HypQuests IC 

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HypQuests IC 

HypQuests IC 

Oh, hey guys! For the Instant Chat, I shall start this thread for asking HypQuests! You guys can all make up your own or answer everyone else's. Oh, and after you answer one of my questions, don't disappear, I'll likely ask you another HypQuest based one your answer. For instance:

Q: What would you do if some dude broke into your house?

A: I would whack him with a baseball bat.

Q: What if he had stolen your baseball bat and tossed it out the window?

A: I'd go outside and get it.

Q: What if his accomplice had loaded it into his car and taken it away and by the time you got outside he was long gone?

A: Umm...

So here's the HypQuest I'll begin the chains with. You guys can all introduce your own, but...

What would you do if you entered your room and found a black button sitting on your bed that said on it, "Press to bring nearest dead person within a 100-mile range back to life"?

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, HypQuests IC Vortex
(November 15, 2013 - 4:59 pm)

Q: What would you do if some dude broke into your house?

Whack him with a broom!

Q: What if he had stolen your baseball bat and tossed it out the window?

Resort once again to my broom. Then demand he go and get it.

Q: What if his accomplice had loaded it into his car and taken it away and by the time you got outside he was long gone?

MY BROOM!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Camelot
(November 15, 2013 - 5:05 pm)

What if a moment later the guy used a flamethrower to incinerate your broom?

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, Reply Vortex
(November 15, 2013 - 5:10 pm)

A curtain rod then. I'm sure they're just as effective!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(November 15, 2013 - 5:12 pm)

What if this curtain rod happened to have a shower curtain attached, and you tripped on it while outside, which gave the guys time to escape while you picked yourself up?

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, Shower CurtainVortex
(November 15, 2013 - 5:21 pm)

I vaguely understand the concept of how to drive...

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(November 15, 2013 - 8:14 pm)

It's IC time! Let's do this ;)

Q: What would you do if some dude broke into your house?

A: Kick him and/or whack him with my shoe. 

Q: What if he had stolen your baseball bat and tossed it out the window?

A: A: why would he steal my baseball bat? B: I don't even know if I have one anymore so it doesn't matter. 

Q: What if his accomplice had loaded it into his car and taken it away and by the time you got outside he was long gone?

A: See above 

So here's the HypQuest I'll begin the chains with. You guys can all introduce your own, but...

What would you do if you entered your room and found a black button sitting on your bed that said on it, "Press to bring nearest dead person within a 100-mile range back to life"?

I would carefully disable it. Sure, it would be cool, but what if it conjured up someone mean? That would be terrible.

 

Now heres a new one:

What if your Chicken Dinner's evil twin, Dr. Chickenstein, showed up at your house with a drumstick and proceeded to break down your door?

 

~violet~ 

submitted by Violet, age 12, Here
(November 15, 2013 - 5:12 pm)

I would brainwash Dr. Chickenstein into wanting to star in the role of the antagonist in the next Rise of the Fried Furies movie.

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, Chicken DinnerVortex
(November 15, 2013 - 5:16 pm)

To Violet's questions:

1. Hit it and see what happened!

2. Scream my bloody head off, then use either my broom (if not burned up) or my curtain rod.

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(November 15, 2013 - 5:18 pm)

Q: What would you do if some dude broke into your house?

Start using Cat Royal language on him and hitting him with everything in reach (mostly really heavy books) until he went away.

Q: What if he had stolen your baseball bat and tossed it out the window?

I'd go out, get it and whack him over the head with it!

Q: What if his accomplice had loaded it into his car and taken it away and by the time you got outside he was long gone?

I'd get a pile of heavy books and chase after them screeching Cat's languauge and throwing books at them. Yeah, I think they would give it back.

submitted by Corina
(November 15, 2013 - 5:16 pm)

*snort, giggle* Cat Royal language, I love it! *tumbles off the sofa laughing*

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(November 15, 2013 - 5:20 pm)

@ BHR, well I didn't want to start shouting the actual stuff!! *falls into a giggling heap with you*

submitted by Corina
(November 15, 2013 - 5:32 pm)

No *snort* I can imagine you would! Ehahahahaha! I'm sorry, but I can vaguely imagine you doing that. That's just too funny. And Cat too! Can you imagine Cat spewing off at some robber while she hefts a baseball bat?!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(November 15, 2013 - 5:40 pm)

Oh I use her languauge on my siblings all the time! It's quite funny! Oh yes, I can!! It would be so hilarious!

submitted by Corina
(November 15, 2013 - 5:45 pm)

THEY SHOULD MAKE A CAT ROYAL MOVIE!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(November 15, 2013 - 5:47 pm)

OOOH we should do a Cat Royal RP!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule
(November 15, 2013 - 5:48 pm)