Finally getting around to conquering...

Today at 8:00 A.M. JST, the conquest will start. First up : Kyushu. At 8:00, all lemmings will enter the island via teleporter and proceed to run around and wreak chaos. At 8:15, all team members will enter and begin to wreak havoc. At 8:27, Kiki, Totoro, Sen/Chihiro, and various other Studi Ghibli characters will be viewed in various places.  At 8:39, all copies of To Kill A Mockingbird (called Arabama monogatari, which means something along the lines of Story of Alabama) will vanish and be replaced with Harry Potter (which is Harii Potta, which is somewhat self-explanatory).  At 8:42, several kappas which we have enlisted will raid all the supermarkets for cucumbers. At 9:17, other traditional monsters will skip about doing all kinds of naughty acts. And at 10:25, control of Kyushu wil be transferred to me. 

@Red and Sakura, I'm going to take over Kyoto.

Yes, I did want Hawaii, as a matter of fact. I would write the conquest myself, but I'm not exactly sure of our troop numbers. If the High Queen SC could please post a helpful list.

Listening Daisy looked up, she hated the cold, it sure was cold down here, Texas was huge, plus it was not as wet where she was as she would have liked. She only had her loyal chihuahua army with her currently (chihuahuas also overpopulate shelters). They yipped and shivered in the heat, how/why they shivered, Listening Daisy didn't know. She hissed something in annoyance and then dumped her water bottle on her head, it was going to be a long day until she reached the beach. She deployed her troops and called Myself to her. Myself took her instruction on how to make a loquat tree plant person, and a few other types of plant people and wrote something down. The plant people shot up from the ground and Listening Daisy started giving them instructions. She deployed them to mayors, governors, and other people who were in power's homes. When she captured people, she set them free into her head, it was a vast place, where they could live out their dream lives, or whatever life she cared to give them until she had a use for them. They wouldn't know something had changed. Listening Daisy also gave a message to a passing storm. She was waiting for Quintus to tell her when she would enter the election, or if she should enter a puppet in it. She could make a new party, its symbol would be a daisy and it would stand for.... she didn't know what to say. Maybe it could stand for the voices of the pen?

Today I'm taking over Shikoku. So at 4:00 A.M. in Japan, the conquest will begin. Lemmings will begin to frolic all over and then proceed to swarm the cities. The teams will enter and create major amounts of havoc. Dragons will swoop around bellowing and blowing fire in the sea. Demons will use magical effects and NOT EAT anyone. Luca will spontaneously combust at 8:18; Sinthi will catch a bookshelf on fire at 7:25 and a bowl on fire at 4:55. Magicans will be responsible for the following:

-harmless snakes in mass amounts

-a battle of giant shooting stars overhead

-various water dragons rushing through cities at breakneck speeds

- several giant galloping cats

- ghostly lemmings running through the streets- all the ones that have died

The conquest will finish at 9:47. 

The captcha says mehm. Meh. 

Ooh, I have a good idea for Massachusetts!  Give them a ski parka and flip flops.  Because the weather there is cah-razzzy.  And Vermont should have a lumberjack vibe *nods*

Monday-Wednesday~

Listening Daisy liked the weather she was in right now, she had learned from her long conquering of Texas. All her troops had returned by now, after their long battle and the seige to come with the monster of homework. She sent out plant people, and sent out her dogs in humaniod dress, this time, they would not be caught. Me, Myself, & I gathered around her, for the eastern states not yet conquered, they had an idea to test. They began to sing a spell, of unearthly power. LD reached out her roots, loaked in sleep, she reached for the sky, around the eastern states, white powder, cold like show, began to fall. It melted into the ground, into people, into house, and everyone, absolutely everyone, the cats, rats, people, elephants in zoos and more, feel into a sleeping beauty like slumber. Then Me, Myself, I, & LD, fell into a deep slumber.

When they awoke, alligators had come. Myself muttered something, and the alligators turned magenta, falling over. They rushed to the middle states, now that they were well rested, it was time to but their plans to work. The northern shelter dogs had come, so had the Southern ones, the Western ones and a few from the wild (wolves, coyotes, foxes and the like). LD gave them each a piece of paper with her commands, a snowflake collection of sleeping powder, and a collection of plant people seeds.

Present Day~

Her troops had returned, she had sent I to capture ever state that remained uncaptured and then she took one of California's private jets, it was time to celebrate the capture of the USA, after her meeting, she planned to go to Europe, first she planned to capture Switzerland, then the Nederlands, then, well she would decide what happened next, but now it was time to celebrate the complete ownership of the USA. She looked over the stores of gold, money, oil and such that she had found, that should be enough to pay off all the debt, and clear up all the finacial trouble that had happened over the years, it was their country now. She wanted it to be pure and perfect.

Hi, everyone. I know I haven't done anything here in a while, because I have had so much homework. I apologize. But I'm invading again!

This time, it's Honshu. Many thanks, Miki, for capturing Kyoto. Invasion starts at 9:00 A.M. today. At that point, all of the lemmings will finally be off from vacation. They will leave Enackra and fly to Honshu (with the help of Pokemon). Actually, someone can just open a gate in Honshu, that's easier. Sakura has the keys, I think.

Anyway, lemmings will come in and proceed to run around and attempt to not get run over. Various people things will come in too. At 9:03, Luca will spontaneously combust. At 9:23, Totoro will appear in all major cities and start ballet dancing while singing operatically That's Amore. At 9:48, all kotatsus will turn into pumpkins. This will last for 16 minutes. At 10:04, 17 giant Humbugs will jump to conclusions. And at 10: 42 all math problems will turn into the word Why? (or, if this is Japan, dooshite?) and all answers will turn into 42. At 11: 15, the King, Prince, President, Tzar, and Emperor of garbage will suddenly appear in Japan. I doubt they will be happy that I woke them up. At 11:26, Mag, armed with the Sugarbowl will go to the person in charge of Honshu (I really need to pay attention more in Japanese class.) and tell them that they have exactly 97 minutes to give up Honshu or else the Sugarbowl will do its best. Oh, and I happen to have Assasins R Us member Agent Alpacachan's phone number. I'm sure that she would love to come to Japan for a visit. If all goes well, Honshu shoould be in my possession before I wake up.