A few books

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Funny or just chapter names you enjoy
A few books...

A few books I read have great chapter titles, or some of them are just, you k ow, chapter one, chapter two, ect. Here are some of mine-

The battle of Christmas Eve, Nevermoor, by Jessica Townsend

Tag with plague spirits/ you're it, and you're infected/ have fun with that, LOL The trials of Apollo, Rick Riordan

Love. Purpose. Food.- School for good and evil, one true king, Woman Chainani

submitted by Hawkstar
(July 24, 2023 - 2:32 pm)

Thank. You. For. Creating. This!!

Magnus Chase!! The Sword of Summer, only my favorites cuz they're all amazing:

1.  Good Morning! You're going to die 

13. Phil the potato meets his doom 

18. I do mighty combat with eggs

20. come to the dark side. we have pop tarts.

22. My friends fall out of a tree

27. let's play frisbee with bladed weapons!

35. Thou shalt not poop on the head of art

37. I am trash-talked by a squirrel

48. Hearthstone passes out even more than Jason Grace (though I have no idea who that is)

49. Well, there's your problem. You've got a sword up your nose.

52. I've got the horse right here. His name is Stanley. 

53. How to kill giants politely 

54. why you should not use a steak knife as a diving board

63. I hate signing my own death warrant

64. Who's idea was it to make this wolf un-killable?

69. Oh... so that's who Fenris smelled in chapter sixty-three 

 

The Girl Who Drank the Moon

7. In which a magical child is more trouble by half

30. In which things are more difficult than originally planned

38. In which the fog begins to lift

40. In which there is a disagreement about boots

42. In which the world is blue and silver and silver and blue

45. In which a simply enormous dragon makes a simply enormous decision 

 

The Mysterious Benedict Society

4. The trouble with children, or, why they are necessary

15. Logical conclusions and miscalculations

17. A surprising suggestion

19. Everything as it should be 

25. Half a riddle

32. Sacrifices, narrow escapes, and something like a plan

33. Bad news and bad news

35. The great Kate weather machine

 

 

Spilling Ink 

7. Now we get to the weird stuff: plot

23. Keeping your readers awake

25. Writer's block 9-1-1 

 

submitted by CelineBurning Bright, age As Needed, The FireMist Sea
(July 24, 2023 - 3:59 pm)

Oops!

submitted by CelineBurning Bright, age As Needed, The FireMist Sea
(July 24, 2023 - 11:44 pm)

I love your choices! Rick Riordan books always have the best chapter titles, and I love any chapter title that begins with "In Which."

submitted by Lupine, Flourish & Blotts
(July 25, 2023 - 11:09 pm)

Yayyy

"About the Lonely and the Rum" from Moominland Midwinter by Tove Jansson. (It's so mysterious...)

"No One Signed Up for a Horcrux Hunt" "We Are All Potatoes" and "Pick a Wife! Any Wife!" from Aru Shah and the Tree of Wishes by Roshani Chokshi (Like Rick Riordan books, all the Aru Shah books have hilarious chapter titles, but this is the one that I have on hand)

"Talons and Tea Leaves" "Grim Defeat" "A Peck of Owls" "The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black" "Percy and Padfoot" "Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four" "An Excess of Phlegm" from various Harry Potter books

submitted by Lupine, Flourish & Blotts
(July 25, 2023 - 11:24 pm)

@Lupine, thank you! I like your picks too!

 

Some more since I just finished reading The Next Great Paulie Fink (which honestly I wasn't so sure it was that great at the beginning but by the end it was)

Witch in yellow boots

Silence and more silence 

Zombies and werewolves 

The land of Blah

The opposite of Zukeball

Some grand drama

Swallowed by the night

The Shakespeare challenge (rly, I just like the challenge. They should turn this into a school spirit Day:)

The banana challenge

A meeting of the Unoriginals

Secrets and broken promises

Gone is gone

The fable of the elephant

Among the statues

Something is very wrong

A rabbit in the fort 

The story I don't tell

How to be brave

It gets weird

Do the Caitlyn

Flying 

It won't last but we play anyway (love this one!)

