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I speak on

I speak on behalf of all short people when I say I'm tired of being called "cute" or "adorable".

I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET.

I AM THE VENGEANCE.

I AM THE NIGHT.

FEAR ME. 

submitted by Masked Piester
(January 3, 2015 - 7:42 pm)

Um..... yes, O great powerful NOT CUTE one. 

It's funny, I've never thought of you as short. You always seem to be a tall ninja frost elf... or similar.  

submitted by Air
(January 4, 2015 - 2:00 am)

(Appears in a swirl of ice)

I am only two inches under average height, thank you. I'm not tall. 

submitted by Brookeira
(January 5, 2015 - 7:03 pm)

(Appears in a swirl of wind)

I am above average height. I'm 5' 6". 

submitted by Quicksilver
(January 7, 2015 - 8:36 am)

Wow, that's really tall for an 11 year old. I'm above average. 5'.

submitted by Cayke
(January 7, 2015 - 11:59 am)

There's this kid who's name is John. He's 6' 2" and he's only 12. People call him Big John.

submitted by Quicksilver
(January 7, 2015 - 7:47 pm)

*giggles* why not "Long John"? Cookie says beat. A real word!! who'd you beat Cookie?

submitted by CaykeTheCook
(January 7, 2015 - 10:04 pm)

Same! I'm 5 foot and that was when I checked 3 months ago~

submitted by Verso
(January 20, 2015 - 5:29 pm)

Hmm, how 'bouts I challenge you- I'm sure I can get Kokopelli to help me in my pie throwing endeavors:)

submitted by Abigail A., age 13, VT
(January 7, 2015 - 8:17 am)

Okay fine. But Feather and Pwt are on my side!

submitted by Quicksilver
(January 7, 2015 - 12:09 pm)

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ADORABLE NOT CUTE NOT SWEET, I'M TOUGH!!!!!!!

submitted by Forrest
(January 7, 2015 - 4:22 pm)

I'm 10, im 4'6, and I am NOT cute!!

This post was brought to you by annoying apple, the sad wannabe of annoying orange. 

submitted by SAVVY44x
(January 9, 2015 - 6:49 pm)

*salutes you* Yes indeed, my fellow short but powerful CBer! I mean, I bet you haven't heard of a tomboy short chick who likes rayguns!!!!

submitted by Danie
(January 13, 2015 - 7:37 pm)

Yahoo! Go shorties! or as Lil' Sis says "FUNSIZE!" I'm 1* (sorry can't say my real age), and I'm only 4' and somethingorother inches! But I bet you never heard of a short person, who wears size seven shoes, in  women's, who likes explosive, Minecraft, writing, reading, geeking out, deep dorking, climbing trees, climbing rocks, acting, fantasy, animals, who has a fear of heights, getting hurt, has stage fright, and still sleeps with a stuffed animal dog, and keeps ranting on, this is a long sentence. Maybe I just feel short because I see tall people a lot, I mean for Pete's Sake, Cori's 5' somthingorother!

I shall now end my short person ranting. 

submitted by Winter Firefly
(January 21, 2015 - 5:15 pm)

Our brains must be connected. When I read your very long sentence, I was like, "Yes, I love minecraft, yes, writing and reading is awesome, yes I'm a total derpy geek, yes, climbing trees and rocks is amazing, I love acting but get stage fright, fantasy is amazing, animals are adorable, heights are scary (but I love roller coasters, strangly), I get hurt a lot, I love stuffed bunnies and teddies, and I am horrible with grammar."

submitted by Danie
(January 22, 2015 - 9:08 pm)

Oh my gosh! I must quote a movie now: "I'm like Psycic, or something... I can tell when it rains." Oh and in my last post 'steep' was my fail at 'sleep'.

 

I just fixed the typo, WF.

Admin

submitted by Winter Firefly
(January 24, 2015 - 8:13 pm)