LAST TO POST

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LAST TO POST

LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!! 

submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)

we dont talk about zoodles, no, no, no. 

we dont talk about zoodlessss! 

submitted by Queen Darkvine, infinite zucchini
(September 27, 2022 - 5:57 pm)

NOT. ZOODLES. AGAIN. *joins Poinsettia*

(Please stop with the zoodles, Queen-oh wait a minute, you're not queen anymore Darkvine.) 

submitted by Lyric, age 13, zoodle-free corner, Earth
(September 27, 2022 - 6:39 pm)

*cough* *cough* it's been a while.

Unfortunately, no one noticed me struggle out of the alphabet soup...How about I just take that crown, thank you! Plus the last-to-post island is peaceful, which means we fell into clear water.

And now. Since Amethyst is such a cruel queen, I consider myself as a good queen. Good luck, y'all. *pushes Amethyst into quicksand hole*

submitted by Rora
(September 27, 2022 - 7:07 pm)

But...!!!!!! Who said I was a cruel... oh. Everything is very sandy. I wonder where this goes...

Hey, guess what, it went to Portugal. Whee! Seeing the sights! But it's rather hot, and dry, due to global warming, which is taking over the planet, and... I think I'm on the wrong thread to talk about that sort of thing.

However, back to more pressing issues. I suppose I shall get back to Last-to-Post Land...

*vroom*

Back again! And no, we certainly don't talk about zoodles. Away with the zoodles! I shall be queen, but this time, er, very lenient so as not to offend Rora. However, I would appreciate it if no one could post anymore... other than that, free trips to hot, dry Portugal! go to Staten Island and ride on the ferry! amusements, diversion and more! under the reign of our favorite... QUEEN AMETHYST!

submitted by Amethyst, age many years
(September 27, 2022 - 8:28 pm)

nope.

*creates a throne made of gigantic zuchinnies* *summons a crown made of zoodles*

hahahahaha 

submitted by Queen Darkvine, age ZUCHHINE, THE ZOODLES SHALL PREVAIL
(September 28, 2022 - 6:48 am)

Hey Darkvine who is not queen anymore? What is with you and zucchini and zoodles?(wait a minute, they're the same thing... Eh whatev

submitted by Queen Hawkstar
(September 28, 2022 - 3:47 pm)

Looks like I've been gone awhile, zoodles came and went, last-to-post land left in complete chaos, and a chance of anarchy. Normal things, normal things, a crown of zoodkes in my hands, normal things.

submitted by Lord of the shadows, In the green fields
(September 28, 2022 - 6:12 pm)

Oh my word I haven't been on here in so long! Time to take back my throne from these imposters!

submitted by Flamarestii
(September 28, 2022 - 6:30 pm)

Excuse me, you're the imposter. Sorry to disillusion you... But you see I have a pet cobra, and he really doesn't like it if people tell lies. He's quite friendly, of course, but he knows that really I AND ONLY I am the queen, and so he gets angry if anyone thinks differently. Don't you, Hiss?

hiss i am very angry!!!!

Now, Hiss.

submitted by Amethyst, age winning, queen forever
(September 29, 2022 - 1:58 pm)

*activates Superhero mode*

*flies toward cobra to the sound of triumphal music*

*throws cobra into black hole*

Done! The cobra is gone and Amethyst dethroned. I have saved the kingdom. If Amethyst wishes to come back she must sign a statement saying she will never rule again.

Now I am queen. As proof of my goodness and leniency, I am ready to hand over the crown at a moment's notice to the first person who comes here.

(Not that I have any choice.)

submitted by Poinsettia, age winning, Narnia
(September 29, 2022 - 4:28 pm)

Oh my gosh, you are soo polite it almost makes me want to leave you as queen for awhile... Almost, but not quite. *Whimpers and pulls my hair.* I'll take the crown now. Bye

submitted by Hawkstar, age Guilty
(October 1, 2022 - 4:10 pm)

Time to hand over that crown, Poinsettia! Or shall I just...

*takes crown* 

 

submitted by Queen Cali, age 12, Everywhere
(October 1, 2022 - 4:26 pm)

*Slowly sneaks back in and snatches the crown, bungee jumps away*

submitted by Silver Crystal, age Infinity, Milky Way
(October 3, 2022 - 7:43 am)

*bungee jumps after Silver Crystal in hot pursuit of the crown*

submitted by Poinsettia
(October 3, 2022 - 4:58 pm)

Haaaang on. I thought I had the crown. Nobody could have possibly taken it. After all, I hot glued it to my head. (yes, it was painful, but nessasary. Thanks for asking)

submitted by Hawkstar
(October 3, 2022 - 8:38 pm)