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LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
*Rallies CBers to carry Timbermist away from the throne room and toss her into the moat*
*Tosses in a donut after her*
"Enjoy your soggy donut!"
*Races back into the throne room and tapes self onto chair while the soundtrack switches to We are the Champions*
(April 15, 2020 - 3:00 pm)
*slowly emerges from moat, bristling fur completely black and red, large wings spreading out from back, tail spikes out, and red slits for eyes*
*squighes soggy donut in claws*
The throne WILL be mine
*shakes head, eyes go back to normal*
What is happening??
*eyes turn to slits again*
I will be the winner, no matter what it takes!
*Zooms into castle, water droplets flying off back*
*hisses and lunges into the throne room*
*snatches the crown back, and doesn't give anyone a donut*
*growels*
*Slowly, fur turns back to its normal light blue color, tail spikes lie flat, and eyes go back to normal*
*Looks around, confused*
Where am I? What just happened?... Am I...Winning?
(April 15, 2020 - 4:54 pm)
Wow, this got really intense while I was gone. But anyway...
*kicks out ALL opposing CBers* *settles into throne* Ahhhh. I missed this.
(April 15, 2020 - 7:02 pm)
While Starchaser is reclining on the throne, she recieves a box tied with pink ribbon and bearing the Label: A gift for you!
*She opens the box to find it filled with beautiful cupcakes decorated with note written in pink frosting that says: Vengence is Sweet*
*Looking up, she realized that while she was gazing at the cupcakes, she had been carried, in the throne, down to the dungeon and locked up*
*Winner builds a new throne in the throne room that is equipped with a defence mechanism and a cup holder for her chai latte*
"Ahh, victory at last!"
*Sips chai latte and orders another*
(April 16, 2020 - 7:48 am)
*frees Starchaser*
YOU DESERVE TO TREAT YOUR DUCHESS BETTER, SO-CALLED "WINNER"! *freezes defense mechanism with my snow powers* *with Starchaser's help, tosses Winner into the moat*
Thanks Star. *summons a padded chair in the throne room for her to sit on*
*sits in the throne* *sips matcha* Your move.
This is getting fun! We are all allowed to be OP, yes?
(April 16, 2020 - 8:23 am)
This went back and forth, no?
Venni, veddi, Vecci!
(April 16, 2020 - 10:26 am)
*walks into castle, only hints of red still showing in horns*
Hey, sorry about that alternate ego misshap a while back...
umm here are some donuts to make up for it...
*gives everyone a donut*
now I am winning!
(April 16, 2020 - 11:43 am)
Mission Impossible plays softly in the background
*Adapts to the water (gillyweed-style) and swims to the floor of the moat*
Ya'll forgot that I built this castle
*Locates a drainage hatch and unlocks it, opens it, and steps inside the narrow passageway behind it, shutting the hatch behind*
*Follows the dark, dank passage until it begiins to slope upward, revealing a door labled with a W*
*Pushes door open to reveal that it opens up behind the throne.*
*Snatches donuts out of Timbermist's lap, the crown off of her head, and shoo's her off of the throne*
Soundtrack swiches to Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
(April 16, 2020 - 12:58 pm)
Writes a decree
Starbucks Coffee is hereby outlawed EVERYWHERE*
*In every place, time, and dimension forevermore
(April 16, 2020 - 1:34 pm)
*kicks Winner off of the throne and steals donuts* *turns off radio* TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL JUNK OFF! (anyone get that reference?)
*soundtrack switches to Cheap Thrills by Sia* COME ON EVERYONE LET'S CELEBRATE MY CORONATION AS QUEEN OF THIS THREAD!
(April 16, 2020 - 1:57 pm)
*strolls in casually*
WHO IS SITTING ON MY THRONE?!?!?!
*runs to throne and battles Winner*
*wins*
Take that, Winner!
*chases Winner out*
Someone bring me a box of donuts!
(April 16, 2020 - 1:57 pm)
I'm back
(April 16, 2020 - 2:16 pm)
*kicks Strawberri off throne*
*eats banana bread*
*summons floating ice swords and a pack of arctic wolves* FITE ME
(April 16, 2020 - 4:54 pm)
*Darkside starts playing*
*fur becomes black and red, eyes turn to slits*
You want to fight? I’ll fight.
*Summons sheilds of fire that melt the ice swords, throws a ball for the wolves to fetch*
*wolves run off*
So there.
*takes throne, nails it to the ceiling of the castle, and flies up to sit in it*
*summons floating fire swords and protects throne with shadow magic*
What are you going to do about it now?
*bares teeth*
(April 16, 2020 - 6:09 pm)
Soundtrack: Rise Up, by Andrea Day
*Rises slowly to feet and sees the destruction all around*
*Gallops a horse into the throne room to see Timbermist on the roof*
*As swords slash and arrows fly, jumps up to the ceilling and yanks Timbermist out of the throne*
Soundtrack swiches to Oh Happy Day (Aretha Franklin Version)
*Restores throne to it's rightful place and sits down on it*
"Cupcake, Anyone?"
(April 17, 2020 - 8:40 am)