So, I've noticed

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Terry Pratchett
So, I've noticed...

So, I've noticed that lots of people on here like Terry Pratchett (YAYY!! Also yeah you lizards (haha am I using that right? I always felt weird using "guys" on here but I didn't really know how not to without sounding awkward and then I saw that Pangolin on some thread from months ago said that "lizards" is an alternative so I was like ohhh, that's whyyy) introduced me to Discworld anyways that's probably why.. thanks!!) so I thought why not make a thread to talk about Discworld and other books? And So. Many. Amazing. Quotes. I have one from Mort (have not read yet but excited to) that's like "Then there was the puzzle of why the sun came out during the day, instead of at night when the light would come in useful." Ha, that one's awesome. And just finished Wyrd Sisters (coming back with quotes from there) and am currently reading Equal Rites (coming back with A MOUNTAIN of quotes from there), and I have The Wee Free Men and A Hat Full of Sky on hold at the library, where I'm also going to get The Color of Magic, Mort, and Guards, Guards because yes, and just the concept of the Discworld is hilariously and perfectly funny, so... yep!

submitted by CelineReadingRampage, age Discworld, Great A’Tuin&Elephants
(September 15, 2023 - 12:23 am)

Equal Rites (just a few out of a mountain, yes I'm just flipping through random pages and hopefully these don't have any spoilers)-

"He came walking through the thunderstorm and you could tell he was a wizard, partly because of the long cloak and carven staff but mainly because the raindrops were stopping several feet above his head, and steaming."

"'Your bees,' she went on, 'is your mead, your wax, your bee gum, your honey. A wonderful thing is your bee. Ruled by a queen, too,' she added with a touch of approval."

"The light of the Discworld was old and slow and heavy. From the cottage Granny watched as it drained off the mountains, flowing in golden rivers through the forest. Here and there it pooled in hollows until it faded and vanished."

"'It's all,' Granny paused, and dredged up her favorite word to describe all she despised in wizardry, '-jommetry.'"

"It was quite amazing that a stall so many people didn't know was there should be quite so popular." 

"Hilta laughed. Esk quite like the sound. Granny never laughed, she merely let the corners of her mouth turn up, but Hilta laughed like someone who had thought hard about Life and had seen the joke."

"Granny, meanwhile, was two streets away. She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like that. She knew where she was, it was just that everywhere else didn't."

"The average human, on the other hand, thinks about all sorts of things around the clock, on all sorts of levels, with interruptions from dozens of biological calendars and time-pieces. There's thoughts about to be said, and private thoughts, and real thoughts, and thoughts about thoughts, and a whole gamut of subconscious thoughts. To a telepath, the human head is a din. It is a railway terminus with all the Tannoys talking at once. It is a complete FM waveband - and some of those stations aren't reputable, they're outlawed pirates on forbidden seas who play late-night records with limbic lyrics."

"Gander considered that gnolls didn't look any better inside than out. He hated their guts."

"He was stupid, yes, in the particular way that clever people are stupid, and maybe he had all the tact of an avalanche and was as self-centered as a tornado, but it never would've occurred to him that children were important enough to be unkind to."

submitted by CelineintheDiscworld, age Headology, To The Unseen University!
(September 15, 2023 - 11:15 am)
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(September 15, 2023 - 12:38 pm)