*steals throne*

*steals throne AND crown*

LOOK WHO'S WINNING NOW????

You can't do that. I killed Herobrine. 

Tis true. 

Alright, we're gonna win this thing! 

*wins*

AEs other than Braoin:

+(Why Can't We Ever Win?)+

Because, my dears, you are inferior. 

+*waaah*+

OKAY YOU'RE NOT INFERIOR GLASS 

+ooh+ 

Your lengthy post is now meaningless because I am winning.

Agreed.  But now I'm winning.

You guys do realize as long as this thread exists, no one's ever really going to win?

Oh wait. Except me. 

Interesting.

Well, leave the winning to me. I SUMMON THEE, HOSTILE WOLVES WITH DIAMOND ARMOR, CREEPERS, WITCHES, THREE HUNDRED ENDER DRAGONS AND WITHERS, AND EVERY OTHER HOSTILE MOB YOU CAN IMAGINE, EVEN ANGRY PANDAS AND ANGRY POLAR BEARS!!!!!! *Every mob I summoned destroys everyone on here and then I win.* And whoever LETS me win will get to be invited to my Royal Kitten Kingdom Celebration Party! But you can ONLY come if you let me win.

I can't believe this has been going on since 2014

Again, a haiku.

Winning, losing, all the same.

One after other.

Again and again,

We're in an endless whirl. 

Oh wait, but I won.

Oh apparently whirl is one syllable but I'll just ignore that fact. 

I’m wiiiiiin-niiing!!!! *snacks on root-beer float* yummy!

Vixen says uaxee. Disturbing. 

Estelle: How utterly pointless 

Everyone else: SHUT UP, ESTELLE. YOU KNOW NOTHING, JOHN SN- I MEAN, ESTELLE!!