Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Oh, the horrors!

As you may or may not know, I, Joe Dosie Doe am a left-handed citizen on the wonderful planet of EARTH! And, as you know, that can be a great advantage. That's because there are two sides of your brain, one that's more reasoning and simplistic, and one that's more emotional, artistic, and insightful. When you are right-handed, the simple side dominates your personality. But when you are a lefty, your other, more mystical and artistic side, dominates your personality. See this thread? http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/chirpatcricket/node/115450

But, at the Documentary Project I am working on, there are only right-handed cameras. The strap is on the right, the recording button is on the right. I use the camera with my left hand anyway. But it is horrible that the manufacturing industry is mostly not considerate to left-handers! It would not kill them, I'm sure, to put straps and buttons on both sides, so the cameras can be used with either hand. It is HORRIBLE!

I want to be a movie director. So, I can see, in my mind's eye, a production to be directed by me all ready to be engineered, when I find that I cannot operate any of the equipment (whatever equipment directors have to use, I know they don't have to operate the camera, just call the shots, right?), because all the stuff is right-hander oriented, and I am fired! I know that would probably be highly unlikely to happen, though. It's not stressing me out; the vision almost made me laugh, so you don't need to comfort me. I just imagined it.

But, still, the fact that most products do not hold left-handers in consideration is a HORROR! AGH!