*Activates little anime boy voice* 

Team Zoodles, I choose you!!!

ZOOOOOOOODLESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are winning.

noooooo

rally, comrades! 

Darkling, your post didn't show up yet. Whatever you did, I contradict it with zucchini bread, which most certainly exists because it is delicious.

The Zoodles reign supreme!

*Looks at all the chaos*

*Insert weird expression*

I, uh... I wanna join Team Zoodles.

I've never had a zoodle, but I have SEEN zoodles. "Just because you've never seen somethin' dosen't mean is does not exist", were the words of a wise person.

That wise person's me, and I'm winnin' YAY!

I'm rallying!

No, the zoodles do not reign supreme. How can they? A zoodle on a throne is simply too ridiculous, and furthermore isn't even possible because you'd have to procure a nonexsistant throne for them, they being nonexsistant themselves. Can a nonexsitant thing win an exsiting game? An interesting philosophical question. I think not.

We're winning again.

*obeys Darkling and rallies*

*charges into the midst of the zoodles with an army of hawks, because hawks eat snakes and these zoodles apper to be snakes*

*abolishes all of them and also eats all the zucchini bread so there*

*oh, and also wins :)*

Apparently, we have a counterpart! Hello, ZOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES.

Oh, also, we are winning. 

No, zoodles, you are not winning, sorry. I am.