I'm Winning!!!!(agin)

I am Winning once more! 

NOPE NOPE NOPE, NIUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

I WILL TAKE OVER THIS THREAD, WITH MY MIKE-NESMITH-FROM-THE-MONKEES CLONING MACHIENE!!!!!!!!!!! *Evil laughter* 

5 seconds later...

AHH WHY DID I MAKE SO MANY MIKE NESMITHS?!?!?!

*2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mike Nesmiths are chatterin' away.*

...wow

I think I went a little too overboard with this...

WELP, MIKE NESMITHS, WALL FORMATION!!!! COMPLETE WITH ROOF WITH 13 LAYERS OF EACH OF YA!!!!!!!!!!

*Mike Nesmiths do exactly that*

LEFTOVER MIKE NESMTIHS, THRONE FORMATION!!!!!!!!!

*They do exactly that*

*Sits on throne* This... Is my kingdom. And these Mike Nesmiths... are makin' me scream 'cause I'm sufferin' from MIKE NESMITH TIMES I DON'T CARE WHAT NUMBER AT ALL CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Screams*

Random Mike Nesmith: Are you ok?!

Me: NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!! *Continues screamin'*

*climbs out of pile of dirt, looking post-apocalyptic* I. Will. WIN THIS!!!!!!! If it's the last thing I do!!!!!!!

hello :)

I set up an everything-stand for everyone who is here! We have:

Water
Iced Tea (sweet and unsweetened)
Blue chocolate-chip cookies
Ice cream
Crackers
Soda
Cheese
Hot dogs (vegan too!)
Burgers (vegan too!) 
Puppy petting
Kitten petting
Bean bag chairs

All of this is free, but you have to have won to get some. =) 

(Luckily, anything you post counts as a win soo.....) 

I must winnnn!

nope! *pushes CBer out of the way* I must win!!!!! 

*Neverseen organization decends into the thread* *Fintan steps into thread with a snooty wave* "I SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN THIS NEW LAND OF HUMAN OCCUPATION" Fintan shouts, grabbing Glimmer and pulling her into the spot light with him. "Glimmer, go and find Sophie! I am sure she is in here somewhere..." *Glimmer takes off, jumping into each post and interogating each CBerer* "THE NEVERSEEN IS BACK!" Fintan shouts for one last time and then sets the thread posts into flames. Will the thread be saved? Will Glimmer find Sophie hinden in the posts? We will just have to wait and see...

Oh, and...Winning!  

Winning(forever)

winning!!

*climbs up mountain of posts* I... must... succeed!

*announcer voice* And with that, pangolin takes the lead!!! *grabs kitten from Wolfy* *starts petting feverishly*

You fools, I am the true winner! Bow before me, and give up all your cookies!

You are a tyrant.

I am not!  

Winning!! *grabs puppy and hugs it*