy:*drives up on motorcycle*

Statue:"So, I expect you want me to watch the bike?">:(

Percy: "Are you Demeter?"

Statue:"NO!!!!!!!! I'm POMPONA! Roman goddess of plenty! You should pay more attention to the minor gods and goddesses, but noooo! Three cheers for Morpheus and Hecate, I say!"

Percy: "Watch the bike"

Statue/Pompona: *curses and throws fruit*

Ah, don't you just love parodies?

submitted by Eversong♥♫
(June 24, 2009 - 7:22 am)

Yes, yes, yes. Humm....

 

Annabeth: I like to design buildings!

Percy: Just fight.

Annabeth: I designed this building to be a 9/11 memorial! It'd be the Twin towers made out of marble... *rambles*

Percy: JUST GO AND FIGHT!!

Annabeth: And then there'd be a giant statue of Athena, where we could put the oracle...

Percy: *gives Luke a knife* Kill her for me, please.

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(June 25, 2009 - 5:55 am)

Ha ha! Combining Warriors with PJ!!!!!!*rubs paws together with glee*

Percy: i read choklitclan. aren't u supposed to be dead????

Jaystar: yeah???? SO??????

Annabeth:*sees Jaystar* aah a talking cat!!!!!!

me:*sees Annabeth* aah a talking Twoleg!!!

Jaystar: pinefeather u know twolegs talk

me: but itsaid i talked!!!!!

Annabeth: im not an it!!!!!!!!!*all go on and on arguing*

submitted by Pinefeather
(June 27, 2009 - 7:47 pm)

Yay! I love this series! I have a question, though....Are we allowed to take scenes straight from the book, or should we make up our own?

submitted by Mara C., age 12, i am here
(July 1, 2009 - 7:37 pm)