 

and yes, this is just me flipping through the book and writing down any title that catches my eye 

submitted by CelineBurning Bright, age As Needed, The FireMist Sea
(July 26, 2023 - 6:04 pm)

Yesssss, love Aru Shah. Just finished the fourth book a few minutes ago actually! The chapter titles are amazing lol

submitted by Hawkstar
(July 26, 2023 - 6:11 pm)

All of these are excellent!

Some authors seem to really enjoy creating chapters like this; I've read a few books in the Percy Jackson series and the chapter titles are great although for some reason I can't remember any. Also, in The Extraordinary Education of Nicholas Benedict, which is a sort of prequel to the Mysterious Benedict Society, the first chapter is called The Beginning At the End and the last chapter is The End at the Beginning. I can't think of any more right now but will post things as I read (or remember) them.

submitted by Seadragon
(July 27, 2023 - 8:27 pm)

Woah, cool!!! Really?! I mean, obviously really, but.... idk, ig it's just something ppl say to indicate surprise? But anyways, wow. Nicholas Benedict was the only Mysterious Benedict Society I haven't read for some reason, I just couldn't get into it? But yeah, I feel like The Secret Keepers MIGHT have had some cool chapters too but I can't remember...

submitted by CelineBurning Bright, age As Needed, The FireMist Sea
(July 29, 2023 - 5:46 pm)

Ooh yes, Mysterious Benedict Society books always have fun chapter titles. I really like the very first chapter title in the series, "Pencils, Erasers, and Disqualifications."

submitted by Lupine
(August 22, 2023 - 10:20 pm)

*lists the chapter names of every Rick Riordan book in existence*

submitted by Darkvine, Vaporizing math teachers
(July 30, 2023 - 2:13 pm)

@Darkvine, Yep!! And I like your location, is that... I forgot, Ms. Dodds? Mrs. Dodds?? Idk

submitted by CelineBurning Bright, age As Needed, The FireMist Sea
(July 30, 2023 - 4:28 pm)

Yessssssssssssss

submitted by Rainbow, age Again, Procrastinating
(August 18, 2023 - 10:28 am)

Also from The Girl Who Drank the Moon (Kelly Barnhill):

In Which Several People Go Into the Forest

and 

In Which Several Paths Converge

submitted by Seadragon
(July 31, 2023 - 8:14 pm)

Some highlights from one the first book in one of my favorite series; Ettiquette and Espionage by Gail Carriger: 

Never Hurl Garlic Mash At A Man With A Crossbow 

The Teaching Habits of Werewolves 

How Not To Flirt 

Breaking, Burgling, And A Proper Breakfast  

submitted by Neverseen , age Umpteen , Traveling the Triangulum
(August 12, 2023 - 12:34 pm)

Oh. My. Simon Sort of Says has amazing chapters also!! Worthy of Rick Riordan (which I thought I'd never see)! And just awesome in its own right too! Great book in general

one: in which we are driven out of Omaha by alpacas

(for me, the recipe for a perfect chp is a. Have the chp number, b. Have a funny/thought-provoking title, c. The title adds to the story/gives you a taste of the chapter/summarizes a bit, these chps have all that, plus they use "in which", an added bonus. Basically, Rick Riordan mashed up with The Girl Who Drank the Moon, the two (in my opinion) greatest chapters of all time. Another bonus, I like the font and all lowercase of the chapters, they seem perfect for these titles for some reason.)

two: in which my new seventh-grade class learns that a sackbut is a kind of trombone

three: in which I meet a girl (not in a kissing-book way)

four: in which our peacock meets a girl (in a kissing-book way) 

and that's where I am for now 

submitted by CelineBurning Bright, age As Needed, The FireMist Sea
(August 18, 2023 - 12:43 pm)