*Gives the Ender Dragons power to break bedrock and everyone falls into the void forever*

*Summons slimes that seal up the crater with ooze*

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA I WILL ALWAYS WIN, I AM WINNING, AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA--

Alex can be a name for anyone of any gender. 

I CAN TOTALLY END HEROBRINE ON THIS THREAD!! I'M MORE OP THAN....Quick, what's the most OP thing you've ever seen?

*at the exact same time* Natalie's OCs.
Natalie's OCs.
+{Natalie's OCs.}+ 

*Arithmancy's sister Natalie wanders over, sees what Arithmancy is typing, and says: "Oh, come on, they're not that OP....*pauses, probably remembering Jex and That One and Cedric*.....Maybe they are."*

There you have it, I'm more OP than Cedric, a Power That Is halfling!

+{They don't know what you're talking about.}+

Hopefully they get the gist of it. 

Time to stop this conversation. *hits submit*

Ugh, now everything's all slanty. And I got the CAPTCHA wrong! UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH....

But now the CAPTCHA says 'rpyti'.

I take that to mean I should start a Yeti RP!

By the way, we're winning! 

I am winning!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah *I have a dance party*

*shuts off Alex's dance party*

Winning.  

And yes, I return again, in Much Glorious Thing.

... XD I have no idea what I just said. Anyways, I'm winning. 

I am Joel not Alex and I am winning!  *I turn back on the disco music*

I wonder if 50 years from now this thread will still be at the top of Chirp at Cricket.

Winning! 

All the CBers with four-letter names are the same to me....*blows up speakers*

I think the radioactive fumes are getting to his head, Joel. Ignore him. *gives Joel new speakers*

Hypocrite!

You're the hypocrite.

This is just an excuse to say 'hypocrite'?

Totally. 

Oh well. Winning.

*Starts singing 'Good to be Bad' from D3 beatufully that everyone falls into a trance and blow up everything thats Herobrine, Ender Dragons, etc. and build a gritter, cooler, more mature society (Line from The LEGO Movie 2) called, "Emekittycon is cool, and Kitty is too bossy so Squeaky get the kingdom next" and then everyone dances because they are still in a trance as long as I don't start singing 'Catchy Song' soon*

Winning!!! And no-one, repeat NO-ONE, can break free of my trance!!!

*Snaps out of the trance* NOPE NOPE NO U DON'T CONTROL ME *Gets 999,999,999 TNT and blows up everything Kitty built* *Everyone snaps out of the trance*

(Courtesy Call starts playing) *Gets a giant immortal invincible fire tiger that she rides and builds an indestructable castle out of diamonds* *Throws Emekitty and Kitten and everyone in the dungeon which is a solid room of iron which is unbreakable*

AHAHAHAHA, I'M STILL ALPOWERFUL IM WINNING 

I can't be 'tranced'. *shakes Arithmancy by the shoulders*

Wha...wha...where am I? 

Welcome.

*radomly burns down tree* 

According to literally every ATLA personality quiz I've taken, I'm a firebender, so... *directs the fire from the burning tree towards tjiu* *everyone on the thread gets knocked into the air from the resulting explosion*

Winning! 

I'm winning! Anyone who dares defy me will be crushed